New Mehdown Slash Command: /lolspeak

shawn shared a link said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 9:09am ET

LOLspeak (where LOL is an acronym for laugh out loud) is a variety of English that can be described as the human interpretation of how cats might speak English if they could. It is a playful interpretation that includes things like deliberate grammatical mistakes, misspellings, and baby talk.

/lolspeak LOLspeak is a variety of English that can be described as the human interpretation of how cats might speak English if they could

LOLSPEAK IZ A VARIETY OV ENGLISH DAT CAN BEES DESCRIBD AS TEH HUMAN INTERPRETATION OV HOW CATS MIGHT SPEAK ENGLISH IF THEY CUD

Full list of Mehdown Slash Commands can be found here: https://meh.com/forum/topics/mehdown-slash-commands

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ACraigL said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 9:11am ET:

DIS IZ NOT TEH COMMAND WE NED BUT TEH COMMAND WE DESERVE

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studerc said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 9:18am ET:

O MAH F&^%ING GOD Y DOEZ THEES F&^%ING EXIST THEES R TEH DOWNFALL OV HUMANITY

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- Um…the fuck? You cant fucking swear while using this? How can you expect me to not be able to fucking swear. Get your ass in here @carl669!
  
  studerc said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 9:19am ET
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- @studerc look on the bright side. this gives us an opportunity to create new swear words and spread them around the world. we can have an impact on society!!!
  
  on the other hand, fuck it.
  
  carl669 said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 10:23am ET
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RiotDemon said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 9:23am ET:

JEBUS CHRIST DIS SHIT IZ GETTIN REDIKULUS IF EVRYONE USEZ THEES NU SLASH COMMANDZ ME NOT GOIN 2 READ ANYTHIN ANYMORE I WUD HOPE MAH KITTEH WUD BEES MOAR INTELLIGENT THAN DIS SRSLY

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- WUT R U TALKIN ABOUT? I HAS NEVR UNDERSTOOD U MOAR @RIOTDEMON
  
  hollboll said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 9:40am ET
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- WELL THANK GOODNESS @HOLLBOLL I AM GLAD DAT SOMEONE FINALLY F&^%ING UNDERSTANDS ME
  
  RiotDemon said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 7:06pm ET
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Kidsandliz said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 9:27am ET:

DAT WUD BEES A BROOKLYN C A T RIGHT? LOL

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mfladd said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 9:41am ET:

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narfcake said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 9:51am ET:

I wonder if political speeches will be more comprehendable after running it through this …

ALSO I CAN HAS CATSHIRTS?

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thejackalope said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 10:31am ET:

Let’s do all this over and over again!
lolspeak:
LET’S DOEZ ALL DIS OVAR AN OVAR AGAIN
reverse:
NIAGA RAVO NA RAVO SID LLA ZEOD S’TEL
jumble:
NAGIA RVAO NA RVAO SID LLA ZOED SE’TL
leet:
N4G14 RV40 N4 RV40 51D LL4 Z03D 537’L
piglatin:
4G14nay 40rVay 4nay 40rVay 51D 4lLay 03Dzay 537’L

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ConAndLibrarian said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 10:35am ET:

DIS IZ TEH BEST COMMAND EVAH

/giphy lol

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chacham said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 10:57am ET:

I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?

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ConAndLibrarian said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 11:35am ET:

@shawn, can we have a command where every word gets turned into a GIF? I want to see if we can break this place.

/giphy evil laugh

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- @conandlibrarian I love your evilness. (plus your gif)
  
  mfladd said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 1:06pm ET
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- @mfladd ah Salem. I’d recognize him anywhere.
  
  RiotDemon said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 7:04pm ET
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- @mfladd also, Salem didn’t speak in lolspeak. Maybe it was because he was a human trapped as a cat… But I digress.
  
  RiotDemon said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 7:08pm ET
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katylava said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 12:10pm ET:

I will read all of these.

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- @katylava In video form. While wearing a catshirt.
  
  narfcake said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 12:41pm ET
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narfcake said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 12:41pm ET:

http://shirt.woot.com/offers/learning-my-grammeh-1

http://shirt.woot.com/offers/my-grammar-is-purrrrfect

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thismyusername said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 1:04pm ET:

OMG Y WONT U GUYZ ADD A /ME COMMAND I AM STARTIN 2 FINKS U NEVR WELL O WELL

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jbartus said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 2:36pm ET:

I RLY LIEK DIS WAN IT HOLDZ GREAT POTENSHUL 4 LULZ

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thismyusername said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 2:53pm ET:

I CAN HAS A CHEEZBURGER

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- @thismyusername
  
  http://shirt.woot.com/offers/cheese-burger-1
  
  narfcake said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 3:04pm ET
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- @thismyusername Let the gif/meme speak, my padawan. (text not required) .
  
  mfladd said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 9:24pm ET
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- @mfladd ???
  
  thismyusername said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 11:19pm ET
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kdemo said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 3:10pm ET:

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

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- @KDemo
  
  http://shirt.woot.com/offers/super-effective
  
  narfcake said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 3:15pm ET
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- @narfcake I feel like an idiot. The first time I looked at the picture I thought they spelled Andy wrong…
  
  I love Teeturtle’s shirts. Super soft. TeeVillain uses the same blanks, I think. That’s the only places I buy my shirts from now.
  
  Never bought a woot shirt. Comparison?
  
  RiotDemon said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 7:11pm ET
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- @RiotDemon TeeTurtle uses Next Level Blanks, though in recent months, switched over to Live and Tell for the women’s blanks for additional sizing options.
  
  I believe TeeVillain uses Tultex blanks.
  
  The standard Anvil offerings at shirt.woot are poor IMHO - awkward cut and excessive shrinkage (and they start off shorter) are major turnoffs – and contributed to the customer flight from shirt.woot. If it’s something I plan to wear as a t-shirt, I’ll spend the extra $3 for USA-made American Apparel. You’ll be familar with them if you’ve purchased a meh shirt here.
  
  narfcake said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 8:02pm ET
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- @narfcake ok, so not the same blanks, but they’re both much more comfortable than the shirts I’ve gotten at other daily tee sites.
  
  Never gotten a meh shirt or an American apparel shirt. When they say they run small, that always makes me worried because I already have to wear men’s shirts because women’s are way too short for me or don’t come in my size.
  
  RiotDemon said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 8:40pm ET
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- @RiotDemon If you’ve been buying men’s/unisex sizing, then do the same with AA.
  
  Here’s a comparison of shirts I did a few years ago:
  https://shirt.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=5746693
  
  narfcake said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 8:57pm ET
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- @narfcake thanks!
  
  RiotDemon said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 9:18pm ET
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- @RiotDemon You’re welcome! And if you want pics of direct size comparisons, just let me know which sizes.
  
  narfcake said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 9:21pm ET
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RiotDemon said Thu, Jul 28th 2016 at 7:09pm ET:

I WUZ EXPECTING DIS SLASH COMMAND 2 BEES USD MOAR WHEN TEH CIRCUIT BREAKER HIT AN THEN TEH DEAL OV TEH DAI SOLD OUT I WUZ THOROUGHLY DISAPPOINTD

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rv617 said Fri, Jul 29th 2016 at 12:07am ET:

MIGHT I TROUBLE U 4 A CHEESEBURGER?

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- GEEZ DAT WUZ AKSHULLY PRITEE LAME IT DIDNT EVEN CHANGE TEH SPELLING OV CHEEZBURGER
  
  rv617 said Fri, Jul 29th 2016 at 12:09am ET
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salaosantiago said Fri, Jul 29th 2016 at 8:44pm ET:

4 SKOR AN SEVEN YEERS AGO R FATHERS BROUGHT FORTH UPON DIS CONTINENT A NU NASHUN CONCEIVED IN LIBERTY AN DEDICATD 2 TEH PROPOSITION DAT “ALL MEN R CREATD EQUAL ”

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ELUNO said Mon, Aug 1st 2016 at 11:18pm ET:

O SAI CAN U C BY TEH DAWN’S EARLY LIGHT WUT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED AT TEH TWILIGHT’S LAST GLEAMING WHOSE BROAD STRIPES AN BRIGHT STARZ THRU TEH PERILOUS FIGHT O’ER TEH RAMPARTS WE WATCHED WUZ SO GALLANTLY STREAMING? AN TEH ROCKETS’ RED GLARE TEH BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR GAEV PROOF THRU TEH NIGHT DAT R FLAG WUZ STILL THERE; O SAI DOEZ DAT STAR-SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVE O’ER TEH LAND OV TEH FREE AN TEH HOME OV TEH BRAVE?

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f00l said Mon, Aug 1st 2016 at 11:50pm ET:

I WILL GLADLY PAY U TUESDAI 4 A HAMBURGER TODAI

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f00l said Mon, Aug 1st 2016 at 11:51pm ET:

THEY KILLD KENNY

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DrunkCat said Tue, Aug 2nd 2016 at 11:31am ET:

It’s like Arfenhouse The Movie 2 threw up in here.

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jml326 said Tue, Aug 2nd 2016 at 11:32am ET:

ME SO HAPPEH

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f00l said Tue, Aug 2nd 2016 at 11:39am ET:

ME HUNGRY FED ME

I WANTS INSIDE NO LET ME OUT NO I WANTS INSIDE AGAIN NO WAIT I WANTS 2 STAND IN TEH DOORWAY AN FINKS BOUT IT 4 A WHILE Y R U BEIN IMPATIENT AN ANNOYING? I’LL MAK UP MAH MIND AFTR I TAEK A NAP

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