Take My (Company's) Money: Corporate Fuku Gifts
1Tonight's the company holiday party, which always gets me thinking about what gift(s) I should get for the team this year. I thought to myself "Hey General (yeah, I talk to myself in the 3rd person, deal with it), you know what would be cool? Getting a Meh fukubukuro for each member of the team."
I mean, what could say "I appreciate you" more than a Meh fuku? The answer is nothing (literally & figuratively).
So, Meh, here's an idea to take my money:
Corporate Meh fukus that can be ordered in multiple quantities (I'd be in for 10) for folks to give as gifts for the holiday season.
$10 for a fuku with some Meh swag and some meh stuff.
Make it so.
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Just go to the dollar store, and take their dumpster. Industrial sized fuku.
How much are you willing to pay for a very large quantity of PB n' J Spreaders?
@Cinoclav And little 'Murican flags?
@lisaviolet @Cinoclav and the paper bags to put 'em in?
@editorkid @Cinoclav Maybe @capguncowboy could throw in some fake security cameras. Oh, and I have some extra bullet knives, too.
@lisaviolet Mehrican flags!
@lisaviolet yes, please. Someone needs to take them before I hang all of them up on the outside of my house
@capguncowboy If you do that, I want pictures! I'd probably have a ten minute laughing snorting fit.
@capguncowboy That would be awesome. Pretty much guarantee there's no chance you'd ever be robbed.
@Cinoclav I am certain you're right. Anyone who put 60 security cameras on there house is definitely someone crazy enough that you don't want to mess with them.
@capguncowboy exactly, and that's why those fake security cameras provide more security than real ones.
@GenCurmudgeon If you need umbrellas...
@JonT Only when you install 37 of them.
@Cinoclav and some Caution tape with "Warning, PMS..." written on it.
This portion of the thread gave me happy face.
The party is tonight, and you are now wondering what to get the team this year? That's some pretty meh planning.
how was the party?
@user Epic, sorry I missed you.
@GenCurmudgeon If I'd have known about it sooner, you could have had a giant bubblegum machine at your party.
@GenCurmudgeon i guess my invite got lost in the mail.