For the story, dude, you’re in college now! Why is your mom driving you anywhere? And is she hot?
Seems like too many functions in too tiny a tool. And when your mom says that’s too tiny a tool, you should trust that. “Not like your father’s…” if you had a big tool like him, you’d be capable of driving yourself.
For 1/2 the price might risk one. The air hose and adapters including Presta might make a good bike tool.
“Engines up to 2.5 liters” won’t get you far in America.
And won’t be able to add any charge to a Tesla.
Ah, yes, a product branded with the logo of Radio Corporation of America, and conspicuous among the things it does not do is anything related to wireless telecommunications or broadcasting.
@werehatrack A couple decades ago, Jamie Zawinski (aka jwz, a developer and early Tech Startup Famous Person) coined the term “brand necrophilia” to describe what AOL did with the Netscape brand after buying and hollowing out the company. Seems appropriate in cases like this as well.
Specs
Product: RCA 5-In-1 Jump Starter Multi-Tool with Vacuum and Tire Inflator
Model: RAVJ-1808SLV
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Friday, Sep 11 - Monday, Sep 14
For the story, dude, you’re in college now! Why is your mom driving you anywhere? And is she hot?
Seems like too many functions in too tiny a tool. And when your mom says that’s too tiny a tool, you should trust that. “Not like your father’s…” if you had a big tool like him, you’d be capable of driving yourself.
Jack of all trades till right here
For 1/2 the price might risk one. The air hose and adapters including Presta might make a good bike tool.
“Engines up to 2.5 liters” won’t get you far in America.
And won’t be able to add any charge to a Tesla.
/showme Captain Kirk using a RCA 5-In-1 Jump Starter Multi-Tool as a phaser against a Gorn
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@mediocrebot OK damn, AI you are getting too good!
Ah, yes, a product branded with the logo of Radio Corporation of America, and conspicuous among the things it does not do is anything related to wireless telecommunications or broadcasting.
What’s next? Firestone frozen dinners? Kawasaki skin cream? Martha Stewart 4WD locking hubs? Ginsu roofing shingles? Snap-On hair color?
@werehatrack A couple decades ago, Jamie Zawinski (aka jwz, a developer and early Tech Startup Famous Person) coined the term “brand necrophilia” to describe what AOL did with the Netscape brand after buying and hollowing out the company. Seems appropriate in cases like this as well.