Product: NuvoMed Cordless Heated Compression Hand Massager
Model: EHM-4/0114
Condition: New
Acupressure compression massage uses a number of nodes to target pressure points, soothing tired, aching hands with the press of a button
Ideal for carpal tunnel strain, and general hand tightness
Strategically placed compression bags massage the whole hand, from the wrist, top of hand, and palm
Stimulates acupressure points as it works with optional heat
Ergonomic, open-ended design ensures a comfortable position for any hand size
Cordless USB rechargeable, lightweight, and portable to enjoy a relaxing massage anywhere
Note: this item is not recommended for injured hands or those with chronic pain. This is a deep compression massager primarily for overworked tired hand muscles
Massage Type
Kneading air bag compression
Cordless
Ultra-light portability
Rechargeable battery
2000mAh with USB charging cable
Features
Optional heat
Power
5V; 1A; 5W
Charging Time
About 3 hours
Working Time
About 1.5 to 2 hours
Dimensions
10" x 6.3" x 4.3"
Weight
2.06 lbs
What’s Included?
1x NuvoMed Cordless Heated Compression Hand Massager
Chatty G is taking forever. Gemini gave me a pic instantly, but when I told it “that’s a small banana, the hole is the approximate width of a human hand” and later “the entire device is 6.3 inches wide” it continued to give me the exact same picture. Since the model is nano banana, maybe that’s it’s thing.
@Vectors I got one of these last year to see if it helps arthritis. The gom jabbar mode is the default. My hand comes out with polka dots.
It does heat and compress my hand but there’s a limit to how much I can take.
@Lynnerizer@Vectors It helps briefly, yes. A heating pad seems easier more of the time. But I also have large hands which might affect how much it marks me.
@ArmchairGamer@Vectors
Thanks, I appreciate you letting me know. My mom has tiny hands and I’m thinking about getting it for her. It almost seems like it might be more painful just using it though. Wouldn’t it be great to have the perfect cure-all for these inevitable aches and pains… One can only hope! Good luck with getting relief.
Specs
Product: NuvoMed Cordless Heated Compression Hand Massager
Model: EHM-4/0114
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Feb 23 - Wednesday, Feb 25
@MeatyYoker I did not think it was a family friendly device at first based on that pic.
@MeatyYoker @yakkoTDI would a banana for scale help or hurt clarifying this device’s purpose here?
Chatty G is taking forever. Gemini gave me a pic instantly, but when I told it “that’s a small banana, the hole is the approximate width of a human hand” and later “the entire device is 6.3 inches wide” it continued to give me the exact same picture. Since the model is nano banana, maybe that’s it’s thing.
@djslack Doesn’t the banana go lengthwise?
Should we expect the next deal to be some kind of cork?
/giphy plug
@joelmw “cork”
@joelmw Gives a whole new meaning to put a cork in it.
I’m not sure I could use one of these without worrying I’d activate the secret gom jabbar mode
@Vectors NOOOO!
@Vectors I got one of these last year to see if it helps arthritis. The gom jabbar mode is the default. My hand comes out with polka dots.
It does heat and compress my hand but there’s a limit to how much I can take.
@ArmchairGamer @Vectors
Has it helped with your arthritis? I’m hoping so…
@Lynnerizer @Vectors It helps briefly, yes. A heating pad seems easier more of the time. But I also have large hands which might affect how much it marks me.
@ArmchairGamer @Vectors
Wouldn’t it be great to have the perfect cure-all for these inevitable aches and pains… 
One can only hope! Good luck with getting relief. 
Thanks, I appreciate you letting me know. My mom has tiny hands and I’m thinking about getting it for her. It almost seems like it might be more painful just using it though.
No way they did this one after the face wand accidentally
@InwiththeBreeze Next up: Lube?
@InwiththeBreeze @Kyeh
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/showme a white nuvomed compression hand massager with beige interior as the box in the gom jabber scene from dune
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