New Mehdown Slash Command: /jumble

shawn shared a link said Sat, Jul 23rd 2016 at 2:40pm ET

Arinocdcg to rencet rseaerch, the hmuan brian is plrectfey albe to raed colmpex pasasges of txet caiinontng wdors in whcih the lrettes hvae been jmblued, pvioedrd the frsit and lsat leetrts rmeian in teihr crcerot piiotsons.

http://www.businessballs.com/scrambledwords.htm

This is why we created /jumble

/jumble Humans can easily read text where the middle letters are shuffled.

Huamsns can eaisyly raed txet wrhee the middele lettesrs are shflfuded.

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narfcake said Sat, Jul 23rd 2016 at 2:40pm ET:

fcuk fcuk fcuk fcuk fcuk fcuk fcuk fcuk fcuk fcuk

Fuck! I expected more fucking variety here! Also, would those 10 fucks register on the fuck counter?

ETA: /jumble fcuk
fuck

HA!

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- @narfcake Now that last bit was bloody brilliant! That’s what that was. Brilliant.
  
  ruouttaurmind said Sat, Jul 23rd 2016 at 4:41pm ET
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- @narfcake
  Reading that post, all I can see/hear in my head is the squawking of a panicked chicken…
  
  Turken said Sun, Jul 24th 2016 at 12:44am ET
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- @narfcake fuck
  
  0Wise1 said Sat, Aug 20th 2016 at 9:51pm ET
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RiotDemon said Sat, Jul 23rd 2016 at 2:43pm ET:

horoyay, waht exatcyly is the pnoit of tihs thuog?h? Fcuk wtih the durnk pepol?e?

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- Lol at the question mark anomaly.
  
  RiotDemon said Sat, Jul 23rd 2016 at 2:44pm ET
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- @RiotDemon Maybe being drunk autocorrects it.
  
  speediedelivery said Sat, Jul 23rd 2016 at 2:47pm ET
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speediedelivery said Sat, Jul 23rd 2016 at 2:45pm ET:

I’m not srue I wnat to amidt I can raed taht. Waht wlil the spiellgng poliece thni?k?

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- @speediedelivery
  
  communist said Sat, Jul 23rd 2016 at 8:24pm ET
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- @communist Shouldn’t that be a red pen, the official sidearm of the Grammar Police, instead of a pencil?
  
  sjk3 said Sun, Aug 7th 2016 at 11:11am ET
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narfcake said Sat, Jul 23rd 2016 at 2:49pm ET:

Warning to @fishbiscuit: please avoid this thread!

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narfcake said Sat, Jul 23rd 2016 at 2:50pm ET:

http://shirt.woot.com/offers/spelling-bee

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Yoda_Daenerys said Sat, Jul 23rd 2016 at 3:08pm ET:

will it work within cowsay?

it is exemrteyly unklieyly taht tihs wlil hvae a soht at worikgng withnin cowsyay in my esmeteded esitmiatnon

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- @Yoda_Daenerys /jumble /emojify /cowsay
  
  narfcake said Sat, Jul 23rd 2016 at 3:13pm ET
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```
 __________________________________
/ /jumble i think it has to start  \
| on a new line, and nesting still |
\  needs some work                 /
 ----------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||
```
  Yoda_Daenerys said Sat, Jul 23rd 2016 at 9:17pm ET
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kdemo said Sat, Jul 23rd 2016 at 5:31pm ET:

’wTas brlligig, and the slityhy teovs Did grye and gibmele in the weab: All msimy wree the booogrvses, And the mmoe rhtas outgarebe.

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- @shawn - Weird, it added letters. For instance, borogoves has an spare s, and gimble and outgrabe extra e’s. Really fun, though. I can see getting some use out of this.
  
  kdemo said Sat, Jul 23rd 2016 at 5:36pm ET
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- @KDemo perhaps /jumble’s vorpal blade went ‘snicker snack’ through and through and cleaved the characters in twain?
  
  jbartus said Sat, Jul 23rd 2016 at 10:05pm ET
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Pavlov said Sat, Jul 23rd 2016 at 6:47pm ET:

So you made a @cranky1950 emulator . . .

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- @Pavlov Oh that was cold. Your bell will ring eventually.
  
  Smitty2525 said Sat, Jul 23rd 2016 at 11:30pm ET
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- @cranky1950
  
  The devil made me do it . . .
  
  Pavlov said Sat, Jul 23rd 2016 at 11:50pm ET
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- @Pavlov OK Geraldine
  
  Smitty2525 said Sun, Jul 24th 2016 at 12:19am ET
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- @cranky1950 It’s cool that you and I immediately get the Flip Wilson reference. These youngsters have no idea . . .
  
  Pavlov said Sun, Jul 24th 2016 at 7:30am ET
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f00l said Sat, Jul 23rd 2016 at 7:18pm ET:

Wanted: FAQ for all formatting, posting, and slash commands gathered into one helpful subtopic under the main FAQ. Possible?

Or would meh staffers prefer slash fanfucktion?

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- https://github.com/mediocre/mehdown/blob/master/README.md
  
  Ignorant said Sat, Jul 23rd 2016 at 9:19pm ET
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- @f00l
  
  “hawt, do you tnihk the Meh. staffesrs are wokirgng for the aeMh.ricasns and the Meh.xicasns, or for the Snptrase”?"
  
  what’s up with imgur’s new UI? i’ve failed at posting images recently. is there a new better way? i tried share options and BBCode(Forums)
  
  Yoda_Daenerys said Sat, Jul 23rd 2016 at 9:24pm ET
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jbartus said Sat, Jul 23rd 2016 at 10:08pm ET:

one two there fuor fvie six sveen egiht nnie ten elevnen tweleve thetrinen foetrunen fitfenen siextnen seeventnen eihetgnen nitneenen twenyty twenyty-one twneyty-two twneyty-trhee twenyty-fuor twneyty-fvie

adcbe
abcdfef
abedcgfg
abcfedhgh
abegfdcihi

@Shawn nice handling of hyphens, there’s a problem with the jumble duplicating characters in words beyond 5 letters in length though.

Any chance of a /goat command to auto fill the current goat inline? Would be handy

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- @jbartus @shawn Another observation. The erroneous character is always the last character and always placed at the index two characters before the end.
  
  jbartus said Sun, Jul 24th 2016 at 3:55am ET
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- @jbartus @katylava @harisson
  Ping
  
  jbartus said Mon, Jul 25th 2016 at 11:28am ET
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cattylaq said Sat, Jul 23rd 2016 at 10:12pm ET:

my brian hruts readigng tihs
/giphy brain hurts

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thismyusername said Sat, Jul 23rd 2016 at 10:18pm ET:

so we can jumbele up all the wdros but we slitl c’ant get a me commadnd… you gyus are so maen.

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MrGlass said Sat, Jul 23rd 2016 at 11:36pm ET:

Hrm, can we chain commands for even more wackiness?

/giphy /jumble lets try

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- awk said Sun, Jul 24th 2016 at 12:08am ET
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awk said Sat, Jul 23rd 2016 at 11:54pm ET:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typoglycemia

Maybe a Wikipedia-related command in the future?

/smartass (some subject I don’t know much about)

outputs:

“Actually everybody, you’d be surprised to know that (random excerpt from first matching wikipedia page). And on top of that (some other excerpt from the same page).”

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heartny said Sat, Jul 23rd 2016 at 11:57pm ET:

˙ooʇ uoıʇdo ʇxǝʇ dıןɟ ɐ ǝʞıן pןnoʍ ı

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- @heartny this text is umop apjsdn (how we used to do it when you just had an ASCII terminal, like a
  
  /image hazeltine crt terminal
  
  )
  
  baqui63 said Sun, Jul 24th 2016 at 12:15am ET
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ConAndLibrarian said Sun, Jul 24th 2016 at 12:07am ET:

I am so counfsded by tihs

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f00l said Sun, Jul 24th 2016 at 2:51am ET:

Fkcu

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- @f00l even though the last letter was switched, I still think I figured out what the word is.
  
  RiotDemon said Sun, Jul 24th 2016 at 2:53am ET
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mfladd said Sun, Jul 24th 2016 at 10:49pm ET:

You should just rename this /mfladd because it is how everyone is pretty use to me typing anyway

Also /edit should use my name since I can never post anything w/o editing because of mistakes and even then it is usually too late.

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jsh139 said Sun, Aug 7th 2016 at 11:04am ET:

Pretyty cool. Not srue how oetfn I’d use it, thouhgh.

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- @jsh139 All. The. Time. In every situation.
  
  sjk3 said Sun, Aug 7th 2016 at 11:13am ET
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sjk3 said Sun, Aug 7th 2016 at 11:12am ET:

Now everoyene can hvae the pleusaere of kniowgng waht it is lkie to be dylxsecic.

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shawn said Sat, Aug 20th 2016 at 1:33pm ET:

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- @shawn Even more amazing the brain can read jumbled while sideways!
  
  Raider said Sat, Aug 20th 2016 at 3:45pm ET
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New Mehdown Slash Command: /jumble

HA!