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90 days
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
VMP Hour Ladies and Gentlemen
/giphy VIP
Wait, what?
I like the squids… squid? I don’t know the plural
Thank god this is VMP only; it would’ve sold out in seconds if the unwashed masses were allowed to buy it all willy-nilly
Not fair not all VMPs have iPhones
I got one of these in an IRK recently. The tiny capacity and slow in/out rates are horrendous
@guyfromhawthorn Oh great… see this after I bought. Oh well.
@Vrysen You have an hour to cancel. Then again it’s only 4 bucks.
It’s a prestigious award!
Doubles as a BDSM toy…
I am VMP. Can’t place order?
@birdy You’re a member, not a vip.
@birdy You’re just a regular member. VMPs are from the old membership program.
@birdy you’re just a lowly member who pays a penny less per month like me, not the coveted VMP
@birdy you are member with a heart. VMP is grandfathered member. With a V crest next to username.
Octavio? What color is that?
@katbyter Dark green. I have no idea why.
@Dave Can your reactivate my VMP membership? I lost my debit card a while ago and my payment lapsed… and my girlfriend really wants this.
Really Meh? This is an example of what you think of us VMPrs?
Specs
What’s in the Box?
Price Comparison
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Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
VMP Hour Ladies and Gentlemen
/giphy VIP
Wait, what?
I like the squids… squid? I don’t know the plural
Thank god this is VMP only; it would’ve sold out in seconds if the unwashed masses were allowed to buy it all willy-nilly
Not fair not all VMPs have iPhones
I got one of these in an IRK recently. The tiny capacity and slow in/out rates are horrendous
@guyfromhawthorn Oh great… see this after I bought. Oh well.
@Vrysen You have an hour to cancel. Then again it’s only 4 bucks.
It’s a prestigious award!
Doubles as a BDSM toy…
I am VMP. Can’t place order?
@birdy You’re a member, not a vip.
@birdy You’re just a regular member. VMPs are from the old membership program.
@birdy you’re just a lowly member who pays a penny less per month like me, not the coveted VMP
@birdy you are member with a heart. VMP is grandfathered member. With a V crest next to username.
Octavio? What color is that?
@katbyter Dark green. I have no idea why.
@Dave Can your reactivate my VMP membership? I lost my debit card a while ago and my payment lapsed… and my girlfriend really wants this.
Really Meh? This is an example of what you think of us VMPrs?