What the heck is this? $8 for a random shirt? Is it opposite day? Am I in the twilight zone? Can somebody put a dog and a cat in the same room to help determine if this hysteria is mass or localized?
Because frankly, I don’t know what’s real anymore.
I have a question… If I click the “Let’s Try This Again” button again when it says “WOW THESE ARE SELLING FAST LOL” is it actually trying to place the order again? Or is it just doing a little Javascript thing and fooling me? Because I clicked it about 20 times in a row and shit ain’t going through.
@dnh127
Shirt.woot celebrated its b-day recently and I grabbed a bunch of random tees 2 for $5 and tanks 2 for $3. So, my expectations are now set at four shirts for $8.
@ponagathos well fair. It would seem like a shitty deal comparing that to this. Good find on the woot shirts though. I apparently need to pay better attention to their emails when I get them. I mainly just read Mort and Monte.
@smigit2002 I have two beaker shirts. I bought the last random shirts they had and got two of that. So if you are a size medium you are welcome to one. (The one not used to clarify)
@YourLazyButt For serious?! That’s so awesome of you!!! I wish there was a direct message as part of this forum… I guess shoot me an email at lostcatdogwood@umbc.edu and I’ll hit you back with my address!
I want to be able to choose a color and a simple “meh.” shirt. Not one with confetti and not a I’ll “probably” get one. I already have two Mediocre beaker shirts. Got a few great things today including one of the Fukobukuro: Meh-rathon Edition bags! But I’m slightly disappointed for this final hour sale.
If I could guarantee the Mediocre beaker or a blank shirt, I’d be all over this. But considering I ordered a logo shirt a mere 24 hours ago, the risk of getting the exact same shirt is too high. Dammit meh, you were so close!
@dave As was posted above…If I was guaranteed a beaker shirt - I’m in! C’mon, I know there must be some lying around. Or, a meh staff autographed shirt would be nice too.
Seriously? XXXL first ones to sell out? Well, first PRODUCT to sell out? You people suck, and now I will go drown my sorry ass sorrow with my two besties - Ben & Jerry.
/giphy I’m not fat, I’m getting ready for winter
p.s. Would it kill anyone to also have tall sizes, not just large? Seems like nobody in the custom/special/awesome shirt biz does this. Hmmmm, million Ruble idea?
Shirts to end the meh-RATHON!? Can we end the next one with Sock Puppets and Irk action figures? It’s not like I’m not asking for something crazy like a flying monkey.
okay, so I pulled the trigger on this because the stuff I really wanted (like this afternoon’s Fuku bag) I couldn’t get. Fuck me. Fuck my DSL upload lag. Yes, I’m STILL on DSL.
I’m hoping this a secret Fuku for those of us who never manage to get one. And who haven’t received their Mehrican box. Or had the one they sent acknowledged. I’ll just be over here feeling sorry for myself.
First “random” sale I bought into… If it was truly random, I wouldn’t have received three of the exact same shirts. It wouldn’t even have been that bad if they weren’t all three baby-poo brown.
@Roadie i think the listing also said “whatever we have laying around”
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( makes me think brown is not the )
( favorite color of aMeh.rican and )
( Meh.xican Meh.tizens and then t )
( his - I want to be, yo, let me f )
( uck that nigga down )
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You heard that shit, nigga
Ay, yo, what you going with that big ass
My ghetto love song, set it off, set it off
Let’s be friends, where my niggas’ at
Where my niggas’, where my niggas’
Where my niggas’ at, all my real niggas’
Where my niggas’, where my niggas’
Let’s be friends, throw your hands in the air
There’s no need to front
Let’s see you just throw your hands in the air
Let’s be friends, Westside in this motherfucka right here
Throw your hands in the air, Westside
[Verse 1: 2Pac]
Approach you and post a minute, yeah
All on my double ‘R’, tinted
As you pass bye winking
My eye’s freshly scented
What’s the happ’s baby, what’s up
Come get with me and perhaps lady
You can help me multiply my stacks, baby
Currency seems small, I need companionship
Through with that scandalous shit
I bet your man ain’t shit, ain’t shit
So why you’re hesitating
Acting like your shit don’t stink
Check out my diamonds, bitch, everyone’s going to blink
This be a thug paid outlaw nigga with riches
Cream dreaming motherfucka on a mash for bitches
Check my resume, sipping on Cristal and Alizé, puking
Smoking on big weed, keyed the Cali way, Westside!
Don’t like tricking but I’ll buy you what fit
I can’t stand no sneaker-wearing nappy head bitch
Let my pedigree breathe reason, this’ OG
Putting bitch-made busters’ to sleep with no grief
Mash on my so-called car, who the man
While I’m tugging on your made-bitch’s hand, Westside
Understand this, ain’t no nigga like me
Fuck Jay Z, he’s broke and I smoke daily
Baby, let’s be friends
ADVERTISING
[Hook: 2Pac]
Friends, where’s my niggas’ at, come on y’all
No need to front, let’s be friends
Because I know you want to fuck
Let’s be friends, no need to front, let’s be friends
Because I know you want to fuck
[Verse 2: 2Pac]
I met you and I stuttered in passion
Though slightly blinded by that ass
It was hard to keep my dick in my pants
Every time you pass, got me checking for you hardcore
Staring and watching, me and you one on one
Picture countless options, was it prophecy
Clear as day, visions on top of me
Erotic, psychotic, would possess my body
Far from a crush, I want to bust your guts
And touch everything inside you from my head to my nuts
You got me sweating like a fat girl going for mine
Just a skinny nigga’s fucking like she stole my mind
Back in time, I recall how she used to be
I guess money and fame made you used to me
What’s up in nine-six, fine tricks in drag
Fuck Dre, tell that bitch, 'He can kiss my ass’
Back to you, my pretty ass caramel queen
Got my hands on your thighs, now let me in-between as friends
[Hook: 2Pac]
[Verse 3: 2Pac]
Can you imagine me in player mode, rush the tricks
I got her ready for a booty call, I fucked your bitch
Was it me or the fame, my dick or the game
Bet I scream ‘Westside’ when I came, Westside
Scream my name because, baby, it’s delicious
Got a weak spot for pretty bitches
Up and down, similar to switches
My movement, baby, let your back dip into it, make it fluent
In and out, all around when a nigga do it
You’ve got me high, let me come inside
I love it when you get on top, baby let me ride
Who wants to stop me, am I top notch
Fuck player-hating niggas’ because they cock block
You’d probably hate to see a real thug with vision
What’s the game, rather see a nigga up in prison
Why have you changed
Made a living out of cuss words, liquor and weed
A bad seed turned good in this world of G’s
Baby’s got me fantasizing, seeing you naked
It’s a fuck song, check the record, so check my record
@f00l I learned my lesson on the first random meh shirt sale. Included crappy colors not pictured and some mediocre shirts that didn’t say meh on them at all.
Oh! Oh! Oh! I got two of the black on black Meh shirts, my most favoritest of the shirts.
Admittedly, putting two or three of the same color/same shirts in the packages is a half ass way of sending these out. I know the shipping people are busy, but come on, play nice.
@Thumperchick Thanks. I’m not sure it’s time to raise hell yet as there’s still a week in the estimated delivery period, but if I don’t see movement next week I’ll write in.
One brown with white Meh. Guess thats the default common one. But it fits nicely over my office chair back; we’ll see how long they let me keep it there.
Objectively I know I got what I paid for. Subjectively I can’t help but feel let down, while never promised I can’t help but feel like there was a reasonable expectation of variety when buying 3. Won’t be making that mistake again.
I ordered one then four more. The first package had a white on navy meh, the second had a white on navy, white on brown, black on black, and a flask shirt. So first of all awesome job by the packaging people, and second of all suck it losers, I got a flask shirt!
/giphy flask shirt
Specs
What’s in the Box?
1x Meh American Apparel shirt
Warranty
90 Day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Tuesday, Jul 5 - Friday, Jul 8
Blehhhhhh. Even worse than knives.
Just the other day, it wasn’t random and you could pick your color for the same $8.
Nope not going to get me this time.
An hour of fucking shirts? Fuuuuuuuucccccckkkkk. What a let down.
@studerc You can’t fuck a shir… Who am i kidding.
@arbdef maybe you’re fucking the shirt, but im fucking in the shirt.
@jml326 is it the same shirt>?
@jml326 A shirt that reads “meh” probably isn’t the best choice …
@awk she has to see it not me
I was really hoping to spend the last hour with five minute deals, not an hour of blurry shirts.
Why do i see a bunch of shirtless Meh employees stuffing boxes
/giphy shirtless
@arbdef well you are welcome for that picture ladies
/image tasty dead snail
It was an honor being thoroughly underwhelmed with all of you these past 24 hours.
@Pillage cue cello
Shirts for an hour? Say it ain’t so
Already sold out of Men’s XXXL?!?!?! Dammit!!
/giphy Gotta lose some weight.
Shirts. I wear them.
/image floral-singular-coach
What the heck is this? $8 for a random shirt? Is it opposite day? Am I in the twilight zone? Can somebody put a dog and a cat in the same room to help determine if this hysteria is mass or localized?
Because frankly, I don’t know what’s real anymore.
/giphy stare contest
Something to do for the last hour…
Ugh, if they weren’t skinny-ass hipster American Apparel shirts, I’d get several.
I have a question… If I click the “Let’s Try This Again” button again when it says “WOW THESE ARE SELLING FAST LOL” is it actually trying to place the order again? Or is it just doing a little Javascript thing and fooling me? Because I clicked it about 20 times in a row and shit ain’t going through.
I give up, keep your damn random shirts.
@awk me too, i gave up, or I have 20 shirts coming, one of those.
@awk It does actually keep attempting to purchase. I ran into that earlier and it finally worked.
I placed a new order and it worked. So I will keep two of the damn random shirts. In addition to the three I ordered the other day.
Someday, I may explain to people that these “meh” shirts represent an e-commerce site, and not just a word I like on my shirts.
/giphy likeable-cheesy-shaman
Enjoyed the day everyone. Was also hoping for a final hour of fast deals. Cinderella’s stagecoach turns back into a pumpkin come midnight I suppose?
@bdp no, not a pumpkin…Amazon Prime Day
@bdp it’s been a pumpkin the whole time tho
Eight bucks for a random shirt with your logo or blank? That goes beyond meh straight to being a shitty deal.
@ponagathos seems appropriate for a site named meh
@dnh127
Shirt.woot celebrated its b-day recently and I grabbed a bunch of random tees 2 for $5 and tanks 2 for $3. So, my expectations are now set at four shirts for $8.
@ponagathos well fair. It would seem like a shitty deal comparing that to this. Good find on the woot shirts though. I apparently need to pay better attention to their emails when I get them. I mainly just read Mort and Monte.
I’d love a beaker shirt, but don’t have room enough in my drawers to gamble… Meh
@smigit2002 Thats the only reason to order one; I’ve got Meh shirts but the beaker… that would be cool
So I risked one:
/giphy worrisome-fun-macaw
@duodec Ive got two beakers and no meh. Guess I got lucky many months ago.
@smigit2002 I have two beaker shirts. I bought the last random shirts they had and got two of that. So if you are a size medium you are welcome to one. (The one not used to clarify)
@YourLazyButt For serious?! That’s so awesome of you!!! I wish there was a direct message as part of this forum… I guess shoot me an email at lostcatdogwood@umbc.edu and I’ll hit you back with my address!
@smigit2002 sent you an email. Feel free to delete this
In four for. This is going to be my beaker shirt. I just know it.
/giphy wasteful-gushing-whale
@hanzov69 Good luck!
Must have had 1 XXXL shirt left…
I want to be able to choose a color and a simple “meh.” shirt. Not one with confetti and not a I’ll “probably” get one. I already have two Mediocre beaker shirts. Got a few great things today including one of the Fukobukuro: Meh-rathon Edition bags! But I’m slightly disappointed for this final hour sale.
Sigh. I was hoping this madness would end with Irk plushies.
@Trillian
Blame @snapster and yourself.
@Trillian I wish!
/giphy prissy-impressive-gopher
Are these made with very bad cotton that scratches you while wearing it as a reminder of a bad decision you made?
@westworld9 actually they are quite comfy
/giphy versed-fat-mime
shirts… already have 80… or so.
“Or whatever we have lying around”
I’m interpreting that very loosely and thinking it could be anything, not necessarily a shirt. I’m thinking an Onkyo receiver would be nice.
Don’t crush my delusions.
Gotta end it on a buy
/giphy soaking-gourmet-omelette
And another one
/giphy thin-incredible-playground
if it was definitely a beaker shirt, I’d be all over this.
/giphy round of applause
/giphy sarcastic clapping
ok…
/image elite-entertaining-buffalo
2 XXXLs on the way; the only thing I’ve successfully purchased today. Fingers crossed that one of them could be a beaker.
I just realized i cursed myself because a beaker shirt doesn’t exist.
Revising hopes to include an Erlenmeyer flask shirt.
Also dreaming of a beaker shirt.
Hopefully I get a meh. beaker shirt!
I really don’t need another t-shirt, but I have li’l ol’ sad feeling that this might be the end of Meh, so…
/giphy pulpy-heated-part
What the heck, I need to get the most out of my VMP membership.
/giphy military-chipper-ghost
Sure, why not. It’ll give you all something to pack my ten pairs of sunglasses in.
Shirts would be fine, but not for $8. Feels like more of a $5 sale.
If I could guarantee the Mediocre beaker or a blank shirt, I’d be all over this. But considering I ordered a logo shirt a mere 24 hours ago, the risk of getting the exact same shirt is too high. Dammit meh, you were so close!
@dave As was posted above…If I was guaranteed a beaker shirt - I’m in! C’mon, I know there must be some lying around. Or, a meh staff autographed shirt would be nice too.
Anyone else wondering about this story ending in a future without Meh?
@RdiPr yup I was wondering about that myself. Also, the meh face didn’t fully cycle. It should have 60 faces.
Seriously? XXXL first ones to sell out? Well, first PRODUCT to sell out? You people suck, and now I will go drown my sorry ass sorrow with my two besties - Ben & Jerry.
/giphy I’m not fat, I’m getting ready for winter
p.s. Would it kill anyone to also have tall sizes, not just large? Seems like nobody in the custom/special/awesome shirt biz does this. Hmmmm, million Ruble idea?
Can we place orders here? I want an IRK shirt.
@rhcurry02 I’m wearing it now!!!
@medz Jealousy!!! My 14-year-old stole mine and then LOST it! Grrrr…
@rhcurry02 my wife wears hers all the time. I’ve bought a bunch of shirts, and this ugly mug is the only one she wears!
what are the odds of receiving a beaker shirt? 1 in 500? 1 in 5000?
Also, if you’re the asshole who lives next to me… your smoke detector batteries are low and that beeping is annoying as fuck all. Dick.
Meh sure.
/giphy stereotyped-yellow-cottage
I ordered one. If it could have confetti on it since I couldnt order one yesterday (yay bank stupidity!) it would be pretty awesome.
Shirts to end the meh-RATHON!? Can we end the next one with Sock Puppets and Irk action figures? It’s not like I’m not asking for something crazy like a flying monkey.
Looks like this is about as close to a Fuko as I’m going to get.
okay, so I pulled the trigger on this because the stuff I really wanted (like this afternoon’s Fuku bag) I couldn’t get. Fuck me. Fuck my DSL upload lag. Yes, I’m STILL on DSL.
Turns out meh’s birthday is a lot like my birthday. A lot of build up, but ends in disappointment.
@t0nyc0tt4m also I end up with a shirt I don’t care about
Hey I neglected to giphy my favorite morbid order. So here goes:
/giphy noiseless-dead-daughter
I’m getting a little sad here
/giphy the end?
/giphy glad-wanted-elephant
grotesque-invisible-rabbit
I am hoping for a beaker shirt preparing for the worst color meh shirt.
@tantegel porky-abusive-eye
Long as it ain’t in red…just saying
This has been fun people. See y’all on the other side of midnight…I hope
I’m hoping this a secret Fuku for those of us who never manage to get one. And who haven’t received their Mehrican box. Or had the one they sent acknowledged. I’ll just be over here feeling sorry for myself.
@brainmist don’t worry. I’ll feel sorry for you so you aren’t alone
@brainmist email me via the exchange email
@YourLazyButt I’ll make it easy for you, because I actually managed to miss the t shirt. Meh!
Happy Birthday, Meh!!
Meh, aren’t you out of crap yet? I know I am crapped out after a day of this.
The regular deal at midnight eastern is going to be pretty anti-climactic, what?
I guess I missed out on these. Oops.
I blame
@Trillianthe resident shirtgoat.I went for one in small hopes I get the beaker Mediocre Labs shirt. I’m already disappointed.
NOOOO!!! Dammit the one thing I wanted but I passed out before the end. Ah well, still waiting for the beaker shirts.
@seraphimcaduto i think there are some on this forum that would be happy to send you some from the ‘last random Meh. shirt sale’
…and that ongoing write-up comes to an end. What a tale of lost-love, adventure, mystery, maniacal hens, love regained, and the root of all evil: Meh.
First “random” sale I bought into… If it was truly random, I wouldn’t have received three of the exact same shirts. It wouldn’t even have been that bad if they weren’t all three baby-poo brown.
@Roadie
@f00l you weren’t the only one.
@Roadie That’s a crazy level of randomness! Think of all the colors you could have gotten, but they randomly all landed on brown!
@RiotDemon @f00l
Mine come tomorrow. Not too excited now.
@Barney
/giphy welcome to brown town population you
@Roadie i think the listing also said “whatever we have laying around”
You heard that shit, nigga
Ay, yo, what you going with that big ass
My ghetto love song, set it off, set it off
Let’s be friends, where my niggas’ at
Where my niggas’, where my niggas’
Where my niggas’ at, all my real niggas’
Where my niggas’, where my niggas’
Let’s be friends, throw your hands in the air
There’s no need to front
Let’s see you just throw your hands in the air
Let’s be friends, Westside in this motherfucka right here
Throw your hands in the air, Westside
[Verse 1: 2Pac]
Approach you and post a minute, yeah
All on my double ‘R’, tinted
As you pass bye winking
My eye’s freshly scented
What’s the happ’s baby, what’s up
Come get with me and perhaps lady
You can help me multiply my stacks, baby
Currency seems small, I need companionship
Through with that scandalous shit
I bet your man ain’t shit, ain’t shit
So why you’re hesitating
Acting like your shit don’t stink
Check out my diamonds, bitch, everyone’s going to blink
This be a thug paid outlaw nigga with riches
Cream dreaming motherfucka on a mash for bitches
Check my resume, sipping on Cristal and Alizé, puking
Smoking on big weed, keyed the Cali way, Westside!
Don’t like tricking but I’ll buy you what fit
I can’t stand no sneaker-wearing nappy head bitch
Let my pedigree breathe reason, this’ OG
Putting bitch-made busters’ to sleep with no grief
Mash on my so-called car, who the man
While I’m tugging on your made-bitch’s hand, Westside
Understand this, ain’t no nigga like me
Fuck Jay Z, he’s broke and I smoke daily
Baby, let’s be friends
ADVERTISING
[Hook: 2Pac]
Friends, where’s my niggas’ at, come on y’all
No need to front, let’s be friends
Because I know you want to fuck
Let’s be friends, no need to front, let’s be friends
Because I know you want to fuck
[Verse 2: 2Pac]
I met you and I stuttered in passion
Though slightly blinded by that ass
It was hard to keep my dick in my pants
Every time you pass, got me checking for you hardcore
Staring and watching, me and you one on one
Picture countless options, was it prophecy
Clear as day, visions on top of me
Erotic, psychotic, would possess my body
Far from a crush, I want to bust your guts
And touch everything inside you from my head to my nuts
You got me sweating like a fat girl going for mine
Just a skinny nigga’s fucking like she stole my mind
Back in time, I recall how she used to be
I guess money and fame made you used to me
What’s up in nine-six, fine tricks in drag
Fuck Dre, tell that bitch, 'He can kiss my ass’
Back to you, my pretty ass caramel queen
Got my hands on your thighs, now let me in-between as friends
[Hook: 2Pac]
[Verse 3: 2Pac]
Can you imagine me in player mode, rush the tricks
I got her ready for a booty call, I fucked your bitch
Was it me or the fame, my dick or the game
Bet I scream ‘Westside’ when I came, Westside
Scream my name because, baby, it’s delicious
Got a weak spot for pretty bitches
Up and down, similar to switches
My movement, baby, let your back dip into it, make it fluent
In and out, all around when a nigga do it
You’ve got me high, let me come inside
I love it when you get on top, baby let me ride
Who wants to stop me, am I top notch
Fuck player-hating niggas’ because they cock block
You’d probably hate to see a real thug with vision
What’s the game, rather see a nigga up in prison
Why have you changed
Made a living out of cuss words, liquor and weed
A bad seed turned good in this world of G’s
Baby’s got me fantasizing, seeing you naked
It’s a fuck song, check the record, so check my record
[Hook: 2Pac] [x4]"
/youtube 2pac friends
If all they have is brown, or if brown is the overwhelming item on hand, I wish I’d known.
@f00l I’m hoping they sent mine out on the day they did purples.
@Barney i have some tattered purples i can send if it will ease the pain
/youtube ease the rasin
@Yoda_Daenerys I have tattered purples too. Hoping for some new purples to wear with my new, trackerless purple shoes.
@f00l I learned my lesson on the first random meh shirt sale. Included crappy colors not pictured and some mediocre shirts that didn’t say meh on them at all.
@Barney
The satellites love purple.
They love all the colors. They love the neutrals too!
Oh! Oh! Oh! I got two of the black on black Meh shirts, my most favoritest of the shirts.
Admittedly, putting two or three of the same color/same shirts in the packages is a half ass way of sending these out. I know the shipping people are busy, but come on, play nice.
@Barney Trade ya 2 brown for a black on black.
@Roadie Do I look crazy to you? No, don’t answer that. What size do you wear?
@Barney
Ok, jealous.
You win.
The satellites love that you won too. They love black on black too.
@f00l
WTH are you talking about?
@Barney dunno what that is all about - but I’m all over an L or XL if one is available. If not, thanks offering one up anyway. Take care!
@v Can’t you tell by now that I don’t know what I’m doing most of the time?
Mine came. Hoping for a beaker shirt. Didn’t do too shabby with a white-on-navy, however. Only thing is, it’s one I have already. #backupshirt
@ACraigL I think @Barney is going to set up a t-shirt mehxchange (yes, I am volunteering her!)
So you could potentially trade the backupshirt??
@mikibell
@mikibell i heard @barney was going to include the ladies turtle tshirt in the t exchange
@CaptAmehrican
@CaptAmehrican @Barney
https://www.teeturtle.com/products/nope-nope-nope
Still processing.
/sad tuba
@djslack do me a favor and write in to meh.com/support and ask for me. I’ll poke people tomorrow and see what’s up.
@Thumperchick Thanks. I’m not sure it’s time to raise hell yet as there’s still a week in the estimated delivery period, but if I don’t see movement next week I’ll write in.
@Thumperchick My order is also still showing as processing. Thanks for any info you can relay.
@lordbowen You were on my list with @djslack. You should both get an email from us later today.
I got mine yesterday and was lucky that I like it, it was a red/cranberry one with white text that said “meh”.
I’m quite pleased.
Would have been happier with a beaker one, but can’t complain.
I received the cranberry, navy and brown t-shirts with white writing…sigh no flask or kickstarter shirt…
One brown with white Meh. Guess thats the default common one. But it fits nicely over my office chair back; we’ll see how long they let me keep it there.
@duodec Photo?
All 3 of mine were brown with white print.
@jbartus Had to be the worst seller, hence the surplus.
@ACraigL who wears brown t-shirts? That’s one of the last colors I’d pick.
@RiotDemon It’s a reasonably popular color on woot – I’ve purchased (and designed) many.
@ACraigL must have been.
Objectively I know I got what I paid for. Subjectively I can’t help but feel let down, while never promised I can’t help but feel like there was a reasonable expectation of variety when buying 3. Won’t be making that mistake again.
I got a brown one. But I just use them as sleep shirts, so the color really doesn’t matter to me.
I ordered one then four more. The first package had a white on navy meh, the second had a white on navy, white on brown, black on black, and a flask shirt. So first of all awesome job by the packaging people, and second of all suck it losers, I got a flask shirt!
/giphy flask shirt
@sammydog01 So jelly. Nice going!
Nothing like getting a large shirt and it being big enough for a five year old.
