@Kyeh@yakkoTDI I had a Dalmatian, and I can tell you that the tails of short-haired dogs hurt a hell of a lot more when they hit you than the tails of fluffy dogs.
@Kyeh@lisagd@yakkoTDI That dog reminds me of one that I knew 50 years ago. He belonged to a friend of ours, and his name was Thumper. He was a rescued Pitbull who was about as gentle as you could find in a dog, and when he was happy, the tail would thrash at least as much and as energetically as that one did. If you got in the way, you were getting bruised. That’s how he got his name, if there was anything in the way of that tail, it was getting thumped.
must. resist. impulse. to. re-order. and. parse. this. list. into. something. NSFW… arrrgggghh.
How long has it been that they’ve had at least one “massager” for sale? And one of the keywords for them is in that list…
@werehatrack
Rubber maid??
Sounds like a Meh order number.
@PooltoyWolf No, the prudish ai bot probably wouldn’t accommodate that
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@mediocrebot
/showme vinyl canine shaker
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Well, there’s definitely a lot of vibrating going on!
@Kyeh That tail could probably put someone in the hospital.
@Kyeh @yakkoTDI
Wise placement of the mat in front of the door. No way that floor could hold up to that for long!
@Kyeh @yakkoTDI I had a Dalmatian, and I can tell you that the tails of short-haired dogs hurt a hell of a lot more when they hit you than the tails of fluffy dogs.
@Kyeh @lisagd @yakkoTDI That dog reminds me of one that I knew 50 years ago. He belonged to a friend of ours, and his name was Thumper. He was a rescued Pitbull who was about as gentle as you could find in a dog, and when he was happy, the tail would thrash at least as much and as energetically as that one did. If you got in the way, you were getting bruised. That’s how he got his name, if there was anything in the way of that tail, it was getting thumped.
@Kyeh @lisagd @werehatrack @yakkoTDI I call tails like those, Coffee table cleaners! Had a golden retriever like that once.
@ironcheftoni @lisagd @werehatrack @yakkoTDI They’d be a big problem in my cluttered house …
@ironcheftoni @Kyeh @lisagd @werehatrack @yakkoTDI they might deorderize things
@ironcheftoni @lisagd @werehatrack @yakkoTDI @ybmuG
Definitely!
When I read the headline, “SideDeal shoppers are strange.” my first thought was, “Duh! Most of them are Mehtizens!”
/showme vibrating Rubbermaid dog
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