JFC. I swear the chance that a TrackR battery powers something stupid in my house is worth more than this is.
I will seriously go out to my garden and grab some herbs, and sell you snake oil. LED light therapy? Leave this shit for the chardonnay xanax housewives on morningsave. What is next? Vaginal rocks?
Edit: Some commedian: “You know what they call “alternative” medicine that works???”
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Much scarier than the last set of masks for sale
Good for rave
JFC. I swear the chance that a TrackR battery powers something stupid in my house is worth more than this is.
I will seriously go out to my garden and grab some herbs, and sell you snake oil. LED light therapy? Leave this shit for the chardonnay xanax housewives on morningsave. What is next? Vaginal rocks?
Edit: Some commedian: “You know what they call “alternative” medicine that works???”
IT IS CALLED MEDICINE!!!
Holy crap this would be great for Zoom meetings!
If you stay out of the light, you don’t need to worry about being beautiful.
Alternatively, same, if you just wear the mask ALL THE TIME.
“Gently cleanse the skin and apply your favorite skincare serums, moisturizers, and toners”
They do all the work so we don’t have to!
Thanks OBAA…nevermind