@PHRoG Oh, no- I have! Just since we moved to the foothills of the rockies 5 months ago it’s pretty much impossible. The satellite internet is super slow. (and it’s pretty much our only choice out here)
@Pony you totally should’ve lied…I was gonna donate my IRK to ya (assuming you’d be ok with the minor privacy violation required to get it to ya…maybe some bonus minor stalking?)
At least today I got 1600 consecutive days clicking faces. I’m sure there’s people who have a longer streak but at least it’s an even number for me today.
@Raider that’s awesome. I missed the first three or so because I bought the item and thought you either buy or press the button. Never knew what that round button did. I figured out you can press the meh button and buy the item too only after I missed those first 3.
I got hit by the face eating bot maybe 2 years in. I am 100% positive I clicked that face but it didn’t register the next day. Now to prevent that from happening again, I always verify my face clicks on a second computer.
@cengland0 I almost missed a day or 2 because of the face eater. One time pretty early on I think I caught it in the last minute when happened to load the page up just a hair before midnight. I know I had clicked it, but it didn’t register. Must have clicked with seconds to spare. Another time or 2 it got my first click but saw it at another point in the day.
Not sure how I haven’t missed a day yet, I do not set alarms or do anything crazy to remind myself. Just have a run down of websites that I tend to visit daily and this is part of the run. At some point it will come to an end with a life event that just eats my time for a day or travel with limited internet. Honestly I’m amazed it hasn’t happened in the last few months. Being a teacher this year has been something else. It is purely luck at this point, will see how much longer it lasts.
@Koolhandjoe@sammydog01 your bear reminded me of these little polymer clay bears I made a long time ago. I’m sad I gave them away… But, I could always make more and get better at it.
Of course it’s a mehrathon, it took me rebooting my phone 5 times and the router another 2 and STILL had to wait 30 minutes for the site to come up! I’m finally here LET’S GO!!
Looks like there might could be a thriving market for knock-off clones of these various dolls.
The mass-producing of such might be problematic, though.
One of my favorite subreddits is delusional artists. Someone posted a stuffed bear that had it’s face removed and a new clay face put in. It had teeth and everything. I’ve been eyeing teeth at Amazon- they’re actully not that expensive.
And most posters though it was fantstic and not delusional.
@sammydog01 I hauled ass to Joe’s Etsy shop the minute I saw Scare Bear on Instagram. I was gonna buy it, it was love at first sight. But he had already removed all his listings, apparently for this event.
@Kyeh@Pony@sammydog01 another good thing to order if diving in to horrifying plushies is Thermoplastic beads… Melt in hot-ish water and you can mold them into any shape and then they harden back up as they cool… it is how I made the the stomach area on the Scare Bear
@Koolhandjoe@sammydog01 I was wondering how you did that. I am just not talented at Creating from scratch- if I try to make a stomach like that, it would look like a toddler had done it.
@Koolhandjoe@sammydog01 Speaking of paint, I have my blank doll all prepped and ready to paint, but all my paints are in a box somewhere and I haven’t been able to find them yet. Very frustrating. I don’t want to buy all new paints when I know I have a bunch. But as soon as I find them, it’s ON.
@Pony@sammydog01 I only used a very small amount… like (and I hope this doesn’t get me in trouble) about a dime bags worth… so it goes quite a long way
@sillyheathen I am jealous… I told my brother who owns a small farm that next time they send a pig for processing to see if they can bleach the skull and send it to me… I some ideas… so many ideas
@Koolhandjoe That’s actually how I got this pretty! I used to have a small farm and raised the most amazing pigs you ever did see. I traded part of a pig for the skull. My friend’s husband is a badass taxidermist in central oregon and he said I could have it if I gave him bacon! DONE!
@PocketBrain I’ve been a little preoccupied. My dad flew in from New Orleans to surprise me for my birthday! So here it is in all it’s glory. I’ve had this sucker for 22 years?
Specs
What’s in the Box?
Price Comparison
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Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Standard: Monday, Apr 19 - Thursday, Apr 22.
Enhanced: Friday, Apr 16 - Monday, Apr 19.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
Price Comparison
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Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Sep 20 - Thursday, Sep 23
Jeez… more anxiety than trying to get an Irk. Meh!
Stupid enhanced shipping option threw me off
Is this going to be waiting 20 minutes for one item all night?
@seraphmonkey yep…
@seraphmonkey
@seraphmonkey Ain’t nobody got time for that…
NOOOOOOO
@Pony I hoped you would get it.
@Pony while I was (unsuccessfully) clicking through checkout, I was still thinking “I hope Pony gets this.”
@sammydog01 I wanted it SO BAD.
@djslack Aw, thanks.
My internet is so slow, I pretty much have zero chance of getting a doll or an IRK. But I’m not gonna stop trying.
@djslack @Pony OG kickstarter and you’ve never snagged an IRK (or fukobukoro)?!?
@PHRoG Oh, no- I have! Just since we moved to the foothills of the rockies 5 months ago it’s pretty much impossible. The satellite internet is super slow. (and it’s pretty much our only choice out here)
@Pony you totally should’ve lied…I was gonna donate my IRK to ya (assuming you’d be ok with the minor privacy violation required to get it to ya…maybe some bonus minor stalking?)
@PHRoG That’s awfully sweet- I appreciate the thought. But I have definitely gotten IRKs and Fukus and Fukos in the past.
Aw… I really wanted this one
Not gonna lie, would have liked this one.
No not in a million years!!!
Son of a…I so wanted that one!!! Congrats to whoever got it.
@cbilyak thanks
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
It’s kinda cute.
I got farther here than last time.
The other listing sold out by the time checkout loaded.
This time, however, it sold out DURING checkout.
UGH! I’M SO FUCKING JEALOUS OF WHOEVER GOT THIS.
Foolishly waited for a captcha
Please realize CAPTCHA is a fellow robot like you.
the no captcha threw me off
Ok these are amazing.
One item every 20 minutes??!!! Say it ain’t so, Joe!
Ahhh!
Looks like a horror movie fan just got married. Looks like a good collection that is being liquidated, like I would be if I brought one of these home.
@hchavers Nope, read the first page.
I think Joe needs to raise his prices.
@Kyeh agreed 1000%!
@Kyeh This would be fun to watch if it were in an auction format.
I don’t know what’s happening, but I hate it
Somehow, it couldn’t figure out which one I wanted.
Tough problem when there’s only one.
At least today I got 1600 consecutive days clicking faces. I’m sure there’s people who have a longer streak but at least it’s an even number for me today.
@cengland0 amehzing!
@cengland0 Consecutive days, yes. Total button clicks…you obliterate me!
@Raider curious, how many consecutive days do you have?
@cengland0 2460, somehow still alive since day 0.
@Raider that’s awesome. I missed the first three or so because I bought the item and thought you either buy or press the button. Never knew what that round button did. I figured out you can press the meh button and buy the item too only after I missed those first 3.
I got hit by the face eating bot maybe 2 years in. I am 100% positive I clicked that face but it didn’t register the next day. Now to prevent that from happening again, I always verify my face clicks on a second computer.
PANS! GLANDS! CRAYONS! AWESOME!
@cengland0 I almost missed a day or 2 because of the face eater. One time pretty early on I think I caught it in the last minute when happened to load the page up just a hair before midnight. I know I had clicked it, but it didn’t register. Must have clicked with seconds to spare. Another time or 2 it got my first click but saw it at another point in the day.
Not sure how I haven’t missed a day yet, I do not set alarms or do anything crazy to remind myself. Just have a run down of websites that I tend to visit daily and this is part of the run. At some point it will come to an end with a life event that just eats my time for a day or travel with limited internet. Honestly I’m amazed it hasn’t happened in the last few months. Being a teacher this year has been something else. It is purely luck at this point, will see how much longer it lasts.
@Raider I do set a timer to make sure I see what the new product is at midnight. I cannot go to sleep until I get that meh site checked out.
In case you want a larger version of what’s likely to come:
Click Here and zoom in
@lichme I like the lamp in the bottom right
@lichme that bear is huge!
@jmhsrv Ditto, I want it more than I want an IRK
@RiotDemon Maybe we can get a monsterfy plushie version
@jmhsrv @lichme The baby mirror has my heart.
@jmhsrv @lichme @mossygreen Devil doll for me.
@lichme so much want in that picture… Also so much wife not want though.
@djslack My wife was not impressed with the farting teddy bear I got for her, I wonder if she would appreciate one of these more
@lichme Thanks, I’ll just continue to watch my movie instead of trying to buy any of this.
@RiotDemon @sammydog01 to be honest that one was really fun to do… Monsterfy This may just be getting a plushie version
@Koolhandjoe @sammydog01 your bear reminded me of these little polymer clay bears I made a long time ago. I’m sad I gave them away… But, I could always make more and get better at it.
Love the “Condition” in the product specs! LOL…decomposing.
. I would love to the hear the conversation about creepy dolls at your desk between HR and JOE if he worked at my job.
JF fucking C that’s terrifying!
@t0nyc0tt4m
Why did you type out the F, and spell out fucking?
@lichme @t0nyc0tt4m juicy fried fucking chicken? That’s not a saying where you’re from?
@lichme it needed both
6 “toes”, 10 fingers, bear teeth ribs and a human skull with human teeth…freaky!
How about the socks? Can we buy the socks?
@sammydog01 socks have my kids face all over them… totally forgot i was wearing them…
Of course it’s a mehrathon, it took me rebooting my phone 5 times and the router another 2 and STILL had to wait 30 minutes for the site to come up! I’m finally here LET’S GO!!
no IRK on sidedeal
@jmhsrv yet
@jmhsrv @raccoon81 none that we know of.
Looks like there might could be a thriving market for knock-off clones of these various dolls.
The mass-producing of such might be problematic, though.
Yo what the fuck
One of my favorite subreddits is delusional artists. Someone posted a stuffed bear that had it’s face removed and a new clay face put in. It had teeth and everything. I’ve been eyeing teeth at Amazon- they’re actully not that expensive.
And most posters though it was fantstic and not delusional.
@sammydog01 I buy resin teeth from wish… super cheap… take a while to come but totally worth it
@sammydog01 I hauled ass to Joe’s Etsy shop the minute I saw Scare Bear on Instagram. I was gonna buy it, it was love at first sight. But he had already removed all his listings, apparently for this event.
@Pony @sammydog01 Yes they all migrated here… but have no fear… I will be restocking my shop as soon as possible
@Koolhandjoe Wow they are cheap. 100 plus teeth coming in the mail.
Found the post
@Koolhandjoe @Pony @sammydog01 I bet you’re going to be FLOODED with orders!
@sammydog01 Euw, that one is just hideous.
@Kyeh @Pony @sammydog01 another good thing to order if diving in to horrifying plushies is Thermoplastic beads… Melt in hot-ish water and you can mold them into any shape and then they harden back up as they cool… it is how I made the the stomach area on the Scare Bear
@Koolhandjoe @sammydog01 I was wondering how you did that. I am just not talented at Creating from scratch- if I try to make a stomach like that, it would look like a toddler had done it.
@Pony @sammydog01 with enough hot glue and paint anything can be covered and creeped up 100%
@Koolhandjoe @sammydog01 Speaking of paint, I have my blank doll all prepped and ready to paint, but all my paints are in a box somewhere and I haven’t been able to find them yet. Very frustrating. I don’t want to buy all new paints when I know I have a bunch. But as soon as I find them, it’s ON.
@Koolhandjoe @sammydog01 Speaking of supplies, do you have a preferred cheap source for Thermoplastic beads?
@Koolhandjoe @Pony I just bought more dolls from Goodwill online. I really need to start sawing things.
@Pony @sammydog01 just scored a 1lbs bag of Thermoplastic beads from amazon for like $20
Here is the link… Thermoplastic
@Koolhandjoe @Pony Two pounds is $32. How far does a pound go?
@Pony @sammydog01 I only used a very small amount… like (and I hope this doesn’t get me in trouble) about a dime bags worth… so it goes quite a long way
@Pony @sammydog01 I made all the claws on this one I am working on with about 5 or 6 tbl spoons of beads
@Koolhandjoe @sammydog01 Oh, maaaan. That one is gonna be amazeballs.
@Koolhandjoe @Pony @sammydog01 those horns are amazing!
@Koolhandjoe @Pony @sammydog01
Very cool. I have a question, do you have kids? If so, are they on the younger side and think your dolls are cool?
@Pony @sammydog01 @Star2236 i have one 15 year old son… he actually thinks they are cool and shares my Instagram with his friends
@Koolhandjoe @Pony @RiotDemon That guy is amazing!
@Koolhandjoe @Pony @sammydog01 holy hell how on earth did I miss this guy??? I think I avoided this thread after missing him in the sale.
Joe let me know if you need to make a bigger one. Though this skull might require the welding of a frame.
Bollocks. I’ll have to upload the photo on my laptop in a bit.
@Koolhandjoe
Here’s my favorite skull but I’m pretty sure you’d definitely have to make a crazy frame to support her!
@sillyheathen I am jealous… I told my brother who owns a small farm that next time they send a pig for processing to see if they can bleach the skull and send it to me… I some ideas… so many ideas
@Koolhandjoe That’s actually how I got this pretty! I used to have a small farm and raised the most amazing pigs you ever did see. I traded part of a pig for the skull. My friend’s husband is a badass taxidermist in central oregon and he said I could have it if I gave him bacon! DONE!
Ok now… this one is brilliant. They all are, but I’m loving the “Happy Tree Friends” vibe on this.
@PocketBrain
first thing I thought of when I saw it. I’ll have to send a picture of my tree friends throw in a bit.
@PocketBrain I’ve been a little preoccupied. My dad flew in from New Orleans to surprise me for my birthday! So here it is in all it’s glory. I’ve had this sucker for 22 years?
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck