Odd valentine's ideas

CaptAmehrican shared a link said Fri, Jan 27th 2017 at 7:59pm ET

http://dealnews.com/Name-a-Cockroach-at-The-Bronx-Zoo-for-10/1900691.html
So the bronx zoo is doing a name a cockroach valentines promotion. Who and why would you do this to someone you love???

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RiotDemon said Fri, Jan 27th 2017 at 8:12pm ET:

I can think of someone right now, lol.
Not anyone I care about, mind you.

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- @RiotDemon Maybe somebody I used to care about, but left me in the lurch, so to speak
  
  compunaut said Fri, Jan 27th 2017 at 10:04pm ET
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- @RiotDemon You need to get a voodoo doll. There are a lot of places to buy them in New Orleans. Road trip?
  
  OldCatLady said Sat, Jan 28th 2017 at 12:37am ET
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- @OldCatLady ooh, stabby pins… Good.
  
  RiotDemon said Sat, Jan 28th 2017 at 2:44am ET
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sammydog01 said Fri, Jan 27th 2017 at 8:20pm ET:

Madasgar hissing cockroaches are sweet friendly little bugs that don’t mind being held. And they breed like rabbits. Why not?

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- @sammydog01 You haven’t answered the question everyone is thinking- how do they taste?
  
  Seeds said Fri, Jan 27th 2017 at 10:14pm ET
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- @PantHeist Like chicken, of course.
  
  heartny said Fri, Jan 27th 2017 at 10:18pm ET
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- @PantHeist Crunchy.
  
  sammydog01 said Fri, Jan 27th 2017 at 10:29pm ET
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- @PantHeist I actually wasn’t thinking that. Tho now…
  
  baqui63 said Sat, Jan 28th 2017 at 2:39am ET
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jbartus said Fri, Jan 27th 2017 at 10:15pm ET:

I think that cockroach plush is pretty awesome actually. Worth way more than a box of four chocolates.

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magic_cave said Sat, Jan 28th 2017 at 12:28am ET:

If I had a good email address to offer, I’d cheerfully spring $10 to name a cockroach Donald J. Trump.

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  But there are so many other cockroaches with that name already!
  
  f00l said Sat, Jan 28th 2017 at 12:30am ET
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- @f00l But this one would be fabulous and the biggest, hissiest cockroach ever! Bigly!
  
  magic_cave said Sat, Jan 28th 2017 at 12:33am ET
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- @magic_cave It would be YUUUUUUUUGE!!!
  
  baqui63 said Sat, Jan 28th 2017 at 2:40am ET
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pfarro1 said Sat, Jan 28th 2017 at 1:00am ET:

If you really want to tell her you love her, give her me for valentines day. I promise to make you look so much better just by my complete lack of… well anything. She will swoon for the simplest of gestures after being stuck with me for a couple days.

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mollama said Sat, Jan 28th 2017 at 10:07pm ET:

Maybe people who like bugs (Entomologist and such) would think this is cute if one did it for the other.
/image I like bugs

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