The best solution to this candy corn issue? Simply hoard a bunch of candy corn during Halloween and then dip into your stockpile throughout the year.
“Buy it in-season and then store in a freezer,” said GregoryZiegler, a professor of food science at Penn State University. “Store it in a nice sealed container and that will prevent all these bad things from happening.”
Ruh-roh! @Shahnm is now going to have batteries in the fridge and candy corn in the freezer. Where will the food go?!
As an aside, all of this chilling and freezing is starting to get to be quite a bit for any one person to manage, no matter how dedicated. I may have to take on an employee to help with my various cryo activities…
@mfladd Then why bother storing them in the freezer? Chilling things should bring happiness, contentedness, and a general feeling of well-being. I’d call it warm fuzzies, but that doesn’t seem quite right in this context…
@mfladd@shahnm
/8ball When people have “warm fuzzies”, is that good? It is certain
/8ball When food has “warm fuzzies”, is that bad? You may rely on it
Well now we know that meh ordered 3 TONS of candy corn bricks. No wonder it took a while to get rid of it all.
PS congrats @sammydog01 for your new found fame. meh should reward you for causing them to be nationally advertised for free!
Besides me, I mean. Another user.
@dave i noticed it when you told us about it in slack today
Clickbait. Spoiler: it wasn’t me.
ITS’ ME IT’S ME IT’S MEEEEEEEE! I’M FAMOUS!!!
@sammydog01 you have been officially published! Congrats.
Wow! That user is famous!
@sammydog01 is famous! Congrats, I always knew you’d make it big.
Also, I guess we’ll be seeing more candy corn coming soon. -sigh-
@Barney @dave
No it is halloween prime time for meh to sell say easter candy. Unload the jellybeans.
@CaptAmehrican Or candy corn in the easter egg shape?
@Barney @CaptAmehrican @dave Refurbished jellybeans, yum.
@Barney or last years christmas candy
@tinamarie1974 @CaptAmehrican @sligett Shhhhh! Don’t give them any ideas.
Lol. You fit right in @SammyDog01
Btw, thank you for awesome unicorn drink floatie. That was a nice surprise in the mail! Cannot wait to be invited to someone’s pool again.
@RiotDemon I use mine as a jellybean dish but you could probably put candy corn in there if you wanted to.
@sammydog01 blasphemy! I will not disgrace my beautiful unicorn with candy corn. I didn’t think of using it to store stuff. Good idea.
@RiotDemon @sammydog01 Even though candy corn vaguely resembles unicorn horns?
@PooltoyWolf @sammydog01
Ruh-roh! @Shahnm is now going to have batteries in the fridge and candy corn in the freezer. Where will the food go?!
@mfladd Candy corn is indeed food, no?
As an aside, all of this chilling and freezing is starting to get to be quite a bit for any one person to manage, no matter how dedicated. I may have to take on an employee to help with my various cryo activities…
@mfladd @shahnm
My reply is no
Most likely
/8ball Is candy corn food?
/8ball Is candy corn “food”?
@shahnm You are mistaken. Candy corn is not food. It is sadness in the shape of a corn kernel.
@mfladd Then why bother storing them in the freezer? Chilling things should bring happiness, contentedness, and a general feeling of well-being. I’d call it warm fuzzies, but that doesn’t seem quite right in this context…
@mfladd @shahnm
It is certain
You may rely on it
/8ball When people have “warm fuzzies”, is that good?
/8ball When food has “warm fuzzies”, is that bad?
@narfcake @shahnm I regard the “warm fuzzies” as something that happens when you are painting in small spaces without adequate ventilation.
That was too cool! Congrats, @sammydog01 !! You’ve always been famous in my book but now you’re super famous.
Well now we know that meh ordered 3 TONS of candy corn bricks. No wonder it took a while to get rid of it all.
PS congrats @sammydog01 for your new found fame. meh should reward you for causing them to be nationally advertised for free!
@Kidsandliz They could have stacked it all up and called it Cornwall.
@mehcuda67 very corny
@Kidsandliz It’s worth noting also, that this means Meh users bought 3 tons of candy corn.
@dave Well true but you folks were the ones to scoop up the excess first. We are just the suckers who bought used candy corn bricks from you.
Weird yearly recipe. Last year candy corn pizza was popular.
/youtube emmymadeinjapan candy corn elotes
Get to cooking @sammydog01
@RiotDemon But I’m all out of candy corn.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@sammydog01 it’ll be on clearance come Thursday!