Terrible Reviews: "⭐☆☆☆☆: Subway has gotten afraid to put some meat on their sandwiches."


Inspired by Gus Johnson’s great video series about local reviews, I checked the google reviews for the local Subway restaurants, and my goodness. Please, allow me to share with you:

Sometimes a sandwich artist is more of a Jackson Pollock

…And sometimes they’re more of a Robert Mapplethorpe.

Good call getting the conflict of interest out in the open

In case you were wondering, here’s that guy’s profile pic

Search for Subway on Google Maps and scroll through the reviews, I can almost guarantee there will be at least one worth sharing. Post what you find!