I had a wine slushie once. That was pretty good. It was some mix with ice and I think moscato in a slushie machine at a winery. That’s the only time I’ve had wine I liked. I was with friends that like wine and at first they thought the slushie was weird. Until they tried it. Then they both got some too. But other than that I don’t wine. And making that at home seems like a lot of effort. If I’m going to put that much work in I’d rather have a frozen daiquiri or margarita.
the only time i drink wine is if i’m at a party and i don’t want to leave yet and there’s no more liquor. preferably something white and cold and absolutely not any of the gross sweet varieties under any circumstances.
I don’t know if this is considered trashy, but in sunny weather, I loooove a nice glass of Vino Verde. Which I think translates to Green wine. It’s Portuguese I think. But it’s got just a touch of fizz to it, just a little, and it’s tasty. Perfect sunny weather wine. And I have none at this moment. What the hell.