The more media advertising I see, the less crap I want.
9Maybe they bother me more than they used to, but the blatantly mindless hype of modern media advertising has pushed me well past the point where I just tune it out. Lately, I’ve been mentally taking note of which products tend to get the overexcited squealy-and-giddy treatment, and marking them as “must be worthless, or they wouldn’t need to turn the fake glam up to 13”.
Which is part of why I don’t mind hitting Meh to see what’s listed.
But OMFG, when I have to park in a waiting room, and any of the programming linked with Morningsave shows up on the brain-damage blatherpanel on the wall, my scalp starts to crawl.
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Then you’re probably extra excited that they’ve started cranking it up for “shopping season”. 🧌
@walarney
For types of “excited” that boost sales of nausea meds, anyway.
That is why I am happy that Mother’s Car care products exist. I basically only turn on my TV to watch Formula 1 races live and they sponsor it to have no commercials.
I sometimes watch Science channel for How It’s Made and their ads are mostly for their crappy shows and boy are they horrible ads.
@yakkoTDI Can we talk about how acutely annoying all these Discovery + ads are? Holy shit…
@PooltoyWolf They are almost as bad as the stupid conclusions they make on the show What on Earth?
@yakkoTDI Hey, I like watching that show! LOL
@PooltoyWolf I watch it on occasion but I would watch it a lot more if they didn’t jump to the most far fetched conclusions right away.
@yakkoTDI The one that DID piss me off was them spending 20 minutes to eventually come to the (OBVIOUS!) conclusion that a ‘levitating’ 747 was a simple optical illusion.
My favorite Dilbert of all time is this one (can’t locate it as an actual strip… maybe from before syndication?)
Phil, Prince of Insufficient Light & Supreme Ruler of Heck: Well, I had a great time talking to you, but I gotta go. Where is your nearest portal to hell?
Dilbert: My what? – What makes you think this house has one of those “Portals to Hell”?
Phil: Every house has one! Usually two. Ah…here’s one. – Erg! Umph! (climbing into TV screen.)
@chienfou I love that character.
@Kyeh
Yeah, I am fond of him as well. Love that he carries around a spoon instead of a ‘fork’. Really wish I could put my finger (or mouse) on that strip. It is an all time classic.
@chienfou
I thought the Prince of Darkness was Lucas…?
@werehatrack
ISWYDT!
@chienfou @werehatrack Lucas, inventor of the intermittent wiper. And intermittent lights. And intermittent wiring.
/image replacement smoke
@narfcake @werehatrack
and these (notoriously POS batteries)
@narfcake @werehatrack
here’s a reference to the Prince of Darkness idea…
@chienfou @narfcake
Were they even worse than the Ray-o-Vac and Duracell units of about a decade back, which had a disturbing tendency to be leaky in the package on the store shelf?
What amazes me is that cheap unknown-brand alkalines seem to be less leak-prone than a lot of the recognized name brands, albeit often at the cost of not having as much capacity either.
BTW, is is possible to resurrect a 3-cell Maglite that has been heavily Leaked In…
Blog entry about resurrecting a Maglite
…but the bottom line is that you’re usually better off just replacing the whole thing.
Human hunting!
Advertising used to be mostly true facts presented in polished form to entice you to buy the product. Today’s advertising has joined today’s newscasts in telling you what they hope you believe based on fabricated facts, conjecture and blatant lies. If you buy from infomercials or online, read the fine print. You are probably locking in for a lifetime supply, shipped automatically and charged to your card. In the case of weight loss, restored sexual prowess, and the secret of eternal youth, at best the product doesn’t meet it’s claims, at worst it will kill you. Buyer beware!
@dyounghbic
So, you mean everything else is just like VMP?
You forgot to include charging tangible goods state sales tax under false pretenses for a service.
@mike808
yeah, that has always pissed me off about Alabama’s sales tax laws as well. They have a ‘fast and loose’ definition of what is taxable.
@chienfou It’s not like funding a highly educated workforce could be funded entirely by clawing back some of that 50% corporate tax rate reductions (including The Former Guy/Republican tax giveaway to the rich so that Jeff Bezos can take space trips and sail in another 1/2 Billion dollar yacht) that have benefitted very few actual voters and factually harmed and destroyed the Alabama average houshold income. Or by all that blood and treasure we were throwing down the drain into the corrupt Afghani and Iraqi kleptocrats for decades.
But when did facts matter to Ivey, Sessions, Tuberville, Roy Moore, or the party currently controlling the state legislature.
@dyounghbic idk if that’s true or not. The history of advertising is literred with advertising of things that had no/little value but the lies were so successful they are still a thing.
Engagement rings and diamond value being kind of the most well known. But tons of others
I can’t say I’ve ever really understood advertising. Or commercials. Reviews sure cause I might be interested in an unbiased review and if I was researching a product i might find them. But if anything is sticking out as off. Nope.
I’m pretty sure the only commercials I’ve seen since at least 2013 are YouTube BS i Ignore/skip immediately. Well and the garbage amazon does in fire tv. And heard on radio and I just switch stations immediately. And they didn’t mean anything before that.
The most annoying things ever are the tv or radio sites that just repeat the same BS add over and over. So. Blacklisted.
@unksol
I quit watching tv some years ago. Now only watch " accidentally" (ie I’m someplace where a tv is on)
Or only occasional Netflix or something from Amazon.
And I don’t often play broadcast radio;. Mostly just my own music, or audiobooks etc.
So I don’t often encounter audio or video advertising. I didn’t change my media habits in order to avoid it, but the absence is nice.
/youtube old spice commercial
@f00l iHeartRadio radio went into a loop for like a week last week where it would play the worst 30 second “avacados from Mexico. No that is the brand” commercial between every song. So. Nope on that.
Id rather listen to the annoying DJs interrupt. That was the only reason i went there. Local radio just used to play it for you on the site with no BS
@f00l @unksol
Tune your radio to stations under 90 on the dial.
Yeah, I’m that fucking old.
For starters: wwoz.org
For the STL krewe: kdhx.org
@f00l @unksol I agree completely, between the commercials (drugs are the worst “this may kill you, and you can’t afford it, but you should buy it”) and the lousy content, I pretty much gave up on TV & radio years ago. SWMBO is pretty much addicted to TV though.
@f00l @unksol There are good commercials, like Old Spice, but they are exceedingly rare.
@f00l @unksol Waiting rooms with daytime TV blasting should be a war crime.
@blaineg @f00l @unksol
The ones with an endless repetition of a paid loop that has drug ads as more than a third of the content are even worse.
@blaineg @f00l there WERE good commercials
/youtube eds herding cats
/youtube salmon commercial
@f00l @mike808 @unksol
So am I, but in much of the nation, what’s below 90 is even more brain-dead than the middle of the range; that’s the “gospel” zone.
@f00l @mike808 @werehatrack I just don’t need a dj in general and neither does radio. Shut up and play the music. I mostly avoided them cause the “morning show” to “get you into work” .
No. Stop. Bad radio. I walked into work from 20 feet away. Shut up and play something. Don’t care about what you saw on Facebook or what went viral or what dumb question you made up. Stop
I forget the finer details of the research but it seems to me marketing research says you have to hear or see something (even if not on purpose) at least 20(?) times to remember it… I guess companies are reading and implementing the implied actions by the research.
@Kidsandliz
Oh, there was a very unscientific dissertation about that phenomenon about a century back which was most effectively exploited for a while. Fixing the damage was costly - and apparently incomplete.
@Kidsandliz there’s a thing about repeating it to get you to remember details.
And maybe to get you to remember a phone number to call when that was a thing.
But that’s not how most humans function anymore. I could not care less about brand advertising to start. I’ll read reviews etc. Local companies taking out a non annoying ad is more a “oh right, I meant to get that done, I should maybe check them out online” and their competition probably.
When someone starts repeating an ad over and over. And over. In a very short time span That’s a negative to me
Unfortunately, repetition is actually effective. The more times you hear something the more likely you are to believe it.
@walarney I did not know “avocados from Mexico” existed. I now do. I will never ever buy anything from “avocados from Mexico” they suck. So yes repetition works on me. Just not the way they think it does. Being an annoying asshole does not equal sales. At least for me.
But in that topic
https://theoatmeal.com/comics/believe
I’ve always been morbidly amused that the prime measure of the economy’s “health” is uncontrolled consumer debt, at least according to the nightly news.
It’s the same thing over & over: “An earth shaking event has occurred, and people have quit buying unnecessary crap! Oh no, how can they be so selfish, don’t they know the damage this will do to the economy?”
@blaineg
And the first month of lockdown during the plague did more to slow the onset of climate change than anything that had been done previously anywhere.
@blaineg @werehatrack I believe climate change stat is mostly based on lack of driving.