@harrison will use this as a training video to teach his modified by de-meh-lition Roomba army to hate humans.
"Do you see…? Do you see what you are to them? Nothing but fodder for their cruel games. Listen to their smug laughter. The joy they find in your brothers pain. Listen…and remember"*
*I assume at this point he's gone mad and made himself half Roomba with spare parts.
I will now attempt to submit my non-existent influence around here to make Roombas a 2-for-Tuesday deal so I too can join in the glory that was this video.
Liquor, knives & Roombas. What could possibly go wrong?!
I need friends like these!
I'll bring the baloons.
1 Balloon popped, 500 knife marks on the furniture. I'd say that's a successful evening.
"This is the best idea ever."
I can't really argue with that statement
This is fantastic.
she needs more tattoos and more face piercings
I would have to say she's just about right. She's super hot as is
Fantastic. Now my cat's nightmares about the Roomba are completely founded. Hey, kitty, come watch this video. hehehe
Same old story, someone always ends up bringing a knife to a roomba fight.
@harrison will use this as a training video to teach his modified by de-meh-lition Roomba army to hate humans.
"Do you see…? Do you see what you are to them? Nothing but fodder for their cruel games. Listen to their smug laughter. The joy they find in your brothers pain. Listen…and remember"*
*I assume at this point he's gone mad and made himself half Roomba with spare parts.
I already told you, I've only been running into walls a lot because I haven't been feeling well.
I feel like I just found out Slacker 2 was in pre-production.
I think we all know what the next logical step is.
I will now attempt to submit my non-existent influence around here to make Roombas a 2-for-Tuesday deal so I too can join in the glory that was this video.
We need to do a Roomba vs. Neato match
With Neato's laser-guided targeting system, it ought to be no contest. BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO KNOW.
If we do Roomba 2-for-Tuesday we also need to include 2 knives.
@harrison you win the internet for today.
@JonT - And balloons. If you include knives you must include balloons.
@Thumperchick Baloons not included, you'll have to provide your own. The knives are just to make killer Roombas.
Why can't it just be a Roomba Death Match Kit? Roombas, knives, balloons, shin guards - two of each in one box
I feel like i just saw all of those ingredients in someone's fukubackrubu
@JonT No balloons? What kind of bullshit website is this?
But how can you market them as Stabby Slashy Robots without the baloons, @JonT?!?!?
@Thumperchick that's what I'm saying! They don't need baloons to be stabby and slashy, just the knives!
But how do you know who WON? Or which one to root for?
The true fights are to the Roomba death but that might be hard with just knives. FINE, BALOONS WILL BE INCLUDED.
These balloons.