This thread is offensive. I do not see how management allows such obscene and unnecessary language on a shopping site. You should all be ashamed of yourselves!
Of course there is nothing like getting a call from the school principal about your nine year old dropping the F-bomb about 27 times after getting pulled apart from a scuffle
“You fucking teachers need to fucking put him in time out and he isn’t my fucking friend anymore … ad nausea…”
@JnKL As a 4 year old I told the Sunday school teacher, when she said I’d know the answer to a question because my daddy was the new minister (he had been there 2 weeks at this point), “The hell I do”. She asked me where I learned that word. I told her, “My daddy uses it at home all the time”. I got into so much trouble when my parents found out.
@Kidsandliz I apparently had lifted it from you years ago (or from somewhere, but this is the only place I remember seeing it). I have been holding back the increasingly relentless urge to post it all afternoon.
But it’s yours, so I waited for you to have dibs.
However, that won’t stop me from adding this one, which I think I also lifted from you a while back:
Fucking A! Best fucking thread that was ever fucking posted!
@Carl669, you fucking rock!
FUCK YESSSSS!
May you live in interesting times.
< < …> >… fuck.
@Targaryen
@carl669
Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl is fucking awesome
@lichme
Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiich! thanks for helping the fuck count!
Fuck you, @carl669.
Motherfucker!
I didn’t used to curse. (hangs her head in shame)
@Barney You musta been pretty frustrated
@cranky1950 I’ve been hanging out with the wrong people.
@Barney are you enjoying that?
@cranky1950 yeah
@Barney well fuckin A that’s wonderful then
@Barney Same here. Now I scream obscenities at other drivers in traffic (only if their windows are up). It’s fun.
@sammydog01 Are your kids in the car when you do this?
@Barney Sometimes. Like every weekday morning. They have very thorough vocabularies.
Fuck that.
May you all have children just like yourselves.
@mediocratic More importantly, may they all have children just like themselves!
@mediocratic they’d be fucking awesome kids.
This could easily fucking go in the other fucking thread
@llangley ain’t no other fucking thread!
son of a biscuit eater
fiddle sticks
crap boogers
…am I doing this right?
@tnhillbillygal pretty darned close.
@tnhillbillygal dagnabbit to all tarnation, HECK no! jeeminy christmas, Jesus, joseph and mary!
@tnhillbillygal @Yoda_Daenerys Jeezulpeets, guys!
@tnhillbillygal And may you be blessed with eternal celibacy.
@carl669 fuck off
/image middle finger
/youtube flying the bird
/8ball “is fuck an adjective?”
It is decidedly so
/8ball “is fuck a verb?”
Reply hazy try again
awwwe fuck, maybe this would have been better…
/youtube flipping the bird
/wootstalker https://shirt.woot.com/offers/thanksgiving-bird
Thanksgiving Bird
Price: $19.00
Condition: Probably New
This thread is offensive. I do not see how management allows such obscene and unnecessary language on a shopping site. You should all be ashamed of yourselves!
@mfladd
/giphy don’t have a cow, man
@mfladd I was really hoping for a Bart Simpson but this is so disturbing it stays!
@mfladd
I’m volunteering to be ashamed of you
@f00l
@mfladd Pottymouths gotta shop somewhere, so meh as well welcome them here.
@mfladd get fucked!
@mfladd @tnhillbillygal Would you even go so far as to say it’s… udderly disturbing??
My swear jar could fund the fucking space program. LOL!
@PooltoyWolf Let me guess, you swear like a sailor with tourettes.
@rtjhnstn Damn straight!
Of course there is nothing like getting a call from the school principal about your nine year old dropping the F-bomb about 27 times after getting pulled apart from a scuffle
“You fucking teachers need to fucking put him in time out and he isn’t my fucking friend anymore … ad nausea…”
@JnKL Maybe Meh isn’t the right website for him. Or her.
@JnKL As a 4 year old I told the Sunday school teacher, when she said I’d know the answer to a question because my daddy was the new minister (he had been there 2 weeks at this point), “The hell I do”. She asked me where I learned that word. I told her, “My daddy uses it at home all the time”. I got into so much trouble when my parents found out.
I posted this some years ago here… appropriate again I think
@Kidsandliz I apparently had lifted it from you years ago (or from somewhere, but this is the only place I remember seeing it). I have been holding back the increasingly relentless urge to post it all afternoon.
But it’s yours, so I waited for you to have dibs.
However, that won’t stop me from adding this one, which I think I also lifted from you a while back:
@shahnm Yeah you stole that find from me to LOL I think someone said they turned it into their screen saver or screen picture or something.
@Kidsandliz Yep - that was me. I was going to make it my desktop background on my office computer…
@shahnm So did you?
@Kidsandliz No. It got to be out of sight, out of mind…
/giphy poppycock!
What the actual fuck I almost missed the best fucking post in the fucking universe
@JackRIP That shit would’ve fuckin’ sucked!
@JackRIP fucking shame on you for almost missing this!
Been saving this just for you @carl669
@kdemo aww… i feel so fucking honored.
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.
-Gordie Howe
Peak Meh. We are so fucked.
How the fuck did I not see this thread before?
@Pony They must have fuckin hid it because I just found it too. Fuckin assholes.
@smilingjack Motherfuckers!!
@Pony about fucking time you showed up.
@carl669 I guess my fucking invitation musta got lost in the fucking mail, huh?
/giphy “fuck this topic”
Adding to the fuck count. Do verbal fucks count?
Finally found the fucking place where all of us fucking adults can come fucking play. So hoo-fucking-ray for that!