No wonder my skin is so dry it feels like alligator hide

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…and I fantasize about bathtubs filled with lotion. I finally got the weather station I bought months ago set up, and now I understand. The base station’s in the living room and the remote’s on my front porch. Time to get my handyman out here to turn on the swamp cooler. What’s the humidity like where you’re at?
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