Right exactly now ? My bed is covered in stuff I need to put in a suitcase or not. Needs sorted through. Can't find stuff either. One giant mess. My plane leaves tomorrow and I'm nowhere near ready. But here I am taking a wee break instead of diving in. I would prefer to be beamed to Oregon along w/ my stuff. It would be way more enjoyable that way. If you have a transporter you can lend me. Please let me know ASAP. Thanks.
I have a home brew kettle that is disgusting right now. My two hearted clone left a lot of junk in that kettle and I didn't have time to rinse it out. Now it is a bunch of green gunk. Bright side, I'm a week away from having 5 gallons of Two Hearted ready to rock.
I sweep and dry swiffer the house every day because my Lab sheds a lot. Every other day I wet swiffer. I also do laundry every day. Other than that, I'm behind on the rest. Our dining room sometimes looks like a hoarders episode if I let my eBay inventory build up.
I need to have a product that attaches to cats so when they walk they also clean the floor. Bunch of freeloading, hair dropping, whiney pussycats around here.
@Catdad Two of my cats saved my life yesterday. I caught them staring at the wall behind me while I was sitting on the couch. I turned to see what they were looking at and it was a particularly menacing looking spider! Quickly, I grabbed the nearest lint roller and squashed the bejesus out of him! If not for the (usually freeloading) cats, I wouldn't have seen the spider and wouldn't have had a lint roller nearby to use as a weapon.
Seeing how I'm reading the forums here instead ... All of the above. And then some.
The windows desperately need washing. I hate it.
Laundry... I still have clothes in the dryer from a week ago.
Ditto :(
At least they are clean.
If I don't fold the clothes as they come out of the dryer then they will never be folded.
Right exactly now ? My bed is covered in stuff I need to put in a suitcase or not. Needs sorted through. Can't find stuff either. One giant mess. My plane leaves tomorrow and I'm nowhere near ready. But here I am taking a wee break instead of diving in.
I would prefer to be beamed to Oregon along w/ my stuff.
It would be way more enjoyable that way. If you have a transporter you can lend me. Please let me know ASAP.
Thanks.
Happy dusting or not !
This is exactly why I stay married, so I don't have to do this stuff. I do the cooking, yardwork, painting and repairs, she does these.
Ah, romance
Cutting grass...and not even that...it's the raking of the grass clippings afterward.
I should be going to work.
I have a home brew kettle that is disgusting right now. My two hearted clone left a lot of junk in that kettle and I didn't have time to rinse it out. Now it is a bunch of green gunk. Bright side, I'm a week away from having 5 gallons of Two Hearted ready to rock.
Ugh, I always clean up after a brew because that sounds like one of the worst things possible.
Evvvvvvvvvvveryyyyyyyyyyoooooone
@hart that's horrifying.
Damnit @hart, I specifically didn't post that version for a reason.
@JonT, because it's beautiful?
@hart it's so beautiful.
I sweep and dry swiffer the house every day because my Lab sheds a lot. Every other day I wet swiffer. I also do laundry every day. Other than that, I'm behind on the rest. Our dining room sometimes looks like a hoarders episode if I let my eBay inventory build up.
Doing laundry every day sounds like my personal hell. But that's mainly because I don't have washer/dryer in unit. I hate it.
Haven't cleaned up the yard after the dogs in too long.
Thanks @hexxed.
They're awfully fragrant, you should be able to smell where not to step.
I clean the kitchen. A day or two later, it looks like nobody ever cleaned it. Who is using my kitchen?
I need to have a product that attaches to cats so when they walk they also clean the floor. Bunch of freeloading, hair dropping, whiney pussycats around here.
@Catdad Two of my cats saved my life yesterday. I caught them staring at the wall behind me while I was sitting on the couch. I turned to see what they were looking at and it was a particularly menacing looking spider! Quickly, I grabbed the nearest lint roller and squashed the bejesus out of him! If not for the (usually freeloading) cats, I wouldn't have seen the spider and wouldn't have had a lint roller nearby to use as a weapon.
Jokes on you, that was just a spider bro that was about to save your life from another insect that went on to sting you.
@medz after reading the spiderbro story I am positive you'll regret the rush choice you made to end the life of that poor poor spider.