@Lynnerizer@therealjrn@yakkoTDI Yeah, it would be nice if they had eXhartFCE Gnomes, but they are actually mutually exclusive, so maybe not. In fact, I am typing this using XFCE, so that is my camp.
@therealjrn Good thing we don’t have to post photos of ourselves here! Just guessing that may apply to a buncha us. Not that there’s anything wrong with that….
buyer beware, these act in the same way as duck decoys and WILL attract real gnomes to your property. i would hear cobbling going on in my walls for years. never again.
@omally I hope they aren’t gnomes from the bad part of town. (That was one of the novel things I liked about the Monster Hunter International series of books by Larry Correia
@goldnectar Oh, chin up! They can’t all be winners! I’m sure there’s a market for moderately discounted hippie gnomes out there! Somebody out there just loves these. Just stay one more day and see what they have tonight!
That’s the spirit! Tomorrow is a whole new day!
While I think these are great those of you who aren’t feeling your HIPPIE VIBES can always hope for another something that’s fun and exciting, bring on the battery chargers and power cords, I guess!
@lljk Unless I’m wrong, there are new models this time. I haven’t paid super close attention, but that “gunslinger” looks low key racist. Feels like I’d have remembered him.
I love these. I’ve bought 4 of them in past meh sales and on side deal…I gave one to our (legal) pot store, they loved it. Two to my neighbor (one fell and broke) and one for me. I have the gnome with the pot leaf behind him, and the two gnomes on the couch. Worth 20 bucks (plus the ungodly shipping fee).
Specs
Product: Pick-Your-2-Pack: Exhart Gnomes
Model:
Condition: New
Exhart Cowboy Gnome
Exhart Solar Cowboy Gnome w Guitar
Exhart Gunslinger Gnome Two Beer Holder
Exhart Solar Naked Gnome with Welcome Leaf
Exhart Pants Down Gnome
Exhart Angel Gnome Standing with Cross
Exhart Angel Gnome Standing with Birds
Exhart Colorful Resin Garden Gnome
Exhart Solar Gnome with Firefly Hat
Exhart Bud Buddies
Exhart Lounging Leaf
Exhart Ganja Throne
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
Was $50-$90 (for 2) at Amazon
Cowboy | Pants Down | Gunslinger | Guitar Cowboy | Cross | Angel | Leaf Hat | Blue Hat | Naked Leaf | Lounging Leaf | Bud Buddies | Ganja Throne
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Feb 2 - Wednesday, Feb 4
I prefer KDE or XFCE.
@yakkoTDI
/showme pretty darn geeky
@yakkoTDI
Since I don’t speak NERD there I was trying to figure out which ones you liked. Lol
@Lynnerizer @yakkoTDI lol, Gnome, KDE, and XFCE are interfaces for the linux operating system.
@Lynnerizer @therealjrn @yakkoTDI Yeah, it would be nice if they had eXhartFCE Gnomes, but they are actually mutually exclusive, so maybe not. In fact, I am typing this using XFCE, so that is my camp.
@therealjrn @yakkoTDI
Do you think I’m fluid enough now in nerd speech that I can add speaking nerd to my resume? Lol 
Yes, today I learned nerd!
@Lynnerizer @yakkoTDI
NERD!!!
@therealjrn @yakkoTDI
Looka likah a buncha damn hippies
@therealjrn Good thing we don’t have to post photos of ourselves here! Just guessing that may apply to a buncha us. Not that there’s anything wrong with that….
Is “hipster” still a word or is that so 2020?
@pmarin @therealjrn Hipster, as a word, is evergreen. The definition, on the other hand…
GNOMES WITH GUNS?!
@TheFLP
/image Kristi Noem with gun
@pmarin
buyer beware, these act in the same way as duck decoys and WILL attract real gnomes to your property. i would hear cobbling going on in my walls for years. never again.
@omally I hope they aren’t gnomes from the bad part of town. (That was one of the novel things I liked about the Monster Hunter International series of books by Larry Correia
@omally @Wireball_ And now I have an image of a gnome leather fetish bar to deal with. Ewww.
That’s a gnome from me, dawg.
Ffs meh. I think I may be done. I think I was gonna say something more clever. But honestly, I think I’m just done.
@goldnectar Oh, chin up! They can’t all be winners! I’m sure there’s a market for moderately discounted hippie gnomes out there! Somebody out there just loves these. Just stay one more day and see what they have tonight!
@goldnectar @therealjrn
That’s the spirit!
Tomorrow is a whole new day! 
While I think these are great those of you who aren’t feeling your HIPPIE VIBES can always hope for another something that’s fun and exciting, bring on the battery chargers and power cords, I guess!
@goldnectar Bye, we didn’t ask for an announcement of your leaving
You starred your own post @davidfast?
Ew.
@davidfast @therealjrn
just for that you’re not in the gang anymore!
@goldnectar @therealjrn
That’s the spirit!
Considering how long these have been showing up in meh-rathons, I’m honestly surprised there’s still this many in the warehouse.
@lljk Unless I’m wrong, there are new models this time. I haven’t paid super close attention, but that “gunslinger” looks low key racist. Feels like I’d have remembered him.
/image low-key racist
@lljk @stinks That “gunslinger” one… ooof.
@lljk @stinks Lots of new ones! Previously they only had the 4 stoner ones.
@lljk @stinks His name is TOBY
They don’t have LiFePO4. Hard pass.
I am not even an amateur entomologist, but I’m sure that ladybugs are not fireflies.
@macphoenix they’re both beetles, that has to count for something.
@macphoenix @omally
/image VW beetle painted like a ladybug
Yup, guess you’re right.
@macphoenix @omally @pmarin The Beetle Beetle!!
No Gnoam Chomsky? Meh.
@werehatrack he’s over on the other discussion page!
I love these. I’ve bought 4 of them in past meh sales and on side deal…I gave one to our (legal) pot store, they loved it. Two to my neighbor (one fell and broke) and one for me. I have the gnome with the pot leaf behind him, and the two gnomes on the couch. Worth 20 bucks (plus the ungodly shipping fee).
@widijaz I bought two for a pothead friend and he loved them. He regifted one to another friend of ours who put it in his "greenhouse."
I need to find pictures…
I am JUST Irish enough to know that you don’t mess with the Little People.