I mean, there’s salad and then there’s salad. If you find yours listed in a “10 dishes that are surprisingly unhealthy” article, you’re doing it right!
I need to see ham, chicken, bacon, pepperoni, more than one hard boiled egg, croutons, an entire avocado, you know, that kind of thing.
@thismyusername Nah. It is just embracing your noble French heritage. Did it all the time growing up in New Orleans. I thought everyone ate meals that way. Then I learned eating salad first was just the uncouth heathen ways of the bourgeoisie.
Salad is acceptable on top of a hamburger.
Taco salad!
/youtube you don’t win friends with salad
@Willijs3 bless you
/giphy rabbit food
Is a platform for endless creativity. From tuna and chicken, to fruit, to mixed green, and even pasta.
All four are plausible.
So that.
@afullbeard yes. i too wanted “all of the above, depending on the salad.”
Preferably chef salad.
@pooflady Salad and Meat = Perfection
@pooflady Would that be salad made of or made by a chef? I’ve always wondered.
@MoonMoonDog Yeah, I’ve always wondered about Ramen. Chicken, beef, pork, mushroom…oriental?
@pooflady But if you have a chef’s salad with a dinner roll, isn’t that a sandwich?
I like it for all 3! But if I’m having salad for dinner, I want some chicken or steak in there.
@cpierce Salad and Meat = Perfection
I mean, there’s salad and then there’s salad. If you find yours listed in a “10 dishes that are surprisingly unhealthy” article, you’re doing it right!
I need to see ham, chicken, bacon, pepperoni, more than one hard boiled egg, croutons, an entire avocado, you know, that kind of thing.
@awk preferably battered and deep fried.
Mmmm. Deep fried avocado.
@mike808 One time I wasn’t thinking right and made avocado fries and that would be the last time I raised the temperature of an avocado.
@awk Only one time?
@mike808 The other times I did other, different dumb things.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I eat the salad after the main course, am I weird?
@thismyusername Thou shall not ask questions to which the answers are self-evident.
@thismyusername Nah. It is just embracing your noble French heritage. Did it all the time growing up in New Orleans. I thought everyone ate meals that way. Then I learned eating salad first was just the uncouth heathen ways of the bourgeoisie.
@mike808 @thismyusername
The bourgeoisie are historically French.
But I sympathize. The French are pretty superior in the art of food.
Congrats on growing up near the big river!
/giphy “Mississippi River”
Best after a meal.
Is what food eats.
@macromeh Therefore I am food.
I always thought salad was kinda meh.
/image “Waldorf salad”
@f00l I don’t understand that salad. I don’t like it.
@RiotDemon
One of my favs.
Salad, I guess, kinda equals any sliced or chopped uncooked or precooked food, mixed up, served cold. With some raw veggie ingredients as part of it.
Or something.
Anyway I love Waldorf salad.
Toss mine.
@karamazovsdevil
/youtube toss my salad