Oh hi there! It's been a while.
60Hey y’all, @JonT here!
So…how are y’all doing? You look good! Have you lost weight? Is that a new haircut?
So…what’s new?
FYI: this is going to end up being a stupid-long post, so either buckle in or jump to the TL;DR.
If you’re newish to these parts and don’t know who I am, I used to be the Community Manager for these very forums (and the rest of the Mediocre empire). I posted discussion topics and news, dropped the ban hammer when necessary, and helped put together the first five or so Fuku/Fukobukuros, in addition to a bunch of other odds and ends like making videos with @chadp, @moose, and @hollboll (one of my favorite parts).
First, I want to apologize for not following through on the promise I made that I would still hang around the forums and participate all the time.
As it turns out, when it’s been your job to do something for hours and hours every single day, as fun and cool as it is, it’s hard to keep doing that thing when you’re not being paid to do it anymore. That isn’t meant as a slight to y’all, I still believe that you’re the best online community I’ve ever been a part of.
On top of that I think I just needed some distance. Leaving was a tough choice for me.
Then I had to deal with some health issues that required some intense surgery and a long recovery. I’m still working through the end of it and even though I’m fine now, it was all-encompassing for a few months there and I didn’t feel like interacting much at all while I was still in the thick of it.
Now that my excuses for not participating on the forums are out of the way, I want to give some updates on what else I’ve been up to.
The new job is ok, but it’s safe to say it’s not as fun. Not a single person has sent me beer or toilet paper. However, I am working on transitioning to a new role that I’m excited about. Cross your fingers.
We got a puppy! It was a dumb impulsive idea! He’s a cattle dog mutt named Memo. I love him and he is a treasure, even though he can be a total asshole.
Here’s an album of the handsome pup.
He was two months old when we got him, which is young enough to ensure that we get to deal with all of the worst parts of having a puppy like biting, potty training, and an endless amount of energy early in the morning and late at night.
If you’ve never had a puppy before and things like ‘having a life’ and ‘going out and doing things’ are important to you…DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT GET A HIGH-ENERGY BREED PUPPY! We learned this one the hard way. At the very least do your research and know what you’re getting into, because we sure didn’t and we’re paying for it (literally) now.
Of course it’s also all worth it and I love that little bitey bastard to death.
The wedding is rapidly approaching. We’re less than five months away at this point and because life was on pause during my recovery, we’re behind on some of the actual planning. I’m sure it’ll all come together and be wonderful. Your collective invite will be in the mail soon. That’s a joke. You can’t come, sorry.
I’ve been watching Game of Thrones, Preacher (only the first episode so far, no spoilers pls), and all of Curb Your Enthusiasm for the first time. I’m playing Enter The Gungeon, Hearthstone, Heroes of the Storm, and Overwatch.
That’s about it. Not too much has changed but it feels like everything has between the puppy and my recovery. I’m so glad to see the community going strong, I’m still immensely proud of what I contributed to it during my time here.
Feel free to ask me anything and I’ll do my best to answer. Obviously I won’t be able to talk about any behind-the-scenes business-y stuff, and I still won’t tell you when the next Fuko is (I don’t know).
TL;DR: Wanted to come back and say hi, went through some stuff that kept me away for a while, got a puppy, AMA.
Love y’all.
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Wanted to come back and say hi or were summoned by all the mentions today?
Either way welcome back! Congratulations on the new puppy! He’s absolutely adorable! Sorry to hear about your medical issues glad to hear you’re on the mend. I’m sure beer and toilet paper could be arranged if the proper details were shared.
@jbartus a little of both! I already had the post written but the mentions spurred me along.
@JonT I love purple.
@JonT well be sure to let us know if you’d be interested in that beer or toilet paper a ninja edited into the post
@Barney Barney!
@JonT Aww… Miss you a bunch.
Give me a hug, bitch!
That pup is adorable!
Glad you are well on the way to recovery!
You are missed.
@mfladd
Nice to hear from you; glad you’re recovering in a recovery manner.
@brhfl thanks!
We have a cattle dog (Blue Heeler)/pit bull mix. Believe it or not, this is a low-energy combo (at least in our case).
/giphy get well soon
@compunaut I kinda suspect he does have some Pitt in him! I can see it in his face sometimes. He’s crazy but he’s also extremely loyal and loving when he’s not being nuts.
TL;DR.
Crone zone misses you. It’s not the same.
@Moose I miss y’all a freakin bunch.
Glad you checked in! Sorry that you had some health issues that required surgery, but am happy you’re on your way to recovery. We also recently got an 8-week-old puppy, and he is also of bitey asshole variety, so I feel your pain there. I hope that there has been enough time and distance that you feel like you can come around more often.
@PurplePawprints I’m planning on it. The rest of the Internet is boring and crappy.
@JonT The new / command here at Meh shows us the magic of the Internet
/giphy magic of the internet
@compunaut I love it.
/giphy love it!
@JonT I’m glad to hear it! The rest of the Internet? What is this that you speak of?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@PurplePawprints don’t even bother going there. It’s mostly dumb people yelling at each other without any gifs.
@JonT
@compunaut unsub disturbing gerbil
@JonT
So in other words, the rest of the internet is like the world outside of my house?
(The above sentence almost turned weird…)
@JonT
Almost forgot…
@JonT it took me like 3 looks to make sure it wasn’t you in the Bacon Suit…
/giphy new haircut
Thanks for noticing. I got it yesterday.
You’ve really been missed. Good to hear you are mending.
@sligett
/giphy Welcome Back JonT!
@hems79 this is wonderful. /Giphy functionality is one of my favorite things in Slack.
Hey, now we have @Thumperchick.
She does this for love, not money.
So really, we don’t car…
Oh, shit, I’m lying. We’ve all missed you terribly.
Glad you’re back so now you can do it for love, too.
Keep feeling better!
@2many2no nothing but huge respect for @Thumperchick, as always. I knew she would do a great job!
@2many2no I think of it more as a weird case of Stockholm Syndrome.
@Thumperchick you know you love it…
/giphy I love it
let us consult the mehcronomicon.
“Welcome back July goat!! So say we all.”
we have a border collie/lab mix. got him when he was 1.5 yrs. insane amount of energy. he turns 6 this year and you know what? insane amounts of energy.
glad to hear you’re healing. keep on keepin on and don’t be such a fucking stranger, ya dig? (i say fuck now. i’m also keeper of the mehcronomicon.)
@carl669 “So say we all.”
@carl669
I should have seen this coming.
Good to see ya Carl!
@carl669 So say we all
@JonT you knew it was coming… you can’t escape your fate…
It’s good to see you 'round these parts. Sorry you had to deal with super big health stuff, but I’m glad you came through it alright.
/giphy hai
BTW - Memo is friggin adorable!! But seriously, puppies are a pain in the ass. Then they get really cool, then they become an insane pain in the ass again at about 18 months old, then mellow a little at about 3 years. Good luck.
What do you think of all the fancy schmancy forum upgrades?
@Thumperchick good to see you too! Hope these rascals haven’t driven you too crazy.
I love it all! Some great and unique changes. And I’m a huge fan of /giphy, just ask anyone that was in our Slack channel.
/giphy great job!
@JonT that’s exactly why I love it.
@JonT It’s still pretty laid back here. Though I haven’t been around as much as I’d like due to life.
@Thumperchick omg of course, congrats!!! She’s precious.
Miss you and all of your Science and Space threads. Sad you were sick, glad you’re back!
@KDemo thanks! Maybe I’ll write a sciencey post next.
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Hey @JonT long time… here this will make you feel like you are home…
Where is my goat prize??? Where is it??? where???
P.S. Cute puppy!
@thismyusername
/giphy goat prize
(FTFY - commands need to be on a new line - TC)
@JonT Hmm, when the giphy didn’t show up, I thought it was just your usual follow through in sending out prizes. (Ouch?)
Good to hear from you! Glad you’re feeling better.
Of course we hear from you after we roll out the /giphy feature.
Other than /giphy, what’s your favorite forum feature we’ve added since you’ve been gone?
@shawn I really dig the new profiles! It’s super cool to see all of your activity and stats.
Eep! Sorry to hear about the medical stuff. I’m glad you’re on the mend, though. We have missed you lots. I hope everything else goes smoothly with minimal biting or pee stains. Um, by the puppy, I mean.
That is all
Oh my mother fucking goat prize, it’s @JonT.
I’ve missed the shit outta you man.
I don’t even have other things to say, I’m so happy.
@jonT It’s good to see you again… I just want to say HI! Hope things are getting better… Also… You could ya know… PEriscope again
I was starting to feel like you only loved us when you were paid to love us! I felt… dirty. But now you’re back and it’s all real!
/giphy The real thing
Glad you’re healing up, sucker, and your new floof looks adorable!
I’m not sure what this is from, but I think that works.
@JonT Welcome back! I’m glad that you’re recovering nicely. And I want to make it very clear that I’m not criticizing you for having the operation, but at the same time maybe complicated and risky surgery simply isn’t the best way to deal with a micropenis. If you want it to look bigger a magnifying glass is, like, five bucks, and is only dangerous if you accidentally look at it in bright sunlight.
@Starblind Hey, man, haven’t seen you in a while either. Not that I read everything here. Nice to hear from you,
/giphy adventure man
bath. I want a free @JonT
Welcome back, Kotter!
/giphy howdy
/giphy glad you are feeling better, surgery sucks.
/giphy Cute puppy. I got a new kitten
/giphy cats rule dogs drool
/giphy don’t be a stranger
/giphy so we don’t get invitations ? Humph ! At least let us know where it is so we can, um, er, send something very nice. Yes ! That’s it exactly !
@jont
PS
/giphy I like the giphy thing can you tell ?
@jont it wasn’t my beer that caused your health problems, was it?
Oh, it’s just you. Hmph.
Just kidding! Welcome back!
And where is my dead goat badge? Still waiting.
@JonT, I think kindly of you… every time I use my wonderful, free, JBL Mini speaker dock. The one you gave me for simply responding to one of your silly contests.
@Dave, @MEHcus,
@JonT
Two questions:
What was your favorite customer service email/ticket?
What was your favorite meme that you started or were involved with here?
@dashcloud good questions! Really hard to say what my favorite is, there were tons of great ones. One of my favorites was when we got a returned tablet without the necessary info that was followed up with a voice mail (they went out of their way to find a number somehow that was actually someone’s cell phone) where the customer explained that they couldn’t print out an RMA because, I quote, “I have no computer.” I still laugh thinking about that one.
Bath is pretty great because of how organic and spontaneous it was, and I’m happy the scapegoat became a recurring thing. Barney is more than a meme, but I’m sure glad they’re around too.
@JonT Thanks!
So, hey, @JonT, it’s weird–but still wonderful–of you to pop back in. I hope you do it often and that I bump into you again.
It’s all been said. I missed you (everyone around here really stepped up, though, which is cool). Glad you’re doing better. Puppies, yeah. So I had a beautiful German shepherd when I was a kid (she died when I was twelve ). For the longest time once I
grew upgot older I wanted a dog–a real dog, a big, friendly, working dog. But we kept waiting because we never had the kind of place and outdoor space that a dog like that needs. Yaknow what broke me? Dog sitting for friends who had just adopted a lab puppy. Yeah, and they had a pool, which they didn’t want him in (but which he, knowing better than we did, what he was, probably needed to be in). Plus, his kennel area really gave me the sads. I did my best that week to clean up his tragically inadequate kennel area and let him play and get (there was no “keeping”) him out of the pool. It was mostly exhausting. Anyway, your pup is cute.And, yeah, it’s awesome to have you back.
I won’t say most of the rest of what I’m thinking, but I had to comment on this one thing:
This is what I want people to say about me. I don’t even care if they call me a “son of a bitch,” though I prefer “bastard.”
TL;DR
/giphy I love you, man
@joelmw good to see you again buddy! I’ll always think of us as kindred spirits. Maybe we can grab a beer sometime and philosophize.
/giphy love you back buddy
@joelmw any time someone posts about a dog, i have to go back up and check the username to see if it was @marklog.
@carl669 That’s crazy, anytime anyone posts about inappropriate child loving I do the same thing with you!
@JonT That’d be cool.
@marklog oh come on! i was only 20 and she was turning 18 in a week!
@carl669 @marklog
@JonT I’m happy you’re not shunning us anymore! I have a cooking question for you. I have a new pressure cooker/slow cooker and a 2 pound tri-tip. How should I proceed?
@Trillian Ooo, I know! Plug in the pressure cooker!
@Trillian Step 2: pour a beer into the slow cooker.
@Trillian Step 3 Season the tri tip with salt and black pepper and brown in a skillet on all sides over medium heat.
@Trillian Step 4 Carefully remove pressure cooker from its box, discard packaging.
@Trillian Step 5 pour a beer for yourself
@Trillian Step 6 Go out to eat. (Hi Trillian!)
@Trillian see turns out we don’t even need @JonT here at all.
@Ignorant No beer here, but I was planning on using red wine for the meat, and Captain Morgan for myself. We should both be feeling pretty good by the end of the night.
Hey @Barney, how are you doing? In hindsight, I probably should have taken the $$ I spent on the cooker and the meat and treated myself to a nice steak dinner. Less mess that way.
@Trillian Welp, @Ignorant took the words out of my mouth! Y’all don’t need me. In all honesty I don’t have much experience with pressure cookers or tri tip, but some carrots/mushrooms/garlic/onion with red wine is a good bet!!
@Trillian For what it’s worth I was sincere about the advice to brown the meat and such… I assumed the beer suggestion was too but then it went south xD
@Trillian step one, insert asshole dog. Plug into 480 outlet. Set to on, fagettabudit.
@Trillian I love my instant pot !! How did it turn out?
/giphy instant pot
@moonhat It turned out meh. I overcooked it, because I judged doneness by sight instead of temp. Rookie mistake. I’ve chopped it up and added BBQ sauce, so at least it is edible now. I’ll try again in a few weeks. BTW, mine is a Fagor Lux, but I’m thinking I should have gotten the InstantPot.
Wondering where you were . OK I take back a few of the things I have been thinking about You. . Sorry about the surgery- glad you are on the mend.
Hi @jonT! Every time I saw a necro’d thread with your name on it I got sad. Stop by once in a while.
@sammydog01 aw, don’t be sad!
/giphy cheer up sucker
Well hi again @JonT! While we’re all reveling in your return, just remember to do it again soon. Otherwise it wouldn’t be difficult at all to find your wedding registry information and several hundred mehmbers will be expecting some damn good hors d’oeuvres. In the meantime, sorry to hear about the health issues/glad to hear you’re doing better. Hope the (newer) gig becomes increasingly entertaining and the pup becomes decreasingly insane!
/giphy return of the king
Congrats on the addition to the family. Just a word of advice… Cats. Dogs are work. Cute little devil, though.
I do still expect wedding pictures.
Nice to hear from you. Don’t be a stranger.
@speediedelivery
Welcome back. My wedding is in March, 2017; I am very behind in planning… I adopted a dog two weeks ago. Stop living my life. missed you.
@connorbush hahaha, nice to know we’re living through the same struggle.
/giphy nobody cares
kidding, of course
@medz Weird, 2 out of the last 3 gifs are from Glee.
@cinoclav
@cinoclav you would know that
/giphy glee
@medz ok. i was listening to a song then that gif loaded and it was perfectly in sync with the music. it was a little creepy. and now it’s a little mesmerizing.
http://lalagif.com/trumpets-remix-2
@medz oh medz, sweet medz, I’ve missed you.
@jont welcome back. I’ve been lurking as well these days but get ready for beer fuku time. It’s coming.
@marklog I’m down! Tag me when it happens!
Welcome back @JonT! Glad to hear the penis reduction surgery was successful! Congradolences on the puppy, Memo is an awesome name. Good luck with the rest of your wedding planning! I had to get WAY more involved tin the planning than I anticipated, and I’m pretty sure it cost me my man card. My best advice is to REALLY splurge on the honeymoon, because you’re going to need it
/giphy holy shit he’s back!
…so majestic
@DaveInSoCal thank you for this gif(t).
You scum.
@Moose
@Moose It’s worse than that…
@Thumperchick @Moose
@dashcloud - Explain yourself for the actions of @JonT
@FroodyFrog Goats like to lick themselves, just like you like to lick up your food.
@dashcloud
@Moose it was definitely on purpose, just like old times.
@Thumperchick I love the new profiles! No shame. Self-starring club 4ever. ~500 out of 26k? I’ll take it.
/giphy come at me
@JonT
@JonT
/giphy self-five
So… Overwatch. You wanna be b.net friends? I’m absolutely terrible at the game.
@JerseyFrank
Janked#1303
Btw I’m still alive, I moved to Washington, DC! It’s awesome here so far! Maybe a longer update later!
@JonT you are going the wrong way, no good carne asada fries over there.
@JonT The IRS can still find you there.
@JonT Ooh, I live close to DC, but I never actually go there because it is a terrible, soulless place. Enjoy!
@Ignorant god, don’t I know it. Although every single thing we’ve eaten has been top notch! Excited to try Momofuku soon!
@Barney 51st! Statehood! (I don’t really know enough about this issue but people here are pretty passionate about it)
@sammydog01 We’ve absolutely loved it so far! I guess we don’t have souls Our neighborhood is full of great people, we’re about 30 minutes north of the Capital, about a 7 minute drive and we’re in Maryland, so maybe we’re not in the part that you hate.
@JonT Please update how you feel about DC after the first few snow days. The food does make up for a lot, though. Glad you’re better, and thanks for checking back in, it’s reassuring.
@JonT Tell Jimmy at The Palm that Mr. B says hello. You’ll be taken well care of . . . That or he’ll have you dumped out the back door - I may still owe him money from a bet. Okay, I’m pretty sure I still owe him money. But, he’s not the type to hold a grudge, and I’m pretty sure he’s forgotten by now anyway. I haven’t been that way in a bit, but he’ll remember me. Ask to be seated in his section.
@JonT This winter, try to remember that layers are warmer than bulky coats. Welcome to the east coast, where the Italian food is better and there isn’t a decent Mexican place for a few thousand miles!
@Thumperchick There aren’t many decent Mexican places left in Mexico for that matter.
@Pavlov this is some mob boss shit. I love it. Missed you buddy!
@Thumperchick @Pavlov as a Mexican, we’re everywhere, we know where to look. Had some really good carne asada in Silver Springs last weekend!
@JonT well, that’s not fair. Using your secret handshake for carne…
@JonT Jimmy @ The Palm is for real, and he know me and the Mrs well - missed you too - pop in here and say hi more often. Great eats in Laurel too - and cheaper than in the city - Mango’s is actually a half decent Mexican place IIRC - it’s in a strip mall, but what isn’t in Maryland? Ha!
@JonT BTW, thanks for picking me for volmod. I don’t know if I ever said it. I’ve had fun messing with every…er… helping!
@JonT Welcome to the DMV! It is, indeed, pretty awesome! Also Silver Spring is singular and I’m pretty sure if you make that mistake more than once the residents there will tie you up and throw you in Sligo Creek.
@brhfl clearly we need a dmv meh get together
@JonT Yay! I’d love to have a longer update from you.
Hi.
Hey @jont I’m sorry I was gone for a while too. I think I missed this post… how are you doing man?