There are a bunch of drunk guys at the end of the bar. Apparently they drank so much they are all sleeping. They sure carried on when I didn’t offer then any of my people food lunch though.
The drunk gal at one end of the bar is curled up underneath a blanket and the drunk gal at the other end of the bar is just staring dreamily out the window.
The drunk guy at the end of the bar has been arrested for violation of the state order prohibiting bars from having patrons on premise.
The manager was arrested for allowing him in, then charged with resisting arrest for arguing with the officers about the fact that “those asshats at meh” made him do it.
The owner has been fined, and his liquor license is under review…
Life in the quarantine state goes on…
I wish the drunk guy would go to the end of the bar because my head is not a seat. The drunk girl at the end of the bar is just cuddling up but sticks her tounge out and gives me a look/noise when I want to touch her.
The drunk girl at the end of the bar and one of the drunk guys at the other end have curled up by the stove and fallen asleep, while the other drunk guy was trying to sit on the keyboard and is now sulking at the other end of the bar.
The drunk guy at the end of the bar fell asleep on the heating pad next to the glass door. The squirrels were pretending they don’t see him, and he was pretending he was invisible behind the glass door.
@llangley Hey, it’s cold outside and the glass door doesn’t keep the cold out. Besides, I really don’t want the drunk guy to wake up freezing where his nuts used to be and in a pissy mood because he fell asleep next to the glass door.
@llangley@mike808 my drunks also have heated beds but their body temps are higher and I just want them to annoy me less. They still paw at the covers at night till I let them in. Or they just lay on me
@llangley@mike808@unksol Yeah my drunk bunch have heating pads too and they also firmly believe they are sharing their bed with me and not the other way around.
Although my cats think my side is too generous if divided like this.
The drunk gal at the end of the bar is now asleep at my feet while I r̶e̶a̶d̶ ̶M̶e̶h̶.̶c̶o̶m̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶u̶m̶s̶ work at my desk in my home office. (Would be kind of sweet if she didn’t fart occasionally and ruin it.)
Drunk guy at the end of the bar is passed out on his stool…until a commercial for Bob Evans, Red Robin, Limu Emu, or anything with a harmonica, bagpipes, birds, rodents, other dunk guys or the color red comes on the tv over the bar. Then it’s lights out for anyone with a squeaker.
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is always looking for another snack. The barkeep is no longer filling the pretzel bowls for him. The drunk guy gets regular meals, but spends too much time begging for more.
The drunk guy at the end of the bar just ran to the bathroom yelling “gotta go gotta go gotta go!”
The drunk guy at the end of the bar was cuddled up with me in bed but I couldn’t be in bed all day like he does so I slipped out…
The drunk guy at the end of the bar died a couple of years ago and we miss him dearly.
Man, this one sucked.
@shahnm sorry. Also FFS.
There are a bunch of drunk guys at the end of the bar. Apparently they drank so much they are all sleeping. They sure carried on when I didn’t offer then any of my people food lunch though.
The drunk guy at the end of the bar just licked peanut butter off my scrot.
@medz has the SPCA/SPCDGATEOTB been by to see you lately??
@chienfou nah, just a joke
PRANKS! CRANKS! SHANKS! wait…
@medz what kind of bar do you frequent?
@medz and why would you put peanut butter on that mess anyway?
@chienfou @medz right…
Well, mine are gals, not guys so…
The drunk gal at one end of the bar is curled up underneath a blanket and the drunk gal at the other end of the bar is just staring dreamily out the window.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@DennisG2014 awww, I love the visual to yours
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is currently curled up on my couch snoring
Should I add that he is my parents drunk guy, I have yet to start looking for a new one to stumble around my house
@tinamarie1974 not buying it. I would easier believe you have a drunk guy from the bar cuffed in your basement on a Victorian cross.
@JnKL I would never so that to a doggie!
the drunk guy at the end of the bar is giving me the evil eye because I won’t play with him. throw your own fucking ball drunk guy!!
The drunk girl at the end of the bar is now wearing a stupid hat.
The drunk girl at the end of the bar started chewing on a plastic bag while sneezing.
The drunk guy at the end of the bar has been arrested for violation of the state order prohibiting bars from having patrons on premise.
The manager was arrested for allowing him in, then charged with resisting arrest for arguing with the officers about the fact that “those asshats at meh” made him do it.
The owner has been fined, and his liquor license is under review…
Life in the quarantine state goes on…
The drunk girls down at the end of the bar have passed out after a long day of naps and nip.
@speediedelivery so… You drugged the drunk girls?
@unksol They liked it and begged for more.
@speediedelivery didn’t say I was judging
I wish the drunk guy would go to the end of the bar because my head is not a seat. The drunk girl at the end of the bar is just cuddling up but sticks her tounge out and gives me a look/noise when I want to touch her.
The drunk guy at the end of the bar got onto my lap and right up in my face because he wants me to give him dinner - again.
The drunk gal at the end of the bar is sulking and whining because her toy ball rolled under the cabinet.
@PlutoIsAPlanet well how else is she going to get you to get it
@PlutoIsAPlanet
Did she roll it there deliberately?
I’ve known 4-legged drunk bar-hoppers who did that.
The drunk girl at the end of the bar and one of the drunk guys at the other end have curled up by the stove and fallen asleep, while the other drunk guy was trying to sit on the keyboard and is now sulking at the other end of the bar.
@stolicat what is it with the drunks sulking after you relocate them
The drunk guy at the end of the bar fell asleep on the heating pad next to the glass door. The squirrels were pretending they don’t see him, and he was pretending he was invisible behind the glass door.
@mike808 I love that you provide luxury accoutrements for your drunk guy
@llangley Hey, it’s cold outside and the glass door doesn’t keep the cold out. Besides, I really don’t want the drunk guy to wake up freezing where his nuts used to be and in a pissy mood because he fell asleep next to the glass door.
@llangley @mike808 my drunks also have heated beds but their body temps are higher and I just want them to annoy me less. They still paw at the covers at night till I let them in. Or they just lay on me
@llangley @mike808 @unksol Yeah my drunk bunch have heating pads too and they also firmly believe they are sharing their bed with me and not the other way around.
Although my cats think my side is too generous if divided like this.
The drunk gal at the end of the bar is now asleep at my feet while I r̶e̶a̶d̶ ̶M̶e̶h̶.̶c̶o̶m̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶u̶m̶s̶ work at my desk in my home office. (Would be kind of sweet if she didn’t fart occasionally and ruin it.)
We walked two drunk guys today. They did great with leashes and harnesses. They didn’t get into any arguments with other drunk guys they met.
We did have a problem where one drunk guy bolted out the front door and had to be chased down.
Drunk guy at the end of the bar is passed out on his stool…until a commercial for Bob Evans, Red Robin, Limu Emu, or anything with a harmonica, bagpipes, birds, rodents, other dunk guys or the color red comes on the tv over the bar. Then it’s lights out for anyone with a squeaker.
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is always looking for another snack. The barkeep is no longer filling the pretzel bowls for him. The drunk guy gets regular meals, but spends too much time begging for more.
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is currently trying to kill a green lizard through the window glass and nearly fell off the cat tree.
The drunk girl at the end of the bar was already scary before she relocated and started kneading the middle of the bar. She has all her claws.
@unksol This sounds like the opening of a great mystery/detective novel …
@stolicat she’s just a very cute ball of complete destruction. If you keep poking. Uhoh here comes the big one