Meh, I have to give you credit. You put this jewelry on a goat better than the original advertisers did on people. Those shop jobs are bad. would it have really been so hard to put it on a real person and take a picture?
@mike808 The bottom feeders have all gone looking to hoard surgical masks for the upcoming plague so they can dump them on ebay for obscene profits. How many total SARS infections were there worldwide? Less than 10k? Another big bag of nuthin’? Well hopefully than can recoup their losses with all the headphones they scored here. Maybe they will dump them on here when the scare is over.
i know it’s bad photoshop but that only makes me worried that those are even more huge than they already look. these would be pretty if they were tiny pendants, and, uh, not on meh.
Product Name: Pacific Pearls 18K White Gold Diamond Drop Earrings and Pendant Set
Model: SUL627M, SUL933M, SUL278M
Condition: New
Available in Gray, Pink, and White
Pearl Size: Stunningly large 10-11mm
Setting: 18K White Gold Filled Setting Encrusted with Sparkling Micro-Pavé Set Lab-Created Diamonds
Grade: Premium Quality AAA
Species: Freshwater
Luster: Excellent
Nacre: Very Thick
Surface: Outstanding
Pearl Shape: Drop
Matching: Very good
Pendant Length: 18 Inches
Design: Classic, Elegant, Contemporary
Occasion: Smart Casual, Work, Evening
What’s in the Box?
1x SULU SEA COLLECTION 18K Gold Diamond Drop Earrings and Pendant Set
1x Suede Gift Pouch
1x Microfiber Polishing Cloth
1x Certificate of Authenticity & Valuation
1x Pearl Care Guide
A Message from the Blue Oyster Cult
Good evening and, no, we are not the band. We don’t “Fear the Reaper,” nor are we “Burnin’ for You.” The only thing we’re “burnin’ for” is Blue Oysters. Seeing as this is a Pearl sale to guilt you into buying something for your Valentine, we thought it wise to broadcast our message: GIVE US ALL OF YOUR BLUE OYSTERS. THE BLUE OYSTERS ARE EVERYTHING. NO BLUE OYSTERS IS NOTHING. JOIN US.
Guys, seriously, should I buy this for my wife? I can’t afford a couple of hundred-dollar worth Jewry anyway, so I’m curious if this could be a better-than-worst alternative to those. Any serious thoughts?
@Opemiyaku Look at her other Jewelry, is it similar? Silver vs. Gold, Gawdy vs. Plain, metal vs. plastic/mixed materials. If she generally goes for inexpensive, probably small jewelry, then yes. If she does gawdy or expensive or nothing usually then no.
Next, depending on how long y’all have been together, she might just appreciate the fact that you were thinking about what to get her before 2/13 or just stopping at Walmart on the way home from work on 2/14.
@Opemiyaku A hand-written card to spend a day in her shoes (doing some or all the stuff she does for the household) for a day and a gift certificate for a mani-pedi, hair, spa, or massage session of her choosing will do more than Meh pearls.
Presence wins over presents all day, every day.
Plan B is always flowers or a dinner date/night out.
@Opemiyaku I once got my gf a jar that I decorated where i spent half of the night writing little notes of why she is great and stuff them all in the jar with a personal suprise at the bottom of it. (In my case, it was a bunch of these pb and j chocolate bars she loved.) Whenever she is having a bad day, she could pull a random note for a reminder that she is loved. That and a home cooked filet mignon with a blueberry bourbon sauce and a nice wine.
Spending your time will always be more valuable than anything you can buy for her. Time is the only thing you can’t get back.
@Opemiyaku - dear kind sir - as a woman of Jewish descent, I can honestly say that you don’t need to buy a couple of hundred dollars worth of Jewry - believe me, you couldn’t and definitely shouldn’t try to buy one of us for that, anyway!
That being said, I’ve bought quite a few pearl jewelry pieces from Pacific Pearls, and all but one necklace (which was really fugly) has been pretty in lovely packaging. I can’t tell you if the metal parts will stay nice forever, but the pearls should if properly stored and cared for.
If meh ever tries to sell that fugly necklace again, I’ll warn you all. It’s over on morningsave but I don’t see a place for comments there so I can diss it.
Go ahead and get this set for your wife $25 if you want to. It “says” lab-created diamonds which are a step up from cubic zirconia, if the blurb is totally truthful and/or if they know what they’re talking about. And make dinner or do the laundry or run her a bath with bubbles - it’s all good.
Just do NOT buy any Jewry and you’ll be just fine.
“guaranteeing that it’ll arrive by Valentine’s Day”
/giphy good one
Spending your money over on casemates.com will get you more action than these will.
@mike808 That Port is very tasty. And the chocolate pairs perfectly.
Meh, I have to give you credit. You put this jewelry on a goat better than the original advertisers did on people. Those shop jobs are bad. would it have really been so hard to put it on a real person and take a picture?
The last Valentine’s present you will get her. Don’t worry though. Meh will have more Pacific Pearls to disappoint the next one.
Is it just me or is that goat picture the only one that doesn’t look photoshopped?
Y’all did good I bought the last two days, then this??? Ruined.
ugh
Mediocre
side note
Last chance to take that screen shot of January clicky-faces!
Is Meh implying that they view the goat as their valentine?
Is this some sort of A/B test of your buyers, Meh?
Great deal on headphones one day, sucky deal on cheezy pseudo-jewelry the next. You get an A+ for tempering expectations.
@mike808 The bottom feeders have all gone looking to hoard surgical masks for the upcoming plague so they can dump them on ebay for obscene profits. How many total SARS infections were there worldwide? Less than 10k? Another big bag of nuthin’? Well hopefully than can recoup their losses with all the headphones they scored here. Maybe they will dump them on here when the scare is over.
i know it’s bad photoshop but that only makes me worried that those are even more huge than they already look. these would be pretty if they were tiny pendants, and, uh, not on meh.
/giphy renowned-discreet-spring
Zero interest, sir!
Is it the early 20th century at Meh?
Giving these at Valentine’s, is akin to telling your wife that she is fat and her vagina smells.
@Bumplepimp You must be a real catch, being able to go from objectifying to body shaming in a single sentence.
@Bumplepimp So do you think she’ll tumble to that on her own? Or will I have to write it in the accompanying card?
@Bumplepimp - calling you a nasty old goat would be an insult to goats.
@evgrosen Oh really? Go ahead give these to your wife. Then enjoy. Good day I say.
Bought 2, for my wife and daughter. Was a hit. Good deal for me!
Specs
What’s in the Box?
A Message from the Blue Oyster Cult
Good evening and, no, we are not the band. We don’t “Fear the Reaper,” nor are we “Burnin’ for You.” The only thing we’re “burnin’ for” is Blue Oysters. Seeing as this is a Pearl sale to guilt you into buying something for your Valentine, we thought it wise to broadcast our message: GIVE US ALL OF YOUR BLUE OYSTERS. THE BLUE OYSTERS ARE EVERYTHING. NO BLUE OYSTERS IS NOTHING. JOIN US.
Price Comparison
$300.00 at Pacific Pearls
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Wednesday, July 15th
Guys, seriously, should I buy this for my wife? I can’t afford a couple of hundred-dollar worth Jewry anyway, so I’m curious if this could be a better-than-worst alternative to those. Any serious thoughts?
@Opemiyaku Look at her other Jewelry, is it similar? Silver vs. Gold, Gawdy vs. Plain, metal vs. plastic/mixed materials. If she generally goes for inexpensive, probably small jewelry, then yes. If she does gawdy or expensive or nothing usually then no.
Next, depending on how long y’all have been together, she might just appreciate the fact that you were thinking about what to get her before 2/13 or just stopping at Walmart on the way home from work on 2/14.
@Opemiyaku A hand-written card to spend a day in her shoes (doing some or all the stuff she does for the household) for a day and a gift certificate for a mani-pedi, hair, spa, or massage session of her choosing will do more than Meh pearls.
Presence wins over presents all day, every day.
Plan B is always flowers or a dinner date/night out.
@Opemiyaku I once got my gf a jar that I decorated where i spent half of the night writing little notes of why she is great and stuff them all in the jar with a personal suprise at the bottom of it. (In my case, it was a bunch of these pb and j chocolate bars she loved.) Whenever she is having a bad day, she could pull a random note for a reminder that she is loved. That and a home cooked filet mignon with a blueberry bourbon sauce and a nice wine.
Spending your time will always be more valuable than anything you can buy for her. Time is the only thing you can’t get back.
@Opemiyaku - dear kind sir - as a woman of Jewish descent, I can honestly say that you don’t need to buy a couple of hundred dollars worth of Jewry - believe me, you couldn’t and definitely shouldn’t try to buy one of us for that, anyway!
That being said, I’ve bought quite a few pearl jewelry pieces from Pacific Pearls, and all but one necklace (which was really fugly) has been pretty in lovely packaging. I can’t tell you if the metal parts will stay nice forever, but the pearls should if properly stored and cared for.
If meh ever tries to sell that fugly necklace again, I’ll warn you all. It’s over on morningsave but I don’t see a place for comments there so I can diss it.
Go ahead and get this set for your wife $25 if you want to. It “says” lab-created diamonds which are a step up from cubic zirconia, if the blurb is totally truthful and/or if they know what they’re talking about. And make dinner or do the laundry or run her a bath with bubbles - it’s all good.
Just do NOT buy any Jewry and you’ll be just fine.