And I’ll explain, (though this step is optional): Mom was having a hard time figuring out how to get Fitbit credit for her swimming, so I sent her that video yesterday.
I went to a wedding decades ago in Wilmington, DE. That’s when I got to visit Longwood Gardens.
It was s great wedding, but even if the wedding had been awful, and the engaged parties had screamed at each other and then walked out, the trip would have been worth it for the Gardens.
@f00l I’ve been to a wedding at the DuPont Country Club in Delaware. Probably the classiest wedding with the best meal I’ve ever had the pleasure of getting overdressed for.
Longwood is truly beautiful, I’m fortunate to have been able to go as often as we did. If you ever get the chance, visit for their Christmas display.
Just sent a game invitation to my play group for Saturday night: Warm up those dice and dust off your meeples, International Tabletop Day 2017 is set for April 29th. So clear your calendars now for one of the most exciting days in tabletop gaming. Head over to the Tabletop Day site to find a store or community event near you, read up on how to make the most of the big day, and catch up on exciting news about International Tabletop Day!
@f00l I’m acutally glad I posted it here- I was mad that it wasn’t working, then I noticed I all the ‘words’ were the same length so it was easy to find the letter I missed.
Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year’s costume? I don’t want to be rescued. Professor, make a woman out of me. You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN!
Bender, being God isn’t easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket. Bender, I didn’t know you liked cooking. That’s so cute.
Yes! In your face, Gandhi!
Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You don’t know how to do any of those. In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells.
OK, if everyone’s finished being stupid.
OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.
Why did you bring us here?
No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires!
It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? Why yes! Thanks for noticing.
For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist!
Oh, I think we should just stay friends.
Anyone who laughs is a communist!
But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. Stop it, stop it. It’s fine. I will ‘destroy’ you! Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful! Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault!
I can explain. It’s very valuable. Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. There, now he’s trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I’m going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now ‘I’’ have to pay '‘them’!
I’m Santa Claus! Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You’d think it would be something you’d have to freebase.
Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault! We’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go home. We’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go home.
Well, thanks to the Internet, I’m now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Your best is an idiot! Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love!
I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! I don’t want to be rescued. Well, then good news! It’s a suppository. It’s a T. It goes “tuh”.
Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!
Hey, what kinda party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker. In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms. Daylight and everything. Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life.
Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused. Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.
Pansy. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera. You know, I was God once. For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your ‘first’ wife was the one who liked lilacs! Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say.
Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved. One hundred dollars. In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells.
@PlacidPenguin no, it’s ok. There’s an asterisk on either side of it, so it’s secure. They don’t show up because the forum software thinks they mean italics.
@looseneck Wow! I live in Readington - hence my user name, and that is actually the Flemington zip. Who knew there were mehers so nearby. We should have a Meht-up!
@readnj That would be fun - I didn’t know there was anyone around here. I carry my Fuku bag every time I go to craft fairs and whatnot but nobody gives me the octopus hand
My last 5 year goal is to maybe, MAYBE, be a foster parent Texting a friend about officially being a grown-up (turning 30). I’m not sure why I copied it.
Review for Tripadvisor. Was having issues with app so copied, closed and reopened to paste.
Went to Miraflores Lock and found the Locks quite interesting. Go early if you want to watch ships go through the locks. Miraflores is located on the Pacific Ocean side 5 minutes from the Panama Canal Holiday Inn, and a $40 taxi ride from the airport (PTY). On the fourth floor, you can watch as the lock is filled with water and the boat rises. The have an English video on the history as well as a gift shop, restaurant, wine room, and 2 snack bars. The entrance fee for foreign visitors is $15. This ticket is good for all day, and re-admittance on same day if you leave and come back. They are open from 8 AM to 5 PM.
[4/27/2017 8:18 AM] Friend:
help me
[4/27/2017 8:18 AM] ME:
how?
[4/27/2017 8:19 AM] Friend:
by keeping the idiots away
[4/27/2017 8:19 AM] ME:
oh… good luck with that!
[4/27/2017 8:21 AM] Friend:
(rofl)
[4/27/2017 8:22 AM] ME:
I got (coffee)
[4/27/2017 8:22 AM] Friend:
please share
[4/27/2017 8:22 AM] ME:
my son just brought it to me!
[4/27/2017 8:23 AM] Friend:
does he bring b’fast also
[4/27/2017 8:25 AM] ME:
he made toaster waffles
not interested
[4/27/2017 8:26 AM] Friend:
you’ll have to show him bacon
[4/27/2017 8:27 AM] ME:
hmmm there might be bacon already cooked… good idea… I have french toast made too
from homemade cinnamon bread
[4/27/2017 8:28 AM] Friend:
yummy:P
[4/27/2017 8:29 AM] ME:
he just locked me in again
smh
[4/27/2017 8:31 AM] Friend:
how do u get locked in? isn’t the lock on the inside also
[4/27/2017 8:32 AM] ME:
the lock is electronic… he hits the button on the outside and it turns the deadbolt inside
he makes me laugh everytime he does it
why?? I am a big person!
[4/27/2017 8:33 AM] Friend:
maybe thats why he does it
but ur his mom
[4/27/2017 8:33 AM] ME:
I think it is his checklist… it is the last step before he leaves
so I don’t bug him, because I want him to do it when I am not home
[4/27/2017 8:36 AM] Friend:
yeah I wouldn’t want to be on ur bad side either
[4/27/2017 8:37 AM] ME:
ha… going to kill the other one now… she just texted… I need a ping pong ball or I literally fail the science project
gggggggggrrrrr…
[4/27/2017 8:38 AM] Friend:
& how many do u have on hand?
[4/27/2017 8:38 AM] ME:
none that I know of… think I gave them all away with cub scout stuff
rotten stinking kid
[4/27/2017 8:39 AM] Friend:
say hello to the people @ wallmart
[4/27/2017 8:40 AM] ME:
dollar store
[4/27/2017 8:42 AM] Friend:
(cash)
[4/27/2017 8:43 AM] ME:
yup and she needs two… think I could rustle up 1… but now she is making it so I HAVE to go to the store… rat fink
[4/27/2017 8:43 AM] Friend:
& b4 10 am please
[4/27/2017 8:45 AM] ME:
yup
does it get better??? plllllease tell me it does?
[4/27/2017 8:45 AM] Friend:
i wouldn’t want to lie to ya
[4/27/2017 8:46 AM] ME:
drats
[4/27/2017 8:47 AM] Friend:
& the wants/needs get more expensive
[4/27/2017 8:50 AM] ME:
grrrr
[4/27/2017 8:51 AM] Friend:
that’s ur 2nd grrr today
[4/27/2017 9:03 AM] ME:
ha
I told her not to suck up
[4/27/2017 11:37 AM] ME:
can I sell the kid???
[4/27/2017 11:37 AM] Friend:
@ the dollar store?
trade for ping pong balls
[4/27/2017 11:38 AM] ME:
bought ping pong balls… at $ store
drop them off BEFORE my meeting… so I make SURE they get to her
[4/27/2017 11:38 AM] Friend:
now needs paddles?
[4/27/2017 11:39 AM] ME:
get an email… are you coming??
iterate, already been there…
oh… but we need a hair dryer
[4/27/2017 11:40 AM] ME:
so I say… be there in 10 minutes
she sends 7 emails… nevermind… while I was driving there!
who’s project is this anyways???
[4/27/2017 11:41 AM] Friend:
& she said we, where are the other parents
[4/27/2017 11:41 AM] ME:
no idea
probably working stiffs who would tell their kids no way in hell
I should be one of those
but I have sucker written on my forehead!
ME: <Shared email string above!>
Friend: sucker!!!
ME:
yup
did you see the MOTHER?
reallly???
Friend: u raised her
ME: no… today is her father’s day!
ME: now the school nurse is calling… kill me now!
Friend: she didn’t swallow a ping ball ball?
@f00l ahhh thank you…my friend has a 16 year old son. Whenever my son outgrows my knowledge on boys, I ping my friend. He is a scout leader and he volunteers for his son’s crew team…so he deals with the same upheaval. He gives good advice on what to worry about and what to ignore.
It is a strange friendship that probably only works because he is in upper state NY and doesn’t see me on a daily basis. We chat frequently, though…
I’ll be going to Jessica’s doc appointment tomorrow. I should be available online from 7-7:45 before we head out. If you need something just send me a note. This doc appointment will be a bit longer so I might not be in for scrum. My update is Friday was spent getting everything ready for Jon and sending out our communications. Today I’ll be working with Andy in the afternoon for some QA SQL training he wants to conduct.
@mikibell Thanks! That baby should pop out any day now. We might make it through the weekend, but I’d be surprised if we made it too far into May. The due date is May 8th, but I’m going to guess he’s going to be a May Day Baby.
And depends, do you have to start writing TSQLT.org scripts for all the stored procedures?
I just wanna tell you that you suck. I will never forgive you for what you did to me, you piece of crap. ASSHOLE! Do not you dare to talk to me again. Believe me, you don’t wanna see my other side, ask your goddamn sister, she has seen it.
Stop stalking me and my friend or I will report you. You piece of shit, cock-sucker douche. I do not know why you are doing this! You slept together once, only once. It does not mean anything. Have not you heard of hook up?
@lisaviolet@PlacidPenguin — so both of yours were addressed to ‘Scumbag’; mine actually used the username chunk of my email. This is a totally new sort of spam to me, and I’m not sure I understand it. Are they looking for people to respond with an apology and then do some kind of phishing scheme? I looked at the raw message, no links, no tracking images.
The GH itself interfaces with the other devices. It is the link between Assistant and SmartThings/Hue/LIFX, etc. If you take out the GH Assistant is basically just Google Now with a new look.
That’s a reprint. The original was published in 1900 and is quite expensive, but Dover books publishes a nice PPB edition, and it’s available as an ebook. I read somewhere that the Smithsonian or Library of Congress makes the contents available as a free download, as the book is considered to be important to the historical record, but I haven’t gone looking for the gov’t link.
I may or may not have bought some rubber ducks for myself using the Amazon account, but I’ll eventually refill the gift card balance. Hope you don’t mind.
Context = Sent the same message several different ways to somebody, though I guess I could have skipped the clipboard by highlighting the text and pressing share.
The Anaheim Ducks are a professional ice hockey team based in Anaheim, California. They are members of the Pacific Division of the Western Conference of the National Hockey League (NHL). Since their inception, the Ducks have played their home games at the Honda Center.
The club was founded in 1993 by The Walt Disney Company as the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim, a name based on the 1992 film The Mighty Ducks. Disney sold the franchise in 2005 to Henry and Susan Samueli, who along with General Manager Brian Burke, changed the name of the team to the Anaheim Ducks before the 2006–07 season. The Ducks have made the playoffs 13 times and won six Pacific Division titles (2006–07, 2012–13, 2013–14, 2014–15, 2015–16, and 2016–17), two Western Conference championships (2002–03 and 2006–07) and one Stanley Cup (2006–07).
Please make these doors in the style Thermafoil FC716. Ray from CS said you could do this for the same price as the “soft square” AP758. Thanks!
Reason: adding a single cabinet for above the fridge and need to match this crazy specific Thermafoil door design. Cabinet Doors Depot are the only folks we found that we helpful and answered our actual question when we asked. Was on my clipboard because I tend to do that with info I think I’ll forget/lose in the next 5 minutes.
maybe i should put my VMP membership for sale on meh. Or i can create an auction war for the nostalgic time of more confusion and uncertainty. I truly was really hoping I could make something of my self with my magical VMP status. But alas; I am stuck with my
breathalyzer which will assist in the time limit while I practice the lost art of Jamie Oliver knife throwing. while on my 6 connected x-mini max stereo speakers listening to meh vlogs. I will definitely start to enjoy myself while i feel the force inside of me. My Thrice order of 2-for-Tuesday: life gear auto emergency tool led flashlights
(once I open them from the box. And thank my lucky stars I will be able to power all of this with my 3 Duracell 8800mah power bank kits.This will last for years. not only will i have my speakers but also my Yurbuds sport earbuds and i can share with others in my delight by
offering up a few BEM wrist speakers so others can join in my revelry of disappointment. Now part of regiment is going to involve eating so thank Thor that i have 2 blender bottles for my protein shakes which will me to gain mass and i continually doubt any drive or ambition I
once had, now that I an not part of any club, but just handing money over every month to some dude named Ron in a warehouse. Now for the creme de la creme. i will look like Matthew mcconaughey in my unstiched 3 pack socks. Top that off with viola life leopard fan usb
power bank i can feel the breeze brush along my beard and bald head to make me feel like a man. With all of this exercise my Barska fitness watch and heart rate monitor will keep me on track to burn my daily calories. and THEN it will be time to bring out the big guns. My mad
hungry 4 piece blade set with sharpener this love train will go on for weeks at a time. And for all my nighttime activities i am prepared because I wll be strapped with 4ID personal safetty lights. and when its time to break the seal thank Odin for providing me with access to
illumibowl led toilet lights. With the rortating light i may just bring the party inside. Tied in with a 3plus swipe c smart watch to track my speed and agility (if i can get it to work with my phone) Luckily for any unseen circumstances lets not forget my ability to create a tight situation with my readymax pliers with led light. SO i
can tighten it down on the fly at midnight with no questions asked. And for the simplicity of my undertaking of trying to grasp the reality that i even get booted out of clubs that i paid for i will have my phonto remote to control a plethora of devices with my possibly compatible smart device. Once i take my first nap on my ienjoy down king size pillows (best purchase thus far) i will fly into
dreamland where I can pretend i am accepted by others and i don’t have to pay to have friends. But when i wake up and put on 30 pairs of sunglasses 9 of which arrived broken. I will also outfit myself in 12 pairs of womens socks and as my wife watches in disgust I can read
through 25 random comic books and some cards.But in the end i will bust out my 2-pack skil secure grip self-tightening box wrench set and again i will be able to illuminate my world with my 12 westek led puck
accent lights. but none of this would be possible if it wasn’t for my swann security motion sensing alert so i know when the police are arriving which will give me a head start, probably around the time of the next purge. So in closing thank you meh, not for only rejecting me
but making me pay you to reject me. I love you and I want to have your meh baby. I will name him Banal ( look it up, you know you want to) And we will do great things together Banal and I. we will paint all our walls white, we will follow in the footsteps of greatness and try to pay for the love of others, in hopes of constant rejection so i can
tech little Banal what life is really like. Stay Dapper & Stay Villainous
Left machine for a while, came back to machine, in the meantime had lost track of being in the clipboard thread, and the thread title only showed in the url, not the portion of the webpage I saw. Was only seeing the post right in front of me. So reacted.
Which is what I’m usually seeing. The post right in front of me: that I will have a reaction to by banging my head against said post repeatedly.
That youtube is a performance from (approximately) 1964 or so. Mick Jagger is a baby (and not the spooky old man he’s become). Here’s a bit of insanity:
Yep. That snapshot is from today (I was hoping the page would update to reality). Far as I know, it’ll be delivered on June 6. I’m real sure they’re not going to make that early delivery date.
I’m pretty sure that performance is from Rock and Roll Circus, 1968. Brian Jones would only live for about 7 or 8 more months.
It was kinda just before the Stones parted from Jones (so they could tour; legally, he couldn’t) and way less than a year before Atlamont.
That concert was filmed in a tiny stage venue and organized by the Stones. Lennon and Ono, Marianne Faithfull, The Who, Clapton, Jethro Tull, and a buncha other big names performed? I’ve never seen the whole thing.
The concert was never released until much later. Rumor says that either the Stones didn’t like their own performance, or that The Who blew everyone else off the stage and The Stones didn’t like that.
Mick has gotten pretty badly disturbing looking. I think it’s that he’s a very seriously insane chain smoker, as are said to be Keith and Woods. Who also look it. Charlie Watts is supposedly the one with the sane lifestyle, and he looks like that.
Mick and Co may be mostly really ugly old farts now, but they can still deliver the goods. I last saw them in El Paso a decade ago? Yeah, real deal rock and roll, and walking skeletons, and semi-parodies of themselves.
I don’t like going to huge concerts much anymore. Too many people etc. but hey, if someone hands me 5th row center seats to the Stones … I guess I’ll get off my ass and go.
Patti Hansen, Keith Richard’s spouse, knew the people sitting next to me and came out and chatted, so I got to say hi and shake her hand. Let’s just say that she has made a very different choice of lifestyle.
She’s had cancer, but yeah, she does look like that. I think she’s in full remission? Hope so.
And she’s probably the reason that Keith is still alive and semi-conscious.
Incidentally, here are the Stones, recently, not sucking (IMHO):
Glastonbury 2013
Some people win out at the life craps table, I guess.
@f00l There is no amount of money small enough that I’d waste it on someone that, while still a great performer, is just not going to be in my house. Ever. That shipment weighs 1.1 pounds; Mick might be skinny, but let’s be serious.
It’s Lancome. They sent me a coupon for 20% off, and I felt as though I ought to encourage them to do that again.
I’m with you, I think? Mick prob weighs 1.1oz to ship or something, but I have the feeling he’s high maintenance in person.
Think I prefer the Lancôme.
I like that Time Lord shipping thing they’re trying to do. I gather they haven’t perfected it?
@f00l no…my manager is from Belgium and he lives in the UK, so every morning I start my day by saying “Good afternoon, Marc”… I wanted to change it up, but not misspell it!
@Thumperchick thank you!! I was being vain last night and wearing contacts that don’t correct my reading vision… I missed lots of typos and misspellings, but that one just hurt
The bearing surface should, where possible, be placed against undisturbed soil. Where it is not possible to place the bearing surface against undisturbed soil, the fill between the bearing surface and undisturbed soil must be compacted to at least 90 percent standard proctor density. Block height (h) should be equal to or less than one-half the total depth to the bottom of the block (ht) but not less than the pipe diameter (d). Block height (h) should be chosen such that the calculated block width (b) varies between one and two times the height.
@f00l I was trying to find a good picture of what they look like in real life versus the technical code (my job). /image wasn’t finding it, and I sure as hell wasn’t going to try /giphy!
FWIW, the resulting size for the project I was working on earlier has a face of 7’-11" by 4’-0", and would take 108 cubic feet of concrete.
@f00l It’s for a water supply main that peaks at 225 psi because it’s only a block away from the municipal’s pumping station. It’ll be 8 tons of concrete to hold the fittings in place – because this is bad.
/image underground water main blowout
@narfcake
Ok that sounds interesting. If you can do so without giving away too much info, tell us more about what you do and what sorts of things you know.
Just pasted in another thread.
Um… Yeah…
@PlacidPenguin o.O
@UncleVinny
There’s a logical explanation for this.
@PlacidPenguin
Is there an aesthetic one? : )
Longwood Gardens, PA.
@f00l I love that place! Cats & flowers.
@f00l Ooh, I grew up 15 minutes down the road from Longwood Gardens. What had you searching for it?
@cinoclav
@luvche21’s landscaping and garden project thread. I thought that might be the look they were after.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/im-planning-my-landscaping-from-scratch-just-dirt--weeds-now---any-recommendations#5901737587295c0b541e5ff2
I went to a wedding decades ago in Wilmington, DE. That’s when I got to visit Longwood Gardens.
It was s great wedding, but even if the wedding had been awful, and the engaged parties had screamed at each other and then walked out, the trip would have been worth it for the Gardens.
@f00l I remember this photo in my thread! If only I could do something like this
I guess I’ll have to make my yard better, but in a different way
@f00l I’ve been to a wedding at the DuPont Country Club in Delaware. Probably the classiest wedding with the best meal I’ve ever had the pleasure of getting overdressed for.
Longwood is truly beautiful, I’m fortunate to have been able to go as often as we did. If you ever get the chance, visit for their Christmas display.
@luvche21
I think it helps a lot if you have serious DuPont money handy before you start the design phase.
Just sent a game invitation to my play group for Saturday night: Warm up those dice and dust off your meeples, International Tabletop Day 2017 is set for April 29th. So clear your calendars now for one of the most exciting days in tabletop gaming. Head over to the Tabletop Day site to find a store or community event near you, read up on how to make the most of the big day, and catch up on exciting news about International Tabletop Day!
A top-secret space-ship landed on mars yesterday.
Scientists discovered aliens in Jupiter today.
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reason:
I don’t want to talk about it.
@Pantheist
Heavy, man.
@f00l I’m acutally glad I posted it here- I was mad that it wasn’t working, then I noticed I all the ‘words’ were the same length so it was easy to find the letter I missed.
Fry, we have a crate to deliver.
Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year’s costume? I don’t want to be rescued. Professor, make a woman out of me. You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN!
Bender, being God isn’t easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket. Bender, I didn’t know you liked cooking. That’s so cute.
Yes! In your face, Gandhi!
Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You don’t know how to do any of those. In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells.
OK, if everyone’s finished being stupid.
OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.
Why did you bring us here?
No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires!
It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? Why yes! Thanks for noticing.
For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist!
Oh, I think we should just stay friends.
Anyone who laughs is a communist!
But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. Stop it, stop it. It’s fine. I will ‘destroy’ you! Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful! Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault!
I can explain. It’s very valuable. Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. There, now he’s trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I’m going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now ‘I’’ have to pay '‘them’!
I’m Santa Claus! Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You’d think it would be something you’d have to freebase.
Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault! We’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go home. We’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go home.
Well, thanks to the Internet, I’m now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Your best is an idiot! Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love!
I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! I don’t want to be rescued. Well, then good news! It’s a suppository. It’s a T. It goes “tuh”.
Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!
Hey, what kinda party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker. In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms. Daylight and everything. Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life.
Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused. Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.
Pansy. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera. You know, I was God once. For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your ‘first’ wife was the one who liked lilacs! Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say.
Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved. One hundred dollars. In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells.
credit to
http://fillerama.io/
redacted (It was a password I copied from 1Password.)
@SSteve
I don’t believe using the word ‘redacted’ as a password is necessarily advisable.
@PlacidPenguin no, it’s ok. There’s an asterisk on either side of it, so it’s secure. They don’t show up because the forum software thinks they mean italics.
1 Lilac Dr Readington Twp, NJ 08822
Looks like a house I was going to look at but is already under contract.
@looseneck Guess you’re near my sister, she lives in Flemington.
@cinoclav Yes! I’m about 20 minutes away. Does she Meh?
@looseneck Nope. She’s just plain mediocre.
@looseneck Wow! I live in Readington - hence my user name, and that is actually the Flemington zip. Who knew there were mehers so nearby. We should have a Meht-up!
@readnj That would be fun - I didn’t know there was anyone around here. I carry my Fuku bag every time I go to craft fairs and whatnot but nobody gives me the octopus hand
@looseneck There is no way to PM on this thing is there?
@readnj unfortunately not. A lot of people will share their emails or usernames on woot because they have a pm system.
@readnj looseneckmeh at the gmail
My last 5 year goal is to maybe, MAYBE, be a foster parent
Texting a friend about officially being a grown-up (turning 30). I’m not sure why I copied it.
Review for Tripadvisor. Was having issues with app so copied, closed and reopened to paste.
Went to Miraflores Lock and found the Locks quite interesting. Go early if you want to watch ships go through the locks. Miraflores is located on the Pacific Ocean side 5 minutes from the Panama Canal Holiday Inn, and a $40 taxi ride from the airport (PTY). On the fourth floor, you can watch as the lock is filled with water and the boat rises. The have an English video on the history as well as a gift shop, restaurant, wine room, and 2 snack bars. The entrance fee for foreign visitors is $15. This ticket is good for all day, and re-admittance on same day if you leave and come back. They are open from 8 AM to 5 PM.
@PyxienTX
Nice.
I was determining exactly which lymph node was showing up in a study I was doing for a sentinel node biopsy.
In case anyone was wondering what this looks like…
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003BVK27Q?tag=slickdeals&ascsubtag=abaa477c2aa011e7b7cf4656717607d10INT
A cool lego table that I almost bought for my kiddo
Ss = 2.263 g
Sms = 2.263 g
Sds = 1.509 g
Seismic coefficient (interpolated) is 1.06
Selling you to the gypsies! Delivered…
Mom
From: daughter <>
Sent: Thursday, April 27, 2017 11:19:59 AM
THANK U I LOVE U
On Thu, Apr 27, 2017 at 11:16 AM, daughter <> wrote:
mommmmmmmmm
On Thu, Apr 27, 2017 at 11:15 AM, daughter <> wrote:
MOTHER
On Thu, Apr 27, 2017 at 11:15 AM, daughter <> wrote:
DONT COME
On Thu, Apr 27, 2017 at 11:15 AM, daughter <> wrote:
WE FIGURED IT OUT I LOVE U
On Thu, Apr 27, 2017 at 11:15 AM, daughter <> wrote:
IM SORRY
On Thu, Apr 27, 2017 at 11:15 AM, daughter <> wrote:
wait nvm
On Thu, Apr 27, 2017 at 11:14 AM, Me <> wrote:
I will be there in 10 minutes
From: daughter
Sent: Thursday, April 27, 2017 11:13 AM
you don’t need to If not its perfectly fine
On Thu, Apr 27, 2017 at 11:12 AM, daughter <> wrote:
HAHAHAHAHYA
On Thu, Apr 27, 2017 at 11:11 AM, ME <> wrote:
Do you see the steam coming out of my ears?
From: daughter <> Thursday, April 27, 2017 11:11 AM
A BLOWDRYER
On Thu, Apr 27, 2017 at 11:10 AM, daughter <> wrote:
u can ask someone else but I need it
On Thu, Apr 27, 2017 at 11:09 AM, daughter <> wrote:
CAN I ASK U FOR ONE MORE THING
On Thu, Apr 27, 2017 at 11:03 AM, daughter <> wrote:
kk
On Thu, Apr 27, 2017 at 11:03 AM, Me wrote:
Yeah yeah yeah… you OWE me… and I will collect *
Mom
From: daughter
oh ok didn’t get them yet, your the real mvp
On Thu, Apr 27, 2017 at 10:56 AM, ME <> wrote:
I dropped them {ping pong balls} in the office at 9:30 this morning!!!
Mom
From: daughter Sent: Thursday, April 27, 2017 10:52 AM
To: Me
Subject: Re: HELP
ARE YOU ON UR WAY???
@mikibell
Read that in the wrong order.
My brain is confused now.
@PlacidPenguin my brain was confused reading it in the RIGHT order!
@mikibell
We salute you.
@mikibell
English is a LTR language though.
@f00l the reason I had it in my clipboard:
[4/27/2017 8:18 AM] Friend:
help me
[4/27/2017 8:18 AM] ME:
how?
[4/27/2017 8:19 AM] Friend:
by keeping the idiots away
[4/27/2017 8:19 AM] ME:
oh… good luck with that!
[4/27/2017 8:21 AM] Friend:
(rofl)
[4/27/2017 8:22 AM] ME:
I got (coffee)
[4/27/2017 8:22 AM] Friend:
please share
[4/27/2017 8:22 AM] ME:
my son just brought it to me!
[4/27/2017 8:23 AM] Friend:
does he bring b’fast also
[4/27/2017 8:25 AM] ME:
he made toaster waffles
not interested
[4/27/2017 8:26 AM] Friend:
you’ll have to show him bacon
[4/27/2017 8:27 AM] ME:
hmmm there might be bacon already cooked… good idea… I have french toast made too
from homemade cinnamon bread
[4/27/2017 8:28 AM] Friend:
yummy:P
[4/27/2017 8:29 AM] ME:
he just locked me in again
smh
[4/27/2017 8:31 AM] Friend:
how do u get locked in? isn’t the lock on the inside also
[4/27/2017 8:32 AM] ME:
the lock is electronic… he hits the button on the outside and it turns the deadbolt inside
he makes me laugh everytime he does it
why?? I am a big person!
[4/27/2017 8:33 AM] Friend:
maybe thats why he does it
but ur his mom
[4/27/2017 8:33 AM] ME:
I think it is his checklist… it is the last step before he leaves
so I don’t bug him, because I want him to do it when I am not home
[4/27/2017 8:36 AM] Friend:
yeah I wouldn’t want to be on ur bad side either
[4/27/2017 8:37 AM] ME:
ha… going to kill the other one now… she just texted… I need a ping pong ball or I literally fail the science project
gggggggggrrrrr…
[4/27/2017 8:38 AM] Friend:
& how many do u have on hand?
[4/27/2017 8:38 AM] ME:
none that I know of… think I gave them all away with cub scout stuff
rotten stinking kid
[4/27/2017 8:39 AM] Friend:
say hello to the people @ wallmart
[4/27/2017 8:40 AM] ME:
dollar store
[4/27/2017 8:42 AM] Friend:
(cash)
[4/27/2017 8:43 AM] ME:
yup and she needs two… think I could rustle up 1… but now she is making it so I HAVE to go to the store… rat fink
[4/27/2017 8:43 AM] Friend:
& b4 10 am please
[4/27/2017 8:45 AM] ME:
yup
does it get better??? plllllease tell me it does?
[4/27/2017 8:45 AM] Friend:
i wouldn’t want to lie to ya
[4/27/2017 8:46 AM] ME:
drats
[4/27/2017 8:47 AM] Friend:
& the wants/needs get more expensive
[4/27/2017 8:50 AM] ME:
grrrr
[4/27/2017 8:51 AM] Friend:
that’s ur 2nd grrr today
[4/27/2017 9:03 AM] ME:
ha
I told her not to suck up
[4/27/2017 11:37 AM] ME:
can I sell the kid???
[4/27/2017 11:37 AM] Friend:
@ the dollar store?
trade for ping pong balls
[4/27/2017 11:38 AM] ME:
bought ping pong balls… at $ store
drop them off BEFORE my meeting… so I make SURE they get to her
[4/27/2017 11:38 AM] Friend:
now needs paddles?
[4/27/2017 11:39 AM] ME:
get an email… are you coming??
iterate, already been there…
oh… but we need a hair dryer
[4/27/2017 11:40 AM] ME:
so I say… be there in 10 minutes
she sends 7 emails… nevermind… while I was driving there!
who’s project is this anyways???
[4/27/2017 11:41 AM] Friend:
& she said we, where are the other parents
[4/27/2017 11:41 AM] ME:
no idea
probably working stiffs who would tell their kids no way in hell
I should be one of those
but I have sucker written on my forehead!
ME: <Shared email string above!>
Friend: sucker!!!
ME:
yup
did you see the MOTHER?
reallly???
Friend: u raised her
ME: no… today is her father’s day!
ME: now the school nurse is calling… kill me now!
Friend: she didn’t swallow a ping ball ball?
@mikibell
Human kids sound exhausting.
@mikibell
I don’t understand why you and your friend are still sane. Again, mad respect.
@PlacidPenguin they are…BUT they have some awesome redeeming values – like the baby boy has learned how to make me coffee
!
@f00l ahhh thank you…my friend has a 16 year old son. Whenever my son outgrows my knowledge on boys, I ping my friend. He is a scout leader and he volunteers for his son’s crew team…so he deals with the same upheaval. He gives good advice on what to worry about and what to ignore.
It is a strange friendship that probably only works because he is in upper state NY and doesn’t see me on a daily basis. We chat frequently, though…
I’ll be going to Jessica’s doc appointment tomorrow. I should be available online from 7-7:45 before we head out. If you need something just send me a note. This doc appointment will be a bit longer so I might not be in for scrum. My update is Friday was spent getting everything ready for Jon and sending out our communications. Today I’ll be working with Andy in the afternoon for some QA SQL training he wants to conduct.
@show_the_maw good luck to Jessica!! and a scrum and sql?? are we related?
@mikibell Thanks! That baby should pop out any day now. We might make it through the weekend, but I’d be surprised if we made it too far into May. The due date is May 8th, but I’m going to guess he’s going to be a May Day Baby.
And depends, do you have to start writing TSQLT.org scripts for all the stored procedures?
@show_the_maw what an awesome Mother’s day present! I love babies…
No tsqlt.org scripts… I do oracle sql, used to do qa testing etc, but now I am an internal auditor
aspergillium
@ciaccona ha…my husband’s favorite part of our wedding involved that!
The greatest spam email ever:
@brhfl
@PlacidPenguin Well, I’m in good company, it seems. Do not you dare to talk to me!
@brhfl @PlacidPenguin
This was mine.
Hey Scumbag,
Stop stalking me and my friend or I will report you. You piece of shit, cock-sucker douche. I do not know why you are doing this! You slept together once, only once. It does not mean anything. Have not you heard of hook up?
So, f*** off and leave us alone.
@lisaviolet
Did you choose to censor that last sentence, or was it them?
Either way - Interesting choice of which word to censor, and which to leave alone.
@PlacidPenguin Me? Censor?
Nope, that’s how it was.
@lisaviolet
In that case, interesting choice of what they censored.
@lisaviolet @PlacidPenguin — so both of yours were addressed to ‘Scumbag’; mine actually used the username chunk of my email. This is a totally new sort of spam to me, and I’m not sure I understand it. Are they looking for people to respond with an apology and then do some kind of phishing scheme? I looked at the raw message, no links, no tracking images.
@brhfl @lisaviolet
Got another one of these, unfortunately I deleted it accidentally without getting a screenshot. (I blame @DrunkCat.)
@PlacidPenguin That will only cause it to be deleted a second time.
@lisaviolet @brhfl @DrunkCat
I just got one similar to what @lisaviolet shared. Yay.
“5500516284”
Wi-Fi password I extracted from an xml backup of my old phone’s wifi connections. Was for a bar I went to.
olimila
olive oil place i love
nuff said
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/russian-navy-intelligence-ship-sinks-after-collision-with-freighter-off-turkish-coast/2017/04/27/5854b062-2b45-11e7-be51-b3fc6ff7faee_story.html
I find this hilarious and was talking about it via IRC.
Don’t worry. There’s a glass separation above and in front of the fish, so none of you should be smelling anything.
And yes, I was on the side of the counter which had the glass separating the fish from shoppers.
Didn’t buy any because I don’t prepare fish directly from their standard form.
@PlacidPenguin why not?
/image fish guts
Nebulon-B
I had to google something…
His Cheeseburger https://g.co/kgs/4yIl2Q
9oEidVP!:L%:z{"
Making enemies is not a goal…
Fill out your life quiz using predictive text.
My name is
I am
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Clean copy in the comments!
Someone posted this on Facebook the other day and I was curious what my answers would be.
@ninjaemilee
Can one answer most of those with the reply “an asshole” if one is so inclined?
There is a certain temptation …
The GH itself interfaces with the other devices. It is the link between Assistant and SmartThings/Hue/LIFX, etc. If you take out the GH Assistant is basically just Google Now with a new look.
https://sites.google.com/site/forgottenemployee/
Had to share this with somebody. You should read it too.
A History of Hand-Made Lace
^^^
That’s what was in the clipboard.
Here is a pic of the book cover
That’s a reprint. The original was published in 1900 and is quite expensive, but Dover books publishes a nice PPB edition, and it’s available as an ebook. I read somewhere that the Smithsonian or Library of Congress makes the contents available as a free download, as the book is considered to be important to the historical record, but I haven’t gone looking for the gov’t link.
kULPS9wB0QOT
I get something went terribly wrong when I post it
I may or may not have bought some rubber ducks for myself using the Amazon account, but I’ll eventually refill the gift card balance. Hope you don’t mind.
Context = Sent the same message several different ways to somebody, though I guess I could have skipped the clipboard by highlighting the text and pressing share.
Right angle USB
Ant killer
scrmexamplesfbfree
bunch of free udemy courses. Here they are if anyone else wants em (now the contents of my clipboard)
Us&5Kw4v6v#qQ5j4NffGRMQ7V!mVMCN&!ZCa6z3M$7nK5e5Xvcy55YtX
https://www.amazon.com/Cover-Sphero-Robotic-Ball-Editions/dp/B01N9B12L8
Context: Have been busy collecting feedback.
Bought it.
As I told (edit - removed), because the ducks weren’t enough, I sent pieces of an air duct.
Hey, maybe the ducks can play in the duct.
Context:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@PlacidPenguin
This bears investigation.
/giphy bears investigation
quack
@f00l
I believe ducks like the weather in Seattle.
@PlacidPenguin
What’s so special about Seattle? Is there too much ice in Anaheim?
@f00l
???
@PlacidPenguin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anaheim_Ducks
/giphy Quack
@narfcake
Sports? Hockey? Anaheim?
Any of that make sense to you?
@f00l @PlacidPenguin
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/sports-meh
@Collin1000 Thank you for the memories. This is the first game I learned to play on a computer.
@Barney
How dare you shame the rest of us by having nothing to do?
/giphy "nothing to do"
I wanted to post it somewhere, so i copied it to post here.
“Not authorized to program FIXDCME10 in library FIXDCME.”
i have a boring clipboard.
@PlacidPenguin
2448 Main St, Santa Monica, CA 90405
THE FIRST MULTI-SENSORY DEVICE TO MAKE DINING EXPERIENCE FUN
@f00l What nonsense is this? Food seems like it would be the first thing to meet that description.
http://www.sweetshopusa.com/shopping/product/425/240/Fudge_Love_Truffle_42_pieces_15_oz
@PlacidPenguin
Heaven
Heaven is a place
A place where Fudge Love
Fudge Love happens.
/giphy "talking heads"
http://crashsafari.com
Please DON’T go to the site though.
https://venturebeat.com/2016/01/25/this-site-crashes-chrome-firefox-and-safari-resets-your-iphone-and-ipad/
And yes, it affects Android too, though once you close the browser, you’re fine.
IMPORTANT - Keep these instructions for future reference.
Your child’s safety may be affected if you
do not follow these instructions.
Please make these doors in the style Thermafoil FC716. Ray from CS said you could do this for the same price as the “soft square” AP758. Thanks!
Reason: adding a single cabinet for above the fridge and need to match this crazy specific Thermafoil door design. Cabinet Doors Depot are the only folks we found that we helpful and answered our actual question when we asked. Was on my clipboard because I tend to do that with info I think I’ll forget/lose in the next 5 minutes.
CONTRACTOR TO PROVIDE AND INSTALL 4 BIG ASS FANS
@narfcake
pix?
@f00l It’s a company. I think there are few installed in the Mediocre warehouse.
/image big ass fans
/image big ass fans 8
http://www.avclub.com/article/steven-spielberg-teams-warner-bros-animaniacs-rebo-256037
Universidad Nacional Autónoma de México (UNAM)
maybe i should put my VMP membership for sale on meh. Or i can create an auction war for the nostalgic time of more confusion and uncertainty. I truly was really hoping I could make something of my self with my magical VMP status. But alas; I am stuck with my
breathalyzer which will assist in the time limit while I practice the lost art of Jamie Oliver knife throwing. while on my 6 connected x-mini max stereo speakers listening to meh vlogs. I will definitely start to enjoy myself while i feel the force inside of me. My Thrice order of 2-for-Tuesday: life gear auto emergency tool led flashlights
(once I open them from the box. And thank my lucky stars I will be able to power all of this with my 3 Duracell 8800mah power bank kits.This will last for years. not only will i have my speakers but also my Yurbuds sport earbuds and i can share with others in my delight by
offering up a few BEM wrist speakers so others can join in my revelry of disappointment. Now part of regiment is going to involve eating so thank Thor that i have 2 blender bottles for my protein shakes which will me to gain mass and i continually doubt any drive or ambition I
once had, now that I an not part of any club, but just handing money over every month to some dude named Ron in a warehouse. Now for the creme de la creme. i will look like Matthew mcconaughey in my unstiched 3 pack socks. Top that off with viola life leopard fan usb
power bank i can feel the breeze brush along my beard and bald head to make me feel like a man. With all of this exercise my Barska fitness watch and heart rate monitor will keep me on track to burn my daily calories. and THEN it will be time to bring out the big guns. My mad
hungry 4 piece blade set with sharpener this love train will go on for weeks at a time. And for all my nighttime activities i am prepared because I wll be strapped with 4ID personal safetty lights. and when its time to break the seal thank Odin for providing me with access to
illumibowl led toilet lights. With the rortating light i may just bring the party inside. Tied in with a 3plus swipe c smart watch to track my speed and agility (if i can get it to work with my phone) Luckily for any unseen circumstances lets not forget my ability to create a tight situation with my readymax pliers with led light. SO i
can tighten it down on the fly at midnight with no questions asked. And for the simplicity of my undertaking of trying to grasp the reality that i even get booted out of clubs that i paid for i will have my phonto remote to control a plethora of devices with my possibly compatible smart device. Once i take my first nap on my ienjoy down king size pillows (best purchase thus far) i will fly into
dreamland where I can pretend i am accepted by others and i don’t have to pay to have friends. But when i wake up and put on 30 pairs of sunglasses 9 of which arrived broken. I will also outfit myself in 12 pairs of womens socks and as my wife watches in disgust I can read
through 25 random comic books and some cards.But in the end i will bust out my 2-pack skil secure grip self-tightening box wrench set and again i will be able to illuminate my world with my 12 westek led puck
accent lights. but none of this would be possible if it wasn’t for my swann security motion sensing alert so i know when the police are arriving which will give me a head start, probably around the time of the next purge. So in closing thank you meh, not for only rejecting me
but making me pay you to reject me. I love you and I want to have your meh baby. I will name him Banal ( look it up, you know you want to) And we will do great things together Banal and I. we will paint all our walls white, we will follow in the footsteps of greatness and try to pay for the love of others, in hopes of constant rejection so i can
tech little Banal what life is really like. Stay Dapper & Stay Villainous
@Kcco Are you related to @f00l?
/giphy talk the talk
@Kcco
/giphy "my hero"
@f00l, I believe your new best friend just did what the topic asked; dump the contents of the clipboard. Here’s the orginal:
https://mediocre.com/forum/topics/more-mediocre-surprises-planned-for-vmp-members#592e6547fb6b020304904f26
@Shrdlu
You are correct, of course.
Left machine for a while, came back to machine, in the meantime had lost track of being in the clipboard thread, and the thread title only showed in the url, not the portion of the webpage I saw. Was only seeing the post right in front of me. So reacted.
Which is what I’m usually seeing. The post right in front of me: that I will have a reaction to by banging my head against said post repeatedly.
/image post oak
That youtube is a performance from (approximately) 1964 or so. Mick Jagger is a baby (and not the spooky old man he’s become). Here’s a bit of insanity:
Yep. That snapshot is from today (I was hoping the page would update to reality). Far as I know, it’ll be delivered on June 6. I’m real sure they’re not going to make that early delivery date.
@Shrdlu
I’m pretty sure that performance is from Rock and Roll Circus, 1968. Brian Jones would only live for about 7 or 8 more months.
It was kinda just before the Stones parted from Jones (so they could tour; legally, he couldn’t) and way less than a year before Atlamont.
That concert was filmed in a tiny stage venue and organized by the Stones. Lennon and Ono, Marianne Faithfull, The Who, Clapton, Jethro Tull, and a buncha other big names performed? I’ve never seen the whole thing.
The concert was never released until much later. Rumor says that either the Stones didn’t like their own performance, or that The Who blew everyone else off the stage and The Stones didn’t like that.
Mick has gotten pretty badly disturbing looking. I think it’s that he’s a very seriously insane chain smoker, as are said to be Keith and Woods. Who also look it. Charlie Watts is supposedly the one with the sane lifestyle, and he looks like that.
Mick and Co may be mostly really ugly old farts now, but they can still deliver the goods. I last saw them in El Paso a decade ago? Yeah, real deal rock and roll, and walking skeletons, and semi-parodies of themselves.
I don’t like going to huge concerts much anymore. Too many people etc. but hey, if someone hands me 5th row center seats to the Stones … I guess I’ll get off my ass and go.
Patti Hansen, Keith Richard’s spouse, knew the people sitting next to me and came out and chatted, so I got to say hi and shake her hand. Let’s just say that she has made a very different choice of lifestyle.
She’s had cancer, but yeah, she does look like that. I think she’s in full remission? Hope so.
And she’s probably the reason that Keith is still alive and semi-conscious.
Incidentally, here are the Stones, recently, not sucking (IMHO):
Glastonbury 2013
Some people win out at the life craps table, I guess.
@Shrdlu
Now, you’re not having Mick shipped to you in a box are you? Dry ice …
He’d prob survive it.
What’s in the box? Can we have hints?
PS
I know I owe you. Bad bad me. Bad me. Sigh.
Explanations and worthless baloney excuses and much whining and moaning, and great pointless pitiableness, none of which is worth a damn, to follow …
@f00l There is no amount of money small enough that I’d waste it on someone that, while still a great performer, is just not going to be in my house. Ever. That shipment weighs 1.1 pounds; Mick might be skinny, but let’s be serious.
It’s Lancome. They sent me a coupon for 20% off, and I felt as though I ought to encourage them to do that again.
@Shrdlu
Ooooh ooooh oooooh.
Lancôme. Envious. Seriously.
I’m with you, I think? Mick prob weighs 1.1oz to ship or something, but I have the feeling he’s high maintenance in person.
Think I prefer the Lancôme.
I like that Time Lord shipping thing they’re trying to do. I gather they haven’t perfected it?
guten Nachmittag
@mikibell
Does that follow from allergy testing?
@f00l no…my manager is from Belgium and he lives in the UK, so every morning I start my day by saying “Good afternoon, Marc”… I wanted to change it up, but not misspell it!
@thumperchick… I am tired and itchy…can you please fix my misspelling… Please!
@mikibell your misspelling of misspelling is fixed.
@Thumperchick thank you!! I was being vain last night and wearing contacts that don’t correct my reading vision… I missed lots of typos and misspellings, but that one just hurt
The bearing surface should, where possible, be placed against undisturbed soil. Where it is not possible to place the bearing surface against undisturbed soil, the fill between the bearing surface and undisturbed soil must be compacted to at least 90 percent standard proctor density. Block height (h) should be equal to or less than one-half the total depth to the bottom of the block (ht) but not less than the pipe diameter (d). Block height (h) should be chosen such that the calculated block width (b) varies between one and two times the height.
@narfcake
Whatever you are doing that made you seek that info is more important than whatever I am doing.
@f00l Construction notes for thrust blocks.
@narfcake
I spoze only you and i got to see the marvelous succession of images you tried out.
WTF are you up to? Wanna know. Pix, or your project?
stop this nonsense and just post all of them.
@narfcake
I am supposed to sit here refreshing all night?
I have a feeling we’re not in Kansas, or talking about just construction, anymore.
@f00l I was trying to find a good picture of what they look like in real life versus the technical code (my job). /image wasn’t finding it, and I sure as hell wasn’t going to try /giphy!
FWIW, the resulting size for the project I was working on earlier has a face of 7’-11" by 4’-0", and would take 108 cubic feet of concrete.
@narfcake
What is that project?
@f00l It’s for a water supply main that peaks at 225 psi because it’s only a block away from the municipal’s pumping station. It’ll be 8 tons of concrete to hold the fittings in place – because this is bad.
/image underground water main blowout
@narfcake
Ok that sounds interesting. If you can do so without giving away too much info, tell us more about what you do and what sorts of things you know.
A tweet I had to re-compose due to a typo. That’s me in the fursuit on the right.
My clipboard contents were redacted for someone’s privacy.
/giphy no fun
Whoa, I forgot about this old thread. Nice to see it’s going strong. Here’s my latest clipboard contents:
Check out @kibblenbits’s Tweet:
I’m really confused over this youtuber. I’m not sure what’s going on here, but that dancer in the background doesn’t seem right. Or even okay.
@Shrdlu
If that’s the only issue which you have with the video…
@GeorgeSully
@Shrdlu
@PlacidPenguin
I would have preferred the second dancer to have a face.
Always nice to to see humans with faces, I say.
And Asian culture continues to astonish.
<cough> Silicon Valley
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motorola_Flipout