The femur assertion needs to be qualified- my M-I-L’s femur snapped in 3 places when she fell outside her house- maybe about a 2-3 foot drop from her [short] height.
She fell on a grassy area in the spring when it was thawed, wet, and relatively soft.
The penultimate statement fails to add “and knows that at least one of the lines is false.”
@werehatrack You’re right. Women don’t blink exactly twice as much as men…
@shahnm @werehatrack
Depends on how often or how profoundly they’re lying…
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/let-their-words-do-the-talking/201405/just-the-bat-eye
@werehatrack I have the humbling suspicion at most only one of these is true
The femur assertion needs to be qualified- my M-I-L’s femur snapped in 3 places when she fell outside her house- maybe about a 2-3 foot drop from her [short] height.
She fell on a grassy area in the spring when it was thawed, wet, and relatively soft.
You use more 50% muscles in your Face to make a Frown, than you do a Smile… I am kinda lazy, so I smile a whole more than I frown!
@mycya4me I just have a blank stare most of the time like the rest of the zombies and use 98% less muscles.
KuoH
@kuoh @mycya4me also, that makes for less wrinkles!
@kuoh But only if you are a Zombie, which I am not!
@mycya4me Brains!
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