Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen of the Meh universe,
Welcome to Vol 002 of the A-W-UWU or after just one day as it has affectionately become known as the #1 “TL;DR” post of the forums. Discourage me not! You never shall be able to do that. While one person wants to try and tell me that they already knew it was a simulation, @shahnm; to another person explaining to us the theory of life @sippinndippin with a marvelous long post himself, and @spavlis chiming in with insight about hyphens and dashes*. As a side note to that I do hope that I am using them correctly. I do appreciate each and every one of you who in turn make this place just that much more unique. However, the goal was not met! I want to get more of the community involved. Granted, what I am asking for here is a lot.
I have stumbled upon the next needlessly long and potentially infuriating topic I would like everyone to take a moment and think about. I want to know, if you are willing to share, what are the topics that absolutely piss you off? I promise I have no ulterior motives in this question other than to make everyone reach into their mind and try share what they can’t stand talking about. You might all think I am silly for what I am about to share as mine, but I promise I am not kidding at all in this regard. I pride myself in being as robotic as possible in nature and not allowing ANYTHING to really get under my skin.
I’m sure, for most of us on here, we are the go-to computer
guy/gal/non-binary person in our respective families. In this regard it also applies to phones and for me the topic I can’t stand is Apples vs Androids. I find this topic to be almost as annoying as “Which console do you prefer?”
I’m sure most of you might find this to be silly but after being asked over and over for years now nothing else is like nails on a chalkboard to me besides this. So the answer I have learned to go with in order to cope with the amount of times I have been asked is simple. Like whichever one you want, buy whichever one is prettiest, and make sure you can afford it. At this point, I think (in my totally not expert opinion) whatever phone you buy is going to be at least halfway decent.
As long as they didn’t buy it from meh.
Thank you for your time and I hope you enjoyed reading Vol 002 of the A-W-UWU, or as I affectionately call it the ah-woo-oowoo.
@reclaimercube The topic that infuriates me is diets of any kind. Not just weight loss, any kind of “set of food that a person is willing to eat” discussion. People are always down on vegans being pushy, for example, but any time you see that conversation you also inevitably see some omnivores being pushy about a vegan diet being dangerous or stupid, along with some vegans arguing that meat is carcinogenic or whatever, and inevitably nearly everyone in this conversation making aggressive statements with great certainty has no idea what they’re talking about (because basically nobody has any real idea about nutrition, it’s a black art, every year half the things go from good to bad and vice-versa and the closest thing there is to real data is guesswork based on large volumes of correlations).
The only diet anyone really knows is that you shouldn’t try to live on a diet of things purchased from meh, because candy corn is unambiguously bad.
@ravenblack You had me believing every sentence until the last and the last one reminded me of the edible arrangements my wife bought from here that was immediately stale upon purchasing. What a great response! Thanks Raven
So Awuwu I think it might be a booboo
Possibly a bobo and we are all fooled,
So I was thinking you put me in check yesterday and that was naughty. Some people say yesterday was a long time ag-ew-wu
Active duty military is the trump card to anything I can put and if I say anything it’s bad. Well I am going for a “go” strategy in response, I cannot tell Yoo-hoo what it is however.
Perhaps a newvu intention is requiredlu.
I don’t old.
Alternatively, a pile of doo-doo might be the gooew
That youew might presuew. If I brought in canoew it might be too far? To be truew?
Perhaps you have made a modified Sus scrofa domesticus?
I hate myself right now,
@sippinndippin canoew your rhymes are sublime
They are like voices and you’re like my own personal mime
my wife likes to gripe when I do this all the time
She says I can’t write raps well we both know that’s a load of crap
Military ? Try professional baby
They see us crying, I’ve done more administrative discharge boards than seen combat until this time
@Felyne Two gallons is fine. What I don’t like is the lack of a handle on the water container. I had a really good one that finally died last year that had a handle on top so you could easily carry the water back to the device. I think that one held about 1 1/2 gallons. Good times.
Nice product offering…“A” reviews on fakespot, great verifiable price (esp with membership free ship), and if you put a fan behind it, a cool product…not a speaker mind you, but still something people can use going into winter.
Oh, Meh. I’m not controlling the air that I breath with this. That doesn’t make any sense! Breath is something that I take, as in “I’m taking a deep breath right now” describing a complete cycle of inhalation and exhalation, a noun. OTOH, “to breathe” is the act of taking repetitive breaths in order to sustain life, and is mainly an autonomic function, a verb. Therefore, controlling the “air I breath” makes no sense, but controlling the “air I breathe” does make sense.
See the difference? Now I’m going to be late for work, thanks Meh. Proper English would have saved this diatribe, led me to be on time for work perhaps, and the world would be a better place. Instead, the Meh button gets clicked, and the world continues much as it was before.
@JT954 it puts water in the air by vibrating really fast which makes it feel warmer/helps keep your skin/membranes from drying out in the winter when humidity is extremely low in us northern states and made even dryer by running the heat. It’s “cool” in that it doesn’t use added heat to do it but vibration . “warm” mist humidifiers basically boil the water to get it in the air. The cool ones I guess make sense for a kids room but if your water is hard they’ll spread that dust every where.