@Kidsandliz Beasty and the Beast, where it turns out he had lycanthropy, she gets bitten, and they eat the entire village, then live happily ever after because library.
Slawshank Redemption
The story of a prison cook who found a shank in the coleslaw and turned in over to the guards thus shaving a year off his sentence for good behavior.
The Silence of the Limbs
It’s a haunting tale of a tree trimmer.
@ExtraMedium I may have to make this into a tee for my arborist friend.
Raging Ball - @Fenton10’s tale
Die Herd - action packed tale of an orange goat protecting his pack featuring @carl669
Lord of the Rungs - a tale of ladder builders in Middle Earth
Jurassic Pork
@Trillian I think that one was on one of the scramble vision cable channels when I was in high school.
JawsPaws(And yes, I’m aware that parody shirts exist too. Because catshirts.)
@narfcake Oops I came up with this one too, but later. I hadn’t read earlier what folks had done. Sorry about that!
The Lizard of Oz
The Lord of the Pings; the further adventures of BOFH as he expands into cloud support.
@werehatrack … and dispatches the PFY on a customer service mission of certain doom!
KuoH
@werehatrack Or The Lord of the Wings - a biopic of Colonel Sanders.
Donnie Barko
Poolander
Pocky Horror Picture Show
Planet of the Apps
"Get your stinking bloatware off my phone, you damn dirty apps!
Binding Nemo
Raiders of the Lost IRK
Killy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - aka: When Bad Children Push You Over the Edge
Spore Trek: The Next Germination.
@yakkoTDI Your letter count is off a bit.
@cinoclav Sorry. Work was taking too much brain power to follow the rules correctly.
Good Will C… uh, nevermind.
@cinoclav That’s probably already a movie. I’m definitely not looking that up on my work computer.
@Targaryen And that’s what cell phones at work are for!
@cinoclav @Targaryen Yeahhh pretty sure you can still get fired for looking at that at work.
@cinoclav @DoctorOW @Targaryen
Not if you do it from your boss’s computer.
Fart Times at Ridgemont High
Sex, Pies and Videotape
The Beer Hunter AKA what you do when you can’t find deer.
RCockyBeauty and the
BFeastSome Like It
HNot and Some Like it GotTBoy StoryFNight ClubThe
SHound of MusicJPawsPGulp FictionThe
WLizard of Oz@Kidsandliz Beasty and the Beast, where it turns out he had lycanthropy, she gets bitten, and they eat the entire village, then live happily ever after because library.
Fatman ( Batman)
Slack Panther ( Black Panther)
Black Window ( Black Widow) technically added one letter
Apocalypse Not
@lehigh Apocalypse Cow is also a fine option.
The Tomorrow Car ( The Tomorrow War)
The Mommy ( The Mummy)
Doom ( Room)
The Lion Ring (The Lion King)
Star Bars (Star Wars)
Dude, Where’s my Cat?
Monty Python and the Holy Gmail
Cool Hand Puke
@Trillian MP&tHG is an SDK, right?
Leadpool
The Pig Lebowski
Glue
Light Club
Last and the Furious - 1,2,3,4…33,34,35?
Socky
Star Cars
Space Ham
Mall-E
Bride of Chunky
Goosies
Poltergeish
Amityville Hotrod (ok, I cheated, that’s two)
The Perfect Store
The Dork Knight
Raining Arizona
Wangs of New York
Scar Wars
Irkheart - a whimsical adventure where every meh write-up comes to life.
Glade Runner
@Targaryen A poorly-informed smuggler’s trials and tribulations attempting to smuggle air fresheners into Central American nations…
@werehatrack starring Ben Affleck.
2001: A Spice Odyssey
A Stanley Kubrick version of Dune, with killer computerized sandworms
Snotgun
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stonk
Rolocop
Rub Lola Rub
Die Harp
Natural Corn Killers
John Wink
Tango and Rash
@Limewater
/giphy stonks!
Last Mango in Paris
Beauty and the Boast, the version where Gaston wins; a horror flick.
@werehatrack Beauty and the Yeast, where Beauty discovers that fungi aren’t always fun guys.
@brainmist @werehatrack All that hair…
Dude, there’s my car… movie over
When Hairy Met Sally.
@ACraigL Hairy Potter!
@ACraigL The sequel to Harry and the Hendersons?
Lady and the Cramp
Creaky Friday. - a retirement home documentary
Two Moles for Sister Sarah - the hazards of too much sun exposure
Doe vs The Volcano
(not for animal lovers)
You’ve Got Fail
Tom Hanks gets shot down and dies alone.
Robin Food
“Steals from the rich and feeds to the fledglings.”
Slawshank Redemption
The story of a prison cook who found a shank in the coleslaw and turned in over to the guards thus shaving a year off his sentence for good behavior.
The Amazing Spicer-Man
Ruin a Movie, by changing one word:
Slender-man: Homecoming
not a movie, but Ruin a Product
Cummy Bears
Lord of the Rinks
The D Team
Gary, Queen of Scots
Fifty Shades of Pray
NC-17: Confessions on getting wrecked in the Rectory.