Is this one of those times when we’re asked to rank which method of certain and painful dismemberment, leading to eventual exsanguination and death, is least enjoyable?
Wait, there’s a lot of fiction here… Do we mean manticore, the lionesque beast of myth, or montecore, the actual tiger that mauled the shit out of Roy (of Siegfried and)?!
Canine. Whether it’s a team of terrors, or it’s a solo hell spawn. Did you know dingos can rotate their paws more than 360°? They can open doors. Opening doors was what made Jurassic Park raptors even more terrifying, and they’re fictional. Dogs may be man’s best friend, but they can also be his worst nightmare.
Feline. Considering both what my housecat regularly does to my shoulder and the fact that he does it as a sign of affection, I hesitate to consider what a truly large feline might accomplish, let alone a significantly perturbed one.
Is this one of those times when we’re asked to rank which method of certain and painful dismemberment, leading to eventual exsanguination and death, is least enjoyable?
yeppers
@matthew I hate it when that happens.
@shahnm
Does this have something to do with batteries?
Dismemberment by battery?
@f00l Please see here:
https://meh.com/forum/topics/shahnm-do-not-mistake-your-refrigerated-batteries-for-apples#5a6d218af60de1050cec20bb
cthulhu
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
@rkess88
/youtube O Brother where art thou’ Eating rotten Horse meat!
“I nicked the census man!”
“Now, there’s a good boy.”
Wait, there’s a lot of fiction here… Do we mean manticore, the lionesque beast of myth, or montecore, the actual tiger that mauled the shit out of Roy (of Siegfried and)?!
Totally not fair when you put one of the chiices in all caps… I chose something other than the shallows because if that.
I for one am crestfallen to learn the lax protocols on this poll may render it useless to science
Canine. Whether it’s a team of terrors, or it’s a solo hell spawn. Did you know dingos can rotate their paws more than 360°? They can open doors. Opening doors was what made Jurassic Park raptors even more terrifying, and they’re fictional. Dogs may be man’s best friend, but they can also be his worst nightmare.
Anaconda (Anaconda)
Alien (Sigorney)
Rabbit.
Relevant @fablefire shirt:
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Human women.
@Dizavid @narfcake Women and Rabbit
Timber Wolf (Canis lupus)
I can’t be the only one here who saw “The Grey” am I?
Dog (Bounty Hunter)
Feline. Considering both what my housecat regularly does to my shoulder and the fact that he does it as a sign of affection, I hesitate to consider what a truly large feline might accomplish, let alone a significantly perturbed one.
Humans are the worst and they’re not even obligate carnivores.
@ZeroCharisma You get a star for “obligate”.
Giant radioactive monsters.
Insane human in a dark alley.
My extended family out to dinner at a Brazilian steak house. No skewer gets by.
False, flesh-eating bacteria is the worst carnivore. They eat you one cell at a time.
Dire wolf.
I can’t believe nobody has said “Hannibal Lecter” yet.
@PocketBrain Third post. Fava beans.
Maggots!!
@Woody1 Not cool asshole
That’s a real picture @tHumperchick please take this death porn down.
@narfcake
@therealjrn @RiotDemon
Piranha
Angry Ohmu.
