@st_ellis If you’re butt chugging alcohol, I think you can skip the triple sec, salt and limes. Unless you’ve developed taste buds down under, they’re probably a waste.
@brainmist I feeling the same thing. Pretty much all of my toilets have a cold water cheap bidet. however, one in particular may become the main toilet for the 3 of us. Is this worth splurging for near 10X the price of the already installed cold pleb version?
@goldnectar@pyroguy7@SCHORERT Even with air drying, I’d still want a TP cleanliness check. In large part bc menstrual shits are just freaking awful (ahahha, now all ya cis men know way more than you wanted to).
Read the warranty and the link within that. Then read the one star reviews on Amazon. Lots of people like it until there are problems. Focus on comments about the company’s (lack of) response to problems and limited (emphasis on limited) 3 year warranty. It would appear if you have no problems you are good to go. If you do good luck with that; the company is a nightmare to deal with; they sell an extended warranty you have to buy almost immediately to have a decent warranty. According to one reviewer it does not fit the Standard American Toilet company toilets. According to another reviewer if you are 200 pounds male you have to sit all the way back where the seat rises up, which for that person was uncomfortable, to do your business.
I love this. Not paying $200 for one, but I love the idea of this. If you want to send me one for free, I’ll graciously accept and name my next child “Meh”, if I have another…
@MrNews yes, this is my issue with the powered bidets. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bathroom in my 46 years on this planet that had an electrical outlet anywhere near a toilet. So while the bidet may be cheap you’re looking at a few hundred dollars to get an electrician to make it so you can actually use it.
@MrNews@theangryintern The only plug in my bathroom is between the sink and the toilet, so less than a foot away. The whole room is 5’x8’ including the tub, so there’s not a lot of space.
No experience with this particular model but got a similarly functioned bidet toilet seat six years ago and it has been an awesome upgrade to our routine and I’m never going back unless I have to.
As others have said you probably don’t have an outlet in the right place to use this. I had power to one of the bathroom walls and an outlet on the other side. It was ~$150 to engage an electrician to install an outlet next to the toilet.
@datruandi no, he was able to push the wire through the wall to the other outlet and only needed to cut the hole for the box on the toilet side. Can’t really get cleaner than that, luckily.
Specs
Product: Omigo Luxury Heated Bidet Toilet Seat with Air Dryer and Wireless Remote
Model: CMAO-EW, CMAO-RW
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$599.99 at Amazon
Warranty
3-Year Manufacturer Limited Warranty
Estimated Delivery
Friday, Sep 8 - Monday, Sep 11
Do they know something about the effects of consuming yesterday’s items that we don’t… yet?
1200 watts…now we’re talking!
/giphy more power
A wireless remote? For something I’m sitting on?
/giphy confused
@awk you’re assuming you would only use the remote when you are the one sitting on it
@awk @ybmuG Heh. I have never wanted houseguests more.
@awk @brainmist @ybmuG
correction: I have never wanted unwanted houseguests more.
I guess you expect me to run a power line to the dooley?
@bgammill yep. It was $100 for me to get that done
@bgammill @troy or… the economy DIY solution
/image 100’ zip cord and a plug
@bgammill as a bonus, the electrical shocks will help.ALL the poop come out.
@bgammill @OnionSoup apparently the electroshock is most effective if applied to ‘certain places’
I like the options it has but I prefer drinking cold water.
I confess I’m intrigued that you guys have apparently invented the Margarenema
@st_ellis If you’re butt chugging alcohol, I think you can skip the triple sec, salt and limes. Unless you’ve developed taste buds down under, they’re probably a waste.
At least it’s not a refurb!
I read this as being a Bidet Toilet Seat with Air Fryer and Wireless Remote. I think I’ll go with chicken thighs.
Omigo? Or
While I like the fancy, I’m good paying <$20 every ten years for the simple version.
@brainmist I feeling the same thing. Pretty much all of my toilets have a cold water cheap bidet. however, one in particular may become the main toilet for the 3 of us. Is this worth splurging for near 10X the price of the already installed cold pleb version?
@brainmist @goldnectar yes. Ive upgraded my simple cold water bidet to an electric washlet on all of my toilets
@brainmist @goldnectar @SCHORERT I also made the upgrade. The drying function in particular saves me a ton of toilet paper.
@brainmist @goldnectar Yes. And after the first use, you’ll wonder why you waited so long.
@goldnectar I used warm water ones in Japan, and honestly?
My hips don’t lie, and my butt don’t care.
@goldnectar @pyroguy7 @SCHORERT Even with air drying, I’d still want a TP cleanliness check. In large part bc menstrual shits are just freaking awful (ahahha, now all ya cis men know way more than you wanted to).
Good bidet mate.
Read the warranty and the link within that. Then read the one star reviews on Amazon. Lots of people like it until there are problems. Focus on comments about the company’s (lack of) response to problems and limited (emphasis on limited) 3 year warranty. It would appear if you have no problems you are good to go. If you do good luck with that; the company is a nightmare to deal with; they sell an extended warranty you have to buy almost immediately to have a decent warranty. According to one reviewer it does not fit the Standard American Toilet company toilets. According to another reviewer if you are 200 pounds male you have to sit all the way back where the seat rises up, which for that person was uncomfortable, to do your business.
Hey meh, clever smart ass comments about the comments you chose to highlight.
@Kidsandliz But isn’t this product, by definition, for smart asses?
@phendrick I thought it was for fuck asses.
So with this I could do all my laundry in the toilet?
@phendrick That comment made me LOL!
Does spraying water on your hole clean it without actually scrubbing it?
@kittykat9180 Shower>Bidet>“Flushable” Wipe>Toilet Paper
@kittykat9180 to scrub that you had to have bought those non-scratch scrubby sponges meh sold earlier.
@neo21803 >>>>>>Poop Knife
@mcanavino @neo21803 The poop knife is for the resulting log, though. Not for cleaning oneself.
@narfcake True, that’s the Poop Spoon.
I love this. Not paying $200 for one, but I love the idea of this. If you want to send me one for free, I’ll graciously accept and name my next child “Meh”, if I have another…
In general, typical bathroom layouts have electrical outlet(s) near sink(s), but NOT near tubs, showers, and toilets.
@MrNews yes, this is my issue with the powered bidets. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bathroom in my 46 years on this planet that had an electrical outlet anywhere near a toilet. So while the bidet may be cheap you’re looking at a few hundred dollars to get an electrician to make it so you can actually use it.
@MrNews the one time my old house with a tiny. Bathroom works for me. The only outlet in the bathroom is over the toilet.
@MrNews @theangryintern The only plug in my bathroom is between the sink and the toilet, so less than a foot away. The whole room is 5’x8’ including the tub, so there’s not a lot of space.
@MrNews @theangryintern So where do you plug in your reading lamp and phone charger?
@ybmuG Neither lives in the john. Two GFCI outlets, one beside each sink, for hair-dryer, toothbrush, nightlight, and clock-radio.
Looks very similar to a Brondell! If you don’t own one of these shut up and buy one, this is a great price.
Test for Ricardo
@OnionSoup f’in Ricardo messing things up again.
No experience with this particular model but got a similarly functioned bidet toilet seat six years ago and it has been an awesome upgrade to our routine and I’m never going back unless I have to.
As others have said you probably don’t have an outlet in the right place to use this. I had power to one of the bathroom walls and an outlet on the other side. It was ~$150 to engage an electrician to install an outlet next to the toilet.
VAN GOGH! MANGO! TANGO! AWESOME!
@dpease and tear up the dry wall to run the line, then close it and paint it?
@datruandi no, he was able to push the wire through the wall to the other outlet and only needed to cut the hole for the box on the toilet side. Can’t really get cleaner than that, luckily.
@dpease GFCI?
Is it just me, or does this thing look like an alligator?
/showme an alligator bidet
/showme a bidet alligator
@mediocrebot What I had in mind was a little less terrifying.
/showme a bidet painted to look like an alligator
@mediocrebot That’s actually impressive. Not what I was looking for, but impressive.
/showme a bidet made from an alligator with an alligator using it