The War on Terrier
1They are going to kill Johnny Depp's dogs in Australia. He brought them in on a private jet, thus bypassing customs and quarantine.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-32732313
Here's the countdown to the doggie deaths:
http://itsalmo.st/#timetokilljohnnydeppsdogs
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They should sent the dogs back on the jet and put him in prison for smuggling.
@nadroj Nice try but he's a master of escape
@Moose that's why they send the dogs back on the jet :D
That's ruff.
For many of us that feel he hasn't done any decent work since Finding Neverland, they're killing the wrong dog.
@Pavlov So what did you think of him as Captain Jack Sparrow?
@dashcloud Meh.
But, I will admit if not for Depp's quirky Sparrow, the franchise would have probably suffered. But that doesn't mean I enjoy watching him "channelling" Keith Richards film after film, it speaks more to the demographic of the target audience.
Depp is at his best when allows other actors to steal the spotlight from him IMHO . . . more like what he did with DiCaprio in What's Eating Gilbert Grape or Pacino in Donnie Brasco.
I mean, he went from Brando saying he (Depp) was the most talented actor of his generation to just a collection of weirdness.
Again - IMO.
The poor dogs had no choice in the matter. Leave the dogs alone and just execute Johnny Depp.
Am I the only one who still envisions the original 21 Jumpstreet every time Johnny Depp's name is mentioned?
He'll always be that sexy poster on my teenage bedroom wall.
But seriously, somebody save his dogs.
@pepsiwine http://www.theonion.com/video/johnny-depp-now-completely-made-of-scarves-and-bra-31404
You're right. They shouldn't wait. They should just kill them now.
@ChadP thats not how it works. They have to import another species and release them into the wild to hunt the dogs. Probably some kind of roomba army.
"Depp’s pet Yorkshire terriers are on a flight home to the US, just ahead of their deadline to be put down.
"The pets, Pistol and Boo, unwittingly caused an international incident when their owner failed to declare them at Australian customs and allegedly got them into the country without following the proper biosecurity processes.
"Australia’s agriculture minister Barnaby Joyce, who threatened that the terriers would be put down, tweeted on Friday: “Dogs gone.”
"The dogs left Queensland on a flight to the US, Joyce said in a statement put out by his department. Joyce did not confirm that Depp and his wife Amber Heard were with the dogs, and one report said the couple had stayed behind after putting the terriers on a private jet at Brisbane airport." - theguardian.com
Seriously? They couldn't have flown commercial??? Talk about a fucking giant waste of money . . . (easily WELL into six figures, depending on the plane)