Please explain quantum entanglement.

ruouttaurmind thought this was worth mentioning said

Oh, and try to do a better job than Wikipedia or Albert Einstein.

I just tried to read a manuscript submission on the topic of quantum physics. The very first chapter does a poor job of explaining the writer’s theory on the what/how/why of quantum entanglement. I mean, if Albert Einstein’s best stab at it was “spooky action at a distance”, how is this lady going to decipher it in 47 pages of techno babble?

Ok, go…