@Bumplepimp Did you know the reason a fart smells different (worse?) in the shower isn’t because the water makes the fart wet. It’s because the humid conditions make your olfactory system (sense of smell) work better.
/giphy the more you know
@Brasssong Ah. That scenario is all about air movement. you see, the fart would typically linger at waist level, but due to the elevators movement, this gets mixed all up. Especially, if the elevator is going down; as you descend a floor, what used to be waist-level air is now nose level. When going up, the fart-infested air gets slammed into the floor of the elevator and compresses before it bounces back upwards distributing the fart throughout the entire space as the fart particles violently bounce off one another, the walls, and the occupants.
@cabohn right? I live in NE Florida, I’ll just bottle up all my humidity and sell it on eBay. I’d love to get rid of some of it and look like a normal person with normal hair for once.
@Zcubed the wife, while doing humidifier research, said she saw reviews that said this company went out of business and that more than 10% of the reviews said it stopped working after two months.
fed-x will not deliver to my home. They will hold item at their office, a 50 miles round trip, which is out of the question. Nor will they deliver to PO for home delivery. Consider going with UPS which works WITH customers rather than dictates to them and DOES deliver to PO for delivery. OR send via by USPS — I can wait another day!
Specs
What’s in the Box?
1x Humidifier
1x Power adapter
Pictures
Colors
Black
Black
White
Base thingy
Bottom
White
Table
Spew
Train
Price Comparison
$75.99 at Amazon
Warranty
1 Year Roolen (contact service@roolen.co for assistance)
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Friday, July 17th
In order for me to buy on meh, it has to be at least 50% off!
@mcemanuel Which half would you like them to cut off?
@mcemanuel correct or I will buy one De-humidifier for -$49 ($49 credit).
Say it, don’t spray it!
@mcemanuel Fist it, don’t mist it.
@medz Plug it, don’t slug it.
I stayed up for this?..Night…
@fastharry but if you buy this today and then buy a dehumidifier next time woo I mean meh offers it?
btw I don’t actually know what these things do or why we use them
/giphy humidifier dehumidifier
@kus if the air is too dry, it can dry your sinuses and skin too much.
‘Breath’ Smart? - Is this for people with bad breath?
@norman8 you win!
@norman8 that can’t be right, right?
@moose is this really the name of the thing? it’s not “Breathe Smart”?
@norman8 if you’re skimming it’s also really easy to read it as “Rotten Breath”. Could explain why it made it to Meh.
I just give my dog a bath. The house is humidified in seconds. 0/10 will meh again, unless it can do it with candy corn in the tank
Whoa dude, you’ve got a bad case of Roolen Breath, might want to brush your teeth or something?
/giphy roolen breath
Why isn’t the cord shown in the photos? It looks like another cordless Bluetooth speaker at first glance.
@earmstrong Thats what i thought…was already to hit the BUY button, lol…
Can’t stand ultrasonic. The choice is always “use distilled water” or “have white dust everywhere.”
@bakerzdosen i swear the water in my tap smells like chlorine…
/giphy chlorinated drinking water
How many do I need to create mysterious fog in the front yard for Halloween?
@hchavers Now I’m wondering what would happen if you put fog machine juice in one of these…
@awk, I have both. I almost feel obligated to try.
@haydesigner Don’t forget pictures!
@hchavers bought my fog machine for 28 bucks at walmart…
But, but, I just bought a dehumidifier
Whoa, that’s some powerful humidifier…
This looks like a pain in the ass to clean
@mrdavidjr0 My main concern.
@mrdavidjr0
Moist! Like a Fart in the shower!
@Bumplepimp Did you know the reason a fart smells different (worse?) in the shower isn’t because the water makes the fart wet. It’s because the humid conditions make your olfactory system (sense of smell) work better.
/giphy the more you know
@medz Great, but that doesn’t explain farting in elevators.
@Brasssong Ah. That scenario is all about air movement. you see, the fart would typically linger at waist level, but due to the elevators movement, this gets mixed all up. Especially, if the elevator is going down; as you descend a floor, what used to be waist-level air is now nose level. When going up, the fart-infested air gets slammed into the floor of the elevator and compresses before it bounces back upwards distributing the fart throughout the entire space as the fart particles violently bounce off one another, the walls, and the occupants.
I noticed people in New Orleans and Miami bought these. Why? It’s not HUMID ENOUGH? Jeez.
@cabohn right? I live in NE Florida, I’ll just bottle up all my humidity and sell it on eBay. I’d love to get rid of some of it and look like a normal person with normal hair for once.
@cabohn
Because we are mist dwellers, and scared of dry air.
Damn it, genie, I said DEhumidifier
Last pic today is on point. Long live UP 844!
Unlike most Meh writeups, this one actually expresses a good point. The secret to happiness is not letting yourself develop stupidly high standards.
@ekirchner I agree. They’re usually a heaping pile of crap just wasting of time and space, but this one was ok.
Either use distilled water($$$) or put up with white dust everywhere. (Enuf to noticeably dim my TV in a week! YMMV.)
It’s very stylish looking. Maybe make it into a vase?
So no website at roolen.co, email didn’t bounce for service@roolen.co, but I’m going to pass.
@Zcubed the wife, while doing humidifier research, said she saw reviews that said this company went out of business and that more than 10% of the reviews said it stopped working after two months.
fed-x will not deliver to my home. They will hold item at their office, a 50 miles round trip, which is out of the question. Nor will they deliver to PO for home delivery. Consider going with UPS which works WITH customers rather than dictates to them and DOES deliver to PO for delivery. OR send via by USPS — I can wait another day!
@alxzba smartpost hands off to USPS for the last leg. You will wait a few extra days.
are you telling me you deliver to USPS for final delivery? not my experience with FedX
@alxzba We are just forum users, like you.
http://www.fedex.com/us/smart-post/
I bought two of these, one works fine, the other leaks like crazy, even putting it in a sheet pan does not keep it from flooding the floor.