My Aunt Maddie says 'We're slightly low on seating.' And so she says 'Dear, if you wouldn't mind... Please take your plate to where the kids are eating... And you can park your old grown up behind.'
Down at the kids' table Even though I'm too old for it I'm sittin' at the kids' table The very best table at which to sit
'Cause no one at this table wants to talk real estate And no one's keeping tabs on how much stuffing I ate We got a pretty dope vibe going here me and my kids' table mates Down at the kids' table, the table for me!
No one watches cable news at the kids' table And no one cares which fork you use at the kids' table And no one wants to talk about the traffic on the way here I'm a forty year old man but if they let me I'm gonna stay here at the...
Kids' table Even though the chairs are too small I'm sittin' at the kids' table And it don't upset me at all
'Cause at the grown-ups' table grown up noses are out of joint Grandma says 'That Donald Trump he makes some pretty good points.'
That's why I'm not even a little disappointed to be at the kids' table the table for... Kids' table the table for... Kids' table the table for me.
How long ago did you write this? It's not from the “Vault,” but if you had wrote it 2-3 weeks ago, it could have gotten play on Dr. Demento if you submitted to him. (Yes, he’s still around, though he’s a subscription podcast only now.)
Excellent ! I happily spent most of my adult Thanksgivings at the kids' table. If I had to describe it, I would say it is the place where the laughter is so hard milk always comes out of someone's nose.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone. I hope you get to laugh.
We don't do extended families for Thanksgiving, but we do for Christmas.
On one side of the family, the older brother in laws go off to a separate room, where they can discuss religion and politics. The nieces and nephews have grown up, and have a limited tolerance for crazy conspiracy theories and discussions about minute distinctions between different churches.
We all appreciate the saner of the two. He listens to that stuff, so we don't have to.
On my side of the family, me and my siblings play the same games we played forty years ago. After a couple days of that, the spouses escape from us.
I adore adore adore this, @matthew!
<3
Happy American Thanksgiving!!!
Yeah, grandmas can be like that. Haha. Another great song, thanks, @matthew!
That's awesome, since everyone else is attributing credit to you, @matthew, I guess I will too. Great job! :D
It's @Matt Ho
lyrics please!
@greghagin
Sittin' at the Kids' Table - @matthew
© 2015 Mediocre Records
My Aunt Maddie says 'We're slightly low on seating.'
And so she says 'Dear, if you wouldn't mind...
Please take your plate to where the kids are eating...
And you can park your old grown up behind.'
Down at the kids' table
Even though I'm too old for it
I'm sittin' at the kids' table
The very best table at which to sit
'Cause no one at this table wants to talk real estate
And no one's keeping tabs on how much stuffing I ate
We got a pretty dope vibe going here me and my kids' table mates
Down at the kids' table, the table for me!
No one watches cable news at the kids' table
And no one cares which fork you use at the kids' table
And no one wants to talk about the traffic on the way here
I'm a forty year old man but if they let me I'm gonna stay here at the...
Kids' table
Even though the chairs are too small
I'm sittin' at the kids' table
And it don't upset me at all
'Cause at the grown-ups' table grown up noses are out of joint
Grandma says 'That Donald Trump he makes some pretty good points.'
That's why I'm not even a little disappointed to be at the kids' table the table for...
Kids' table the table for...
Kids' table the table for me.
@jbartus astonishing fidelity!
@matthew Thanks. I've always felt that if something's worth doing, it's worth doing right. :)
Great work on the song, I'm going to share it with the family tomorrow!
Bravo.
How long ago did you write this? It's not from the “Vault,” but if you had wrote it 2-3 weeks ago, it could have gotten play on Dr. Demento if you submitted to him. (Yes, he’s still around, though he’s a subscription podcast only now.)
@Wormwood several hours
@matthew Looking down to read the next verse throughout the video? No to to memorize, eh?
Excellent ! I happily spent most of my adult Thanksgivings at the kids' table. If I had to describe it, I would say it is the place where the laughter is so hard milk always comes out of someone's nose.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone. I hope you get to laugh.
We always got better food at the kids' table. I miss it.
Love this!! It's an instant holiday classic.
cute
We don't do extended families for Thanksgiving, but we do for Christmas.
On one side of the family, the older brother in laws go off to a separate room, where they can discuss religion and politics. The nieces and nephews have grown up, and have a limited tolerance for crazy conspiracy theories and discussions about minute distinctions between different churches.
We all appreciate the saner of the two. He listens to that stuff, so we don't have to.
On my side of the family, me and my siblings play the same games we played forty years ago. After a couple days of that, the spouses escape from us.