[Scene opens, it’s a '80s era server room, flashing lights, CRT monitors]
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo, doo wah
[One of the boxes starts shaking back and forth, smoke starts coming out.]
It doesn’t matter what comes, fresh goes better in life with Mentos fresh and full of life
[Switch to @shawn, waking up in a pleasant morning, sipping from his coffee, as he watches the sun rise.]
BZZZT BZZZT BZZZT
He glances down, notices his pager. 634-911
“What? Meh 911? Meh must be down!”
Nothing gets to you, staying fresh, staying cool
He springs into action, tosses his coffee out, flies out the door, slides across the car top, grabs his Mentos out of his glove box and tosses one in his mouth. Cut to him running into the Meh skyscraper, past the security guards, up the elevator, into the server room.
The server room is chaos, machines literally bouncing off the walls. Shawn downs a couple more Mentos and dives in, popping up occasionally tangled in wires, with circuit boards on his head, a mouse wrapped around his neck.
Shawn finally pops up, holding a mischievous but very cute black cat. The cat looks up at him with an innocent face and Shawn’s face of frustration melts away into a smile, and a knowing nod.
Fresh goes better
Mentos freshness
Fresh goes better
With Mentos, fresh and full of life!
@Shawn finally pops up, holding a mischievous but very cute black cat. The cat looks up at him with an innocent face and Shawn’s face of frustration melts away into a smile, and a knowing nod.
Yesterday Irk was singing to me on one browser but at the same time not on the other…
We’re working on it.
@shawn
The Doctor can help, not me…
/youtube fry fix it fix it
@medz
[Scene opens, it’s a '80s era server room, flashing lights, CRT monitors]
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo, doo wah
[One of the boxes starts shaking back and forth, smoke starts coming out.]
It doesn’t matter what comes, fresh goes better in life with Mentos fresh and full of life
[Switch to @shawn, waking up in a pleasant morning, sipping from his coffee, as he watches the sun rise.]
BZZZT BZZZT BZZZT
He glances down, notices his pager. 634-911
“What? Meh 911? Meh must be down!”
Nothing gets to you, staying fresh, staying cool
He springs into action, tosses his coffee out, flies out the door, slides across the car top, grabs his Mentos out of his glove box and tosses one in his mouth. Cut to him running into the Meh skyscraper, past the security guards, up the elevator, into the server room.
The server room is chaos, machines literally bouncing off the walls. Shawn downs a couple more Mentos and dives in, popping up occasionally tangled in wires, with circuit boards on his head, a mouse wrapped around his neck.
Shawn finally pops up, holding a mischievous but very cute black cat. The cat looks up at him with an innocent face and Shawn’s face of frustration melts away into a smile, and a knowing nod.
Fresh goes better
Mentos freshness
Fresh goes better
With Mentos, fresh and full of life!
@dave OK! Thanks for the real explanation.
I thought a bag of candy corn had melted into one of the servers…
@dave Are you running 1980’s era AS400 servers in your 1980’s era server room?
The cat was in there chasing the hamsters inside the 400.
@dave @shawn
https://shirt.woot.com/offers/computer-work?ref=meh_com
(The design was inspired by @jasneko’s real cat.)
@dave
Oh, shit? Report?
/giphy "oh shit"
All right, we think everything’s fixed now
@dave Yay!!
@dave so do we get an oh shit report? LOL
Tomorrow’s item: melted network cards from HP servers
I mean really, if you buy many of the items offered lately, something went terribly wrong!
I think I see the problem…
… there’s not a coffee pot in sight.
@JanaS That’s because they picked up all of the Mountain Dew bottles.