Testing the Dash 2-Speed Juice Extractor

mediocrebot had a video to watch said Wed, Oct 21st 2015 at 11:59pm ET

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darksaber99999 said Thu, Oct 22nd 2015 at 12:05am ET:

I was gonna buy this to juice Jolly Rancher Bites. Good thing I watched the video first.

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Nexar said Thu, Oct 22nd 2015 at 12:12am ET:

The fact you got a returned crappy dirty unit is fucking hilarious.

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Thumperchick said Thu, Oct 22nd 2015 at 12:14am ET:

I'm now curious - did you drink the fruit juice? If so, did you give yourself a "DTWM" button for drinking juice out of an unclean return machine?

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Starblind said Thu, Oct 22nd 2015 at 12:16am ET:

Pals No Hair is my new name for pumpkins until next year at least.

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- @Starblind Does make me wonder what the Pals With Hair look like though.... Is there a Trump one?
  
  BabyBear said Thu, Oct 22nd 2015 at 2:04am ET
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Thumperchick said Thu, Oct 22nd 2015 at 12:17am ET:

I am fairly certain part of the problem with the pumpkin juice was the fact that you tried to juice the seeds, instead of pumpkin flesh...

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- @Thumperchick no, pumpkins are bullshit. It's the spice that matters.
  
  Kevin said Thu, Oct 22nd 2015 at 12:43am ET
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- @THUMPERCHICK I WAS DISAPPOINTED WHEN THEY DIDN'T BLEND THE FACES, TBH
  
  Lotsofgoats said Thu, Oct 22nd 2015 at 3:40pm ET
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Kevin said Thu, Oct 22nd 2015 at 12:42am ET:

First of all.. fucking gross you got a nasty ass customer return -- I'd leave a one star review on that...

Second -- Pumpkin Spice is not fuckin pumpkin juice. Pumpkins have some really shitty sugar, and can't taste good or be fermented.

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2many2no said Thu, Oct 22nd 2015 at 1:17am ET:

Nice knife.
Do ya sell those?

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ifc said Thu, Oct 22nd 2015 at 8:29am ET:

Bravo on the value added testing!!! exciting, riveting, and no nonsense evaluation! Exactly what is needed for an Informed buying experience, well done!

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cengland0 said Thu, Oct 22nd 2015 at 8:34am ET:

Curious why you would order one from Amazon for testing if you have a warehouse full of them and you got them at cost price versus retail.

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- @cengland0 They don't always get a warehouse full of them... They might be in someone else's warehouse.
  
  djslack said Thu, Oct 22nd 2015 at 8:57am ET
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- @cengland0 @djslack Also @Matthew works remotely so sometimes it is just easier to order one and have it delivered next day from a fulfillment center close to his home than to ship one from good ole Texas.
  
  MEHcus said Thu, Oct 22nd 2015 at 10:42am ET
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- @MEHcus I feel like I just got some insider information... Canceling my plans to show up at Meh HQ demanding to see Irk in person.
  
  djslack said Thu, Oct 22nd 2015 at 11:38am ET
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- @djslack I've never even seen Irk in person
  
  MEHcus said Thu, Oct 22nd 2015 at 11:55am ET
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- @MEHcus Poor Irk, you should make @Matthew bring him to Texas some time... oh that would be a great video... Irk in Tejas.
  
  thismyusername said Thu, Oct 22nd 2015 at 3:25pm ET
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- We'll greenscreen it
  
  matthew said Thu, Oct 22nd 2015 at 4:18pm ET
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slappywhite2001 said Thu, Oct 22nd 2015 at 10:40am ET:

I love that even though the first handful of Jolly Rancher Bites was a complete and total failure, you stuck to your guns and loaded up two more handfuls o' fail. FOR SCIENCE!

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caffeine_dude said Thu, Nov 5th 2015 at 8:02am ET:

Is it safe to assume you returned the juice extractor as is to Amazon?

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