Santa’s Bag of Coal-December Blame Thread
9A month of celebration, the end of one year and the beginnings of another, I time to reflect and a time to wipe the slate clean. Welcome to the December blame thread. I @bleedmichigan soon to be supreme Meh overlord look forward to your adulation, your blame, your unblame and anything else you throw my way. I voluntold for this job or so I hear. So let the blaming begin for I am the Wizard of Winter Blame.
/giphy wizard in winter
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I blame you for making a duplicate blame thread.
@Thumperchick well someone was slacking and said no
@bleedmichigan @Thumperchick I like the title of this one so maybe use it or sub out the title of the other one that is now in broadcast and delete this one?
@bleedmichigan - fair.
@Kidsandliz Nah. I think our volmod did a great job making the blame thread happen and we’re not going to nitpick here.
@bleedmichigan @Kidsandliz @Thumperchick
But nits are so fun to pick, especially what you can do with them afterward
@ybmuG I don’t think that’s a nit.
@therealjrn
/define nit
No exact matches found for the specified word.
@therealjrn How about this?
@ybmuG Stahp.
/image nit
@Cerridwyn
/giphy gag
@tinamarie1974
now you know what one looks like
@Cerridwyn true, but I feel like I could have gone my entire life without knowing
@Cerridwyn @tinamarie1974 If only there were someone and a place to blame for that…
@Cerridwyn @mike808 oh yeah! That damn scapegoat!!
@Cerridwyn @tinamarie1974 And that’s what the monkey above is eating. Just sayin’.
@Cerridwyn @ybmuG see I can never unread that…now I need to bleach my brain!
@Cerridwyn @tinamarie1974 @ybmuG
@Cerridwyn Thank you entirely too much.
I blame the Goat for everything that ever happened or might happen!
Just so that this topic will get some blame action.
/giphy blame action
blame for whoever broke the scapegoat mediocrebot autoresponder.
We still have ants. Sigh.
I guess the ants trigger is also no more.
My phone screen somehow broke itself just days after Friday/Monday sales expired. Thanks for nothing, Goat.
Oh, and you know what else will buckle laminate flooring? A gallon jug of water with a pinhole leak stored in the pantry.
@walarney Fffff… I feel for you. My garbage disposal turned into a sieve, but kept working, so I noticed nothing until I pulled out the new roll of paper towels from under the sink. Damp-Rid multipacks help some.
I noticed a fly in the house the other day. My cats must be too lazy or not smart enough to catch it. This morning I opened up the fridge, and said fly cane flying out. WHAT the hell. So gross and wrong. How could you do this to me, Goat??
@bleedmichigan for your goat grade so far, you have earned a 3.125% on this particular
assignmentthread (this was for creating it where you got 100% on that portion of the assignment). You have plenty of days to increase your grade if you do the work. You can do your missed portion of the assignment for credit.Read the syllabus!!!Just a friendly reminder, in the syllabus it states you are responsible for making a written response on all threads where you are receiving blame, including both blame threads. (
BLAME - Oops. I just noticed I hit the laughing and not wink emoji and the edit window has passed.
@bleedmichigan is the mastermind behind the war on Christmas.
@bleedmichigan @mediocrebot well, well, well. Look who woke up!
@bleedmichigan @ybmuG Better late than never?
Unblame for finally getting the scapegoat blame bot working again.
BLAME - WTF mediocrebot?
@bleedmichigan drank your eggnog.
@bleedmichigan Oh, now the little fu ker shows up.
We know who really drank my eggnog.
BLAME. No fair for that other lame thread hawking its wares on broadcast like a toothless $5 hooker on a side street at 4am.
This is the true scapegoat blame thread.
@mike808 cool.
BLAME.
/giphy Is this thing on?
@bleedmichigan spiked the eggnog.
UNBLAME.
On the Christmas list for when I embrace the RV Lifestyle.