Pushin' the limits of style
8Nose hair extensions. Nothin’ to sneeze at.
What will adolescents do next to shock their parents?
(The way I see it, it’s their job to push as far as possible).
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Nose hair extensions. Nothin’ to sneeze at.
What will adolescents do next to shock their parents?
(The way I see it, it’s their job to push as far as possible).
I saw a picture of an eyebrow ponytail last night, and I thought that was bad enough.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to gag.
@gumtreertmug The actual Photoshop-free implementation is somewhat less dramatic:
@ruouttaurmind
Phew. That’s better.
@ruouttaurmind those eyebrow hairs are directly on top of The Fleek.
@UncleVinny Showing my lack of youth, I thought the phrase was “on fleek”. Like “dose brows are on fleek, fams”.
What. In. The. Fuck?
@narfcake - Yup. Haha!
Sometimes I just see things that make me say “damn, I just be getting old.”
Damn, I must be getting old.
@djslack - I’m with you. I think that’s the point?
@djslack Thats bullcorn. You may be getting old, hell, we’re all getting old. That just means you can recognize stupid when you see it. I’m getting to be an expert.
@miko1 …preach it, brother*!
(* Brother in this sense is not meant to indicate an actual sex-- either real, perceived or otherwise… so “don’t bust my balls about it” OK?)
No French braided farts? What?
These kids are nothing but posers.
@f00l I was going to say “that I’ve got to see”, then I realized the unlikeliness of that being possible (seeing a fart that is…)
@chienfou
/youtube infrared fart
@RiotDemon you win
@RiotDemon But it does seem like most of these have too much ‘velocity’ to be actually going thru the multiple layers of clothing so quickly.
…Just sayin’
@chienfou weeee
@chienfou I’m not sure. I’ve seen this many times. The only one I wondered about was the coat one. I almost expected it to go under the coat, haha
@RiotDemon
You interested is excellent, even if it’s faked.
There is a great .“visible fart” scene in Bergman’s Fanny and Alexander, but no one seems to have put it onto YouTube yet. Or at least I can’t find it.
@f00l I don’t think they’re fake. I enjoy thermal image videos and they all pretty much look like this:
@RiotDemon
I said:
Which means I did not proofread the results of my attempt to swipe the keyboard.
Should have read:
“Your infrared <video> is excellent, even if it’s faked.”
It may well not be faked. How would I know, anyway?
Great vid.
@RiotDemon this one hasn’t got a heavy coat to go thru… that’s what makes me wonder. I don’t doubt you can ‘see’ them as thermal signatures. Just not sure they weren’t ‘enhanced’ in the original vid.
@f00l My son gave me a great term for this… “swypos”
@chienfou I wish I had a FLIR and a willing test subject.
My nose comes with something akin to that standard.
@nogoodwithnames
/image nose hair trimmer
@nogoodwithnames Then you need a nose hair curler.
Just when you think things can’t stupider, there’s Gen Z.
@cranky1950 Just what your parents generation thought of how you dressed, danced, wore your hair, etc.
@Cerridwyn Except for the brains ozing out our ears, most of what we did was easily undone. Ink that seems like a timeless neato idea at 18 is the hideous problem at 30.
@cranky1950
Is it just me or does it look like she glued centipedes onto her nostrils.
@rtjhnstn I thought they looked like fake eyelashes, repurposed. Definitely has a starfish /centipede / hydra thing going on.
I’ll be more impressed if someone braids, or better, cornrows their nose hair. A decent tomahawk would also work, especially in different colors. I was born at the wrong time, apparently.
Can teenagers be legally placed into biological stasis or something, and then be re-animated later?
(Now that I’m long past my time as a Whiny Majorly-Deprived-And-Put-Upon Misunderstood Unappreciated Pipsqueak Know-It-All Annoyance Professional?)
Now THAT really deserves a WTF ! (though at first glance I thought they were penciled on…)