@mehcuda67
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Mehcuda writes rhymes getting clean.
The shower’s specifically the scene.
The words come together,
As he soaps up his nethers
So all of his poetry’s obscene…
@mehcuda67
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We should take a moment to note,
We’d all do the same in his boat.
So no need to blame,
As he wallows in shame,
After all he is not this month’s goat.
@2many2no@mehcuda67@shahnm
A limerick we hear is your goal
And a shower is good for the soul
But water’s not free
So soon we might see
You naked and grinding a pole
@2many2no@mehcuda67@Oneroundrobb
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It was only a matter of time,
'Till we all spent our very last dimes.
Beginning at Woot!,
And then Meh. to boot,
Now we waste away writing these rhymes…
I hate water slightly less than I hate my body odor after a day. I get thoroughly clean as quickly as possible. I also use cold water, due to growing up I always got last shower, so I got used to the cold. It was a small step toward making up for the crap my college roommates had to deal with.
To relax at the beach, apparently.
All of the above. Plus… Um…
Many of the above.
wafflestomp #2
@clonetek LOL
When I need to compose a limerick. Works every time.
@mehcuda67
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Mehcuda writes rhymes getting clean.
The shower’s specifically the scene.
The words come together,
As he soaps up his nethers
So all of his poetry’s obscene…
@shahnm is telling the truth.
Each time in that watery booth
I start off with prose
And as H2O flows
Transforms into rhyming uncouth.
@mehcuda67
.
We should take a moment to note,
We’d all do the same in his boat.
So no need to blame,
As he wallows in shame,
After all he is not this month’s goat.
@mehcuda67 @shahnm
You guys spend time in the shower
Building your poetry power.
The water like rain
Strengthens your brain,
'Til you get wrinkly after an hour.
@2many2no @mehcuda67 @shahnm
A limerick we hear is your goal
And a shower is good for the soul
But water’s not free
So soon we might see
You naked and grinding a pole
@2many2no @mehcuda67 @Oneroundrobb
.
It was only a matter of time,
'Till we all spent our very last dimes.
Beginning at Woot!,
And then Meh. to boot,
Now we waste away writing these rhymes…
I hate water slightly less than I hate my body odor after a day. I get thoroughly clean as quickly as possible. I also use cold water, due to growing up I always got last shower, so I got used to the cold. It was a small step toward making up for the crap my college roommates had to deal with.
What happened to Hanky Panky, whoopi, banging, or whatever you wanna call it?
@hchavers
The shower is where I prepare to recommence my 8-Stage Plan for Thoroughgoing Self Enhancement.
@UncleVinny Is that the fancy way of saying penis pump?
@mfladd close! It’s my public hair regrowth regimen.
@mfladd pubic, not public!
What color shower is under discussion?
/image pure gold
@f00l See #1
The shower is where I weekly whether I need it or not.
To wake up
This seems like a good opportunity to use the word “ostensibly”…
Ostensibly, to get physically clean, end of story.
Ugh hate showering