The drunk guy at the end of the bar has been arrested for violation of the state order prohibiting bars from having patrons on premise.
The manager was arrested for allowing him in, then charged with resisting arrest for arguing with the officers about the fact that “those asshats at meh” made him do it.
The owner has been fined, and his liquor license is under review…
Life in the quarantine state goes on…
I wish the drunk guy would go to the end of the bar because my head is not a seat. The drunk girl at the end of the bar is just cuddling up but sticks her tounge out and gives me a look/noise when I want to touch her.
The drunk girl at the end of the bar and one of the drunk guys at the other end have curled up by the stove and fallen asleep, while the other drunk guy was trying to sit on the keyboard and is now sulking at the other end of the bar.
The drunk guy at the end of the bar fell asleep on the heating pad next to the glass door. The squirrels were pretending they don’t see him, and he was pretending he was invisible behind the glass door.
@llangley Hey, it’s cold outside and the glass door doesn’t keep the cold out. Besides, I really don’t want the drunk guy to wake up freezing where his nuts used to be and in a pissy mood because he fell asleep next to the glass door.
@llangley@mike808 my drunks also have heated beds but their body temps are higher and I just want them to annoy me less. They still paw at the covers at night till I let them in. Or they just lay on me
The drunk gal at the end of the bar is now asleep at my feet while I r̶e̶a̶d̶ ̶M̶e̶h̶.̶c̶o̶m̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶u̶m̶s̶ work at my desk in my home office. (Would be kind of sweet if she didn’t fart occasionally and ruin it.)
Drunk guy at the end of the bar is passed out on his stool…until a commercial for Bob Evans, Red Robin, Limu Emu, or anything with a harmonica, bagpipes, birds, rodents, other dunk guys or the color red comes on the tv over the bar. Then it’s lights out for anyone with a squeaker.
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is always looking for another snack. The barkeep is no longer filling the pretzel bowls for him. The drunk guy gets regular meals, but spends too much time begging for more.