I had to add here what @narfcake noted in the poorly conceived “Oct goat paused” thread: @ignorant has “goat” clearly engrained: iGnOrAnT. Reason enough to make @ignorant “goat for life,” or at least “goat emeritus.” As such @ignorant would handle any blame the current goat couldn’t handle.
/giphy goat for life
Dear goat, I need an explanation. Here’a photo of the parking lot when I picked up my kid after practice today:
See those signs? Each and every one is a handicapped parking sign. See that sea of gray in the background? Empty unrestricted parking. Note that the green van is parked in the wheelchair access lane because that’s apparently somehow more legal.
Why are people such assholes? Is it true that their precious boo-boos are physically incapable of walking an extra 20 yards after practice?
Unblame @ignorant? That seems unlikely.
I blame @Ignorant for @mediocrebot being so broken the last 2 days.
i blame @ignorant for the vote stuffing.
no matter who did it
@f00l Hey, I tried.
/giphy "rock goat"
Rock the goat, baby!
Thread needs more photos of rocker goats since it opened with sheep.
/image rocker goat
Damnit. That’s a sheep… Right?
I blame @ignorant for my confusion.
/google goat versus sheep
Sheep 101: Sheep and Goats
http://www.sheep101.info/sheepandgoats.html
@RiotDemon Thanks. I just learned quite a bit.
I had to add here what @narfcake noted in the poorly conceived “Oct goat paused” thread: @ignorant has “goat” clearly engrained: iGnOrAnT. Reason enough to make @ignorant “goat for life,” or at least “goat emeritus.” As such @ignorant would handle any blame the current goat couldn’t handle.
/giphy goat for life
Oh yeah Sofa King to blame for it all.
@cranky1950
And while we’re at it …
@cranky1950
For those who weren’t aware:
Dear goat, I need an explanation. Here’a photo of the parking lot when I picked up my kid after practice today:
See those signs? Each and every one is a handicapped parking sign. See that sea of gray in the background? Empty unrestricted parking. Note that the green van is parked in the wheelchair access lane because that’s apparently somehow more legal.
Why are people such assholes? Is it true that their precious boo-boos are physically incapable of walking an extra 20 yards after practice?
@sammydog01 What’s the hairy thing in the foreground? Did you find Sasquatch?
@Barney That’s Chase, the dog we inherited. He looks smaller in real life.
@sammydog01 Chase looks to be a beautiful dog from that angle.
@Barney He says thanks.
@sammydog01 Aw, good boy, Chase! Good doggie!