Super late post

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Meh

So, I didn't post this, as I got a new phone and thought the photo was lost to the world, however, I must have set Google+ to auto upload. The last time a fukubukurokubukulakamoka bag that was offered, I got one! Thank sleepless nights.
I was extremely excited for the day when my overwhelmingly average items may arrive. I didn't want to ruin the surprise by checking any tracking information... When that day finally came, after all the excitement that I had built up for myself (like talking about how awesome a movie is with a friend who's seen it, and hearing about how life changing it is from everyone else, and then when you finally get a day off to go see this epic, life changing, cinematic masterpiece that will win no less than every single Emmy award ever... it's just....meh?)

Anyway, this is what I got.

An official "Made in china to look like an old iPod and get you kind of excited but it's just an" MP4 player, with non-wheeling click wheel. It did come with 2 songs (one was Barbie Girl), and one video of a bear chasing a balloon.

Sidewalk chalk with a note rubberbanded to it, telling me to draw something and post a picture to the forum (there was a lot of snow on the ground when it arrived, so I could not appease the note-gods, sorry)

gigs noise cancelling headphones (not to be confused with beats), that have a whole lot of low end. It made listening to Barbie Girl while I vacuumed the living room just like going to a rave party in my ears. The noise cancellation option makes your own voice sound like you've been transformed into a chipmunk.

Flowery/fairy/unicorny temporary tattoos that I promptly gave away to the neighbor children, solidifying my creepyness as a new homeowner on the block.

Some of those forsaken Built neoprene cases. I'm actually using one in my messenger bag as my bicycle flat kit. Works amazingly well for that.

And a flashlight/bottle opener, for those occasions when the power goes out living in the midwest and it's -30 degrees outside with 10 more hours of darkness before the grey wintery dawn will come, and you've accepted that death will be here before you ever see colors again and the only thing that will keep you calm enough to accept impending doom is a luke-warm brewskie. (I'm not making this up, it happens to us every year).

In any case, Thanks Meh. I'll get on that chalk art and be back to the forums soon.