Photoshop Contest *Winners Announced*
16We want to see your mad photoshop skillz.
Show us Irk, Glen, or Hyram in a movie scene of your choice! Shrek.
We don’t care what movie you choose (Shrek), as long as it is SFW. (Shrek.)
Somebody once told me that our favorite contributions will win prizes!
I’ve taken the liberty of getting Spielberg out of our systems! Go forth and give Irk, Glen, and Hyram the hollywood experience they deserve.
WE HAVE OUR WINNERS
It was so close guys.
1st Place - @Medz with that chestbursting Glen gif. That is amazing and we’re already using it on the CS team.
2nd Place - @Lichme with multiple amazing scenes. Have you thought about this before?
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/image Irk and Glenn in a scene of my choice

Sorry to be such a jerk today.
Trapped in a no a/c mechanics office …
Waiting …
@f00l
I was able to find this picture of Glenn Close. I hope it helps.
@f00l you have my sympathies. And my icy stare, in case it lowers the temperature in your office.
@capguncowboy
That’s good.
@capguncowboy nice!!
@capguncowboy I’m sure you just got this from the bloopers reel.
@PocketBrain I was hoping to find a scene where they were studying the pinatas, but I had a hard time finding a picture with all three of them in it
@Moose Why are you like this?
@Moose @nommynoms this is the best
@jfreak623 Austria!
@jfreak623 holy shit
@jfreak623 @Moose
Does Irk have any Grey Poupon?
/giphy grey poupon

Shrek you say?
@DrunkCat There’s so much going on and I love it so much
@nommynoms Ok to submit later this evening?
@ACraigL Do you have one already made? Were you born ready for this moment?
@nommynoms No 'shopping at work! I’ll create when i get home. Let the anticipation and eventual disappointment begin!
@thardesty Mood
A skills based contest. Well, I’m out. I have no skills.
@medz I’m so happy
Not a very well done piece but I think the sentiment comes through, lol.
@tnhillbillygal BEAUTIFUL
@brainmist awwww yisssss
So I felt there’s a level of tragic romance to Irk and Glen that hasn’t been hit yet…
@brainmist I ship it.
@brainmist … I’ll see if I can talk @halfling into some fanart later
@brainmist @nommynoms oh… oh gosh… what did I stumble into…
OH NO!!!
@brainmist #ded
@medz yesss
@medz !!!
This is a little bit extra but I love it
@medz Impressive!
Any chance you can put Irk in this one?

@medz That’s not the Glen origin story I expected, but I love it.
@mfladd Not really…no patience for all that.

@medz That’s still great. Thanks!
It makes him look like he is going down the road at 80mph.
@ThomasF at first glance I thought she had a soul patch…
i’m pretty sure @medz has already won this, but here’s my shot in the dark.
@carl669 Don’t count my chickens before they hatch. Also… stay away from my chickens! Good luck!
@medz mmm… fried chickens.
@carl669 @medz …over easy… (they’re early chickens)
@nommynoms done!
@ACraigL that’s amazing
Questioning his life choices…
@debraae PUT GLEN’S HEAD ON ONE OF THE KIDS. The drama
@nommynoms Okay, Shrek 2
Far from pro photo shop. But I had to do something.
@savvysapphire Irk Lightyear is exactly the hero we deserve
@Nate311 Where are you? You need to get in on this!

@mfladd I hate to be missing out. My kids are learning a hard lesson about thoroughly washing their hands before they eat lunch at Nature Camp.
I did notice some meh-tacular cameos in Shrek 2 though:
@mfladd @Nate311 It’s like Christmas.
Friggin Hyram is killing me
@mfladd @Nate311 I just now saw the baby arm. Nice touch.
@cinoclav I luv this, because I want this to happen to Glen.

@cinoclav @mfladd
(> . >
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me too
@cinoclav @nommynoms Yeeeees, we have some staff support!
@mfladd @nommynoms Aww, poor Glen. Btw, that’s his sister Gwen next to him.
@metaphore Someone had to go here.
@nommynoms Is this not not secretly exactly what you were hoping for?
Better late than never
Not really a movie edit, but I kept waiting for someone to do it (and no one did)
@capguncowboy I don’t get it…
Sweet Dreams
Congrats to the winners… well deserved.
My ego is only slightly bruised I didn’t win a photoshop contest on Meh. My streak is broken.
@ACraigL Well, keep practicing. Maybe someday you’ll learn how to design something.
@ACraigL That IS surprising since it’s almost always the same winners every time there’s a photoshop contest. Primarily because only a few people here have real skills with it. The rest of us are winging what we can. I did mine playing with Paint 3D which obviously is way more limited in its functionality. Which is fine, because I have very little clue how to use Photoshop and it wouldn’t have made any difference. What I’d like to learn is how to truly put an image into and behind the scene. How do you get existing elements to overlay what you’re inserting?
@cinoclav download GIMP - open source photoshop alternative. tons of free tutorials out there for it as well. i used to it create this pic of a chicken in discarded underwear found on a hiking trail. why i created the picture is another story.
@carl669 I’m familiar with Gimp, I’m just not good with it. Same for the online Pixlr. Hoping to learn the basic steps without having to teach myself everything there is to know about Photoshop/Gimp/etc.
@carl669 @cinoclav I also mostly use GIMP. I find I learn some new capability or technique each time I use it. I’m probably sill not using it “correctly” or in the most efficient way.
@medz Did you use Gimp for the gif?
@cinoclav For still images, I use photoshop. The most important thing for putting things in the background is layers. Source image on the bottom, new faces/items on the top. Then you use eraser (or a mask, which is more complicated) to remove what you don’t want from your new face. Gotta make sure you are working with the correct layer though. Zooming in really helps make sure you can get really close when erasing. Blur tool helps blend edges so they are more natural/less jagged. Then for finishing, I use clone stamp tool to copy some of the background around items that stick out on the original, past the content of the new item (like an original characters ears, popping out of the new persons head).
@cinoclav yes. The process seems more tedious than it needs to be. Each frame is a layer and I had to manually move/adjust Glen to the spot he needed to be in for each frame. Lucky for me, the original gif didn’t have many frames and about half of them didn’t even feature Glen. I’m sure there are better ways and definitely better tools for animation.
@medz @lichme Thanks guys! I’ll have to break down and really start teaching myself. I used to know how to use PS a bit but it’s been so long that I’ve completely forgotten the steps.
Just occurred to me, is this the only contest that every entrant didn’t win? (And congrats to those that did!)
@cinoclav Also the only one with physical prizes and not coupon codes?
@cinoclav @medz So far, there are still a couple that haven’t been announced.
Congrats to the winners!
Woohoo! Photoshop contests are probably my favorite thing that gets done here! This was a fun one, even if I didn’t have time to make any gifs.
@nommynoms I appreciate all the hoops you undoubtedly have to go through to get these amazing, high-value prizes out the door for @lichme and I. Is it still stuck on the desk of the legal team or is it now awaiting approval from the finance folks?
@nommynoms There’s no hurry to send out their prizes. They win all of the time and are used to waiting by their mailboxes.
@medz @Barney @nommynoms I need my prize before I get deported
@Barney
shhhhut uuuuup
@lichme
Isn’t that the same excuse that you used last time?
@nommynoms Seriously, they win all of the contests of this kind. At least make them sweat a little, eh?
@Barney I’m the one who gets the excuses, not gives the excuses in this situation.
@Barney @lichme @medz Look. I’m just garbage at this. Check your emails
If you don’t receive an email today it’ll probably be tomorrow.
@Barney @medz @nommynoms
Pardon my language, but fuck yeah!
/giphy real-hostile-clam

I’m totally not telling anybody what that order number is for either.
@carl669
@nommynoms

@medz Suck up.
@Barney @medz It’s working
@nommynoms I suppose you also take bribes?
@Barney Yes, in the form of awesome photoshop submissions. Do you happen to have any of those?
LEGOS! EGGOS! STRATEGO! AWESOME!
@lichme Nope, I’m pretty worthless.
@Barney
In regards to the worthless part, not the submission part.
@lichme You are a true gentleman.