Siri is a Spy!!!
9@therealjrn, we were right. Looks like Siri was likely listening to the noises coming from @mfladd bedroom!!!
- 8 comments, 6 replies
- Comment
@therealjrn, we were right. Looks like Siri was likely listening to the noises coming from @mfladd bedroom!!!
She’s quite the trollop, that Siri.
And I’m sure those contractors “deleted” all those recordings and data, right?
/giphy wink wink nod nod
@ybmuG if course. They didn’t record them and send them to their friends to laugh about
True story. One morning I am sitting at dining room table drinking coffee, my phone is on the charger in the kitchen. My husband is in the mudroom off the kitchen. I ask him a question and Siri says “I’m sorry Cheryl, I didn’t quite understand that.” Bye Bye Siri
https://shirt.woot.com/offers/always-awake
Amazon vs Google vs Microsoft vs Apple vs Facebook
/image spy vs spy mad magazine
government: we’d like to put little listening devices in your homes.
people: fuck you government!
google/apple/amazon: we’d like to put little listening devices in your homes.
people: sweet! can i pay you to do that?
@carl669
@carl669 basically yes. we woke up in a cyberpunk dystopia and didn’t even get cool robot arms
@Doggo19 you didn’t get your robot arms?? they totally sent out a notice a month ago.
@carl669 @Doggo19 Let me guess, SmartPost?
@carl669 @Doggo19
Horrified Amazon Worker Awakes From Warehouse Accident To Find Jeff Bezos Welding Mechanical Limbs Onto Stumps Where Arms Used To Be:
https://www.theonion.com/horrified-amazon-worker-awakes-from-warehouse-accident-1837744284
/
At the risk of spoiling the joke, there’s still a difference.
I say this because it’s useful to point to a successful company who – mostly – does the right things privacy-wise, as opposed to companies that are actively hostile to it 100% of the time.
That said, pathetic show from Apple here.