Now he’s got a true story for the grandkids, assuming he has or can land a wife.
Future: kids complain because the Teslamazon drone is late delivering sushi. Back in my day, we had to go 2 miles out to sea in an inflatable unicorn if we wanted lunch!
Me.
@PooltoyWolf I did think of you, for some reason.
@blaineg I wonder why…
Darwin award near miss
When touching the shark is jumping the shark.
Glad these guys were there to rescue him!
Crazy ass mutherfucker. That was a huge shark.
Hell, a good-sized bonito could have hauled him hazardously far out. A vinyl inflatable is not a suitable fishing platform.
@werehatrack
Never thought I’d see a time when that would be a necessary statement. I find I’m less surprised than I would have expected
Now he’s got a true story for the grandkids, assuming he has or can land a wife.
Future: kids complain because the Teslamazon drone is late delivering sushi. Back in my day, we had to go 2 miles out to sea in an inflatable unicorn if we wanted lunch!
KuoH
@kuoh They’re Riviamazon, drone in 3.2.
The scarier thing is he caught that big ass shark off shore closer to where people were probably swimming.