New Mehdown Slash Command: /whatdog
17Give /whatdog a URL to a photo of a dog and it will tell you what kind of dog it is.
Powered by what-dog.net and Microsoft Azure Cognitive Services.
/whatdog
Scottish Terrier
Loving, sounds off at strangers, personable with its family
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/whatdog
French Bulldog
Playful, can be stubborn, warms to strangers quickly
/whatdog
Pembroke Welsh Corgi
Active & loving, bold, wilful nature, smart & sassy
/whatdog
Shetland Sheepdog
Strong barker, agile & sturdy, loving with its family
/whatdog
Pembroke Welsh Corgi
Active & loving, bold, wilful nature, smart & sassy
@dave Two out of three ain’t bad…
Squeee! I could maybe do this all day.
/whatdog
American Akita
Frequent brushing needed, needs obedience training, requires regular socialization
/whatdog
Not a dog.
I mean, it’s not super accurate, but at least we get to see more dogs!
@PurplePawprints
/image cat disguised as a dog
They’re good dogs @PurplePawprants
/whatdog
Not a dog.
/whatdog
Norfolk Terrier
Spirited, small but sturdy, feisty yet sweet personality
@chacham poor doggy.
@chacham Not the Cone of Shame!
/whatdog
Not a dog.
/whatdog
Labrador Retriever
Strong muscular body, smart, waterproof coat
/whatdog
Pointer
Athletic, active, great stamina
@ruouttaurmind just look at that stamina
@whatdog A swing and a miss…
@shawn
/whatdog
Labrador Retriever
Strong muscular body, smart, waterproof coat
/whatdog
Not a dog.
I knew it! Damn Zoe Monster been pulling a scam!
/whatdog
Golden Retriever
Gets along with just about everyone, strong & active, gentle & eager to please
@whatdog not doing well with the Monster.
/whatdog
Not a dog.
@whatdog So… cat? Fox? Bunny rabbit? Furry human?
/whatdog
Not a dog.
/whatdog
Cardigan Welsh Corgi
Little big dog, smart & sassy, intelligent, active & loving
I don’t think so @whatdog. You got the flavor wrong, though the taste is right on.
Ok, whatdog, one last shot with the Monster…
/whatdog
Pembroke Welsh Corgi
Active & loving, bold, wilful nature, smart & sassy
@whatdog, listen, not every dog is some variation of Welsh Corgi.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
/whatdog
Not a dog.
@Ignorant it lies!
/whatdog
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSwSWUPlvNRcfpy_ccAvtlysuH7SR1nWvi29uXYPkKOg-1kcykF
Not a dog.
/captionbot
I miss Gypsy…
I want /whatcat
@heartny That’s a koonshound.
@InFrom Yep
/whatdog
Shiba Inu
Lively, independent-minded, aloof toward strangers
/me really likes this feature
@thismyusername maybe one day we will get a /me command.
/whatdog
Pembroke Welsh Corgi
Active & loving, bold, wilful nature, smart & sassy
@Cerridwyn
HAHAHA so wrong!
and no, not mine
Apparently whatdog has a thing for various welsh corgis?
@ruouttaurmind That’s it’s run by the Queen!!
/whatdog
Not a dog.
Since I need to curse out shirt.woot AGAIN …
/whatdog
Not a dog.
/whatdog
Not a dog.
/whatdog
Clumber Spaniel
Lively, excellent sense of smell, initially reserved around strangers
/whatdog
Poodle
Smart, friendly, gets along with people easily
@whatdog Yo, you totes gotta get outta the house more often. How you gonna claim a name like that and not know your dogs? Or worse, not even recognize a dog from not a dog? Three strikes, you’re outta there!
/whatdog
Not a dog.
@whatdog accurate - he’s a complete asshole
/whatdog
Basenji
Outgoing, meticulously clean, doesn’t bark
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This asshole barks 24x7
This is everything I expect from a product involving Microsoft…
/whatdog
/whatdog
Something went terribly wrong.
/whatdog
Something went terribly wrong.
@llangley
/whatdog
Belgian Malinois
High work ethic, needs sense of purpose, territorial
I’m missing something I guess. Or not a dog. ☹
@llangley you can’t use it straight from the uploader. I used the URL from the photos you uploaded to get the response.
/whatdog
Something went terribly wrong.
@llangley let’s try:
/whatdog
Belgian Malinois
High work ethic, needs sense of purpose, territorial
@RiotDemon Thanks! I figured I was the one fucking it up. It’s close, Bullet is a GSD rescue. I had a Malinois, let’s see if I can figure this out, otherwise thanks in advance…
A wolflike creature was stalking livestock in Montana. Authorities have no idea what it is.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/animalia/wp/2018/05/25/a-wolflike-creature-was-stalking-livestock-in-montana-authorities-have-no-idea-what-it-is
I did not know there even was an American Akita.
/whatdog
Norfolk Terrier
Spirited, small but sturdy, feisty yet sweet personality
Nope! Havanese.
/whatdog
Not a dog.
@Ignorant no dog
…just a douche
/whatdog
Not a dog.
@llangley Belgian Malinois lol
It so doesn’t work it’s damned amusing, for about 10 sex
It works better on the actual site, although I accidentally selected a person’s photo and it came back with Basset Hound… I hadn’t laughed so hard in a long time
/whatdog
Not a dog.
more like What the Fuck Dog!
@somf69 Swoon! I’m pretty sure I just fell in love with your dog. Need more photos to be sure.
/whatdog
Something went terribly wrong.
Can someone explain how to get a photo of my dog in the appropriate format?
@sammydog01 let’s try:
/whatdog
Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever
Masterful swimmer, friendly, happy
@sammydog01 this is what I did, opened your image in a new tab and copied the URL.
(/)whatdog http: //i. imgur. com/e 9OEIpP.jpg
@sammydog01 IMG tags aren’t needed here.
@RiotDemon @Ignorant thanks! I’ll get another photo and mess with it again. I’m pretty sure he’s not a Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever.
@sammydog01 don’t tell him that. Might hurt his feelings.
I will get this right eventually.
/whatdog
Golden Retriever
Gets along with just about everyone, strong & active, gentle & eager to please
Yay! I did it! Whatdog is wrong about his personality though. Whatever the golden is mixed with is demanding and yappy. And pleasing me is not on his radar.
@sammydog01
/whatupdawgs?
@therealjrn you rang?
/youtube let the dawgs out
/whatdog
St. Bernard
Rescues lost travellers, good-natured, guard and companion
@kdemo thanks for these. I actually laughed.
@RiotDemon - lol. The command is easily duped.
@kdemo …So close…!
calling @placidpenguin see photo above
/whatdog
Italian Greyhound
Slender and muscular, boundless energy, needs to run & play
@kdemo looks like something from the Star Wars universe,
/whatdog
Golden Retriever
Gets along with just about everyone, strong & active, gentle & eager to please
/whatdog
French Bulldog
Playful, can be stubborn, warms to strangers quickly
@mfladd wtf? It adds it’s own picture?
@mfladd make sure the link is on the same line as /whatdog
@Ignorant ok, let me try again. So if it isn’t, it just randomly picks a dog?
@mfladd yup
/whatdog
Pointer
Athletic, active, great stamina
@mfladd Wrong! It’s an a Azawakh. Stoopid whatdog!
@mfladd ok, apparently I am doing this all wrong.
/whatdog
Saluki
Lean, graceful physique, fast & agile, aloof
@mfladd ok, I got it right this time. But whatdog still didn’t. But it was very close to correct.
/whatdog
Bernese Mountain Dog
Great strength, can pull small carts, playful and loving with family
Nicely done!
/whatdog
Not a dog.
@daveinwarsh
/whatdog
Not a dog.
@daveinwarsh
/whatdog
German Wirehaired Pointer
Boundless energy, sharp sense of smell, smart
/whatdog
Something went terribly wrong.
I disagree. Something went wonderfully right.
@DaveInSoCal let’s try:
/whatdog
Not a dog.
@DaveInSoCal welp, I tried.
@DaveInSoCal @RiotDemon
/whatdog
Miniature Pinscher
Thinks it’s a giant, energetic, bossy but charming
@medz @RiotDemon HAHAHAHA. 70lbs.
/whatdog
German Shorthaired Pointer
Great sense of smell, love of water, active
/image German Shorthaired Pointer
Interesting…maybe that’s where she gets the white on her paws.
/whatdog
Not a dog.
/whatdog
Not a dog.
/whatdog
Mastiff
Calm & dignified, protective, strong
@connorbush lol
My Bassglehund is an enigma
/whatdog
Not a dog.
@therealjrn
/whatdog
Not a dog.
@arielleslie I mean, people tell me he’s not a dog all the time so I can’t say I’m surprised.
/whatdog
Not a dog.
/whatdog
Not a dog.
@arielleslie Super adorable! Wait? Is that some type of Superman pillow or throw blanket?
@mfladd They’re Superman pajamas. Ghost and I were being lazy together.
@arielleslie Ok, That’s hot, and cool.
@mfladd True story: my other dog was almost named Krypto
This thing really doesn’t like my dog.
@arielleslie I am wondering how much actual image processing it is doing, as opposed to meta data / url name scraping.
@thismyusername to be fair, many humans assert that he is not a dog as well.