New Mehdown Slash Command: /define

@therealjrn Knew it was coming, did not disappoint

@therealjrn Gee I know a song that goes with those words

@Kidsandliz @therealjrn

/define shitload

NOUN

• 1 a large amount or number

@Kidsandliz @lichme

@therealjrn Well there ya go.

@therealjrn

Should be fixed:

/define leet

NOUN

• 1 a yearly or half-yearly court of record that the lords of certain manors held.

ADJECTIVE

• 1 (of a person) skilled at computer programming or hacking
  • 1.1 extremely good; excellent

More definitions available at Oxford Dictionaries

@lichme ||1(3!

@Kidsandliz I don’t “doctor” or even filter my posts usually.

It’s a blessing…and it’s a curse.

@therealjrn

/define monk

NOUN

• 1 a member of a religious community of men typically living under vows of poverty, chastity, and obedience.

More definitions available at Oxford Dictionaries

@lisaviolet Somebody caught that!
/define beaming

ADJECTIVE

• 1 smiling broadly; grinning

I really expected to see a 4 panel comic.

@Thumperchick

It’s there, you just have to seek it out

/define lugubrious

ADJECTIVE

• 1 looking or sounding sad and dismal

@djslack nice try even if it didn’t work…

@Cerridwyn

@shahnm And you want us to believe that?

/define gullible

ADJECTIVE

• 1 easily persuaded to believe something; credulous

/ define bought for millions of dollars by amazon

FUCKERY

• woot

@shahnm I saw what you did there

@narfcake All three seem to be perfectly reasonable definitions to me.
/define reasonable

ADJECTIVE

• 1 having sound judgement; fair and sensible

  • 1.1 based on good sense
  • 1.2 able to reason logically

• 2 as much as is appropriate or fair; moderate

  • 2.1 fairly good; average
  • 2.2 (of a price or product) not too expensive

@narfcake
/define fuko captcha

Something went terribly wrong.

@mehcuda67 now that is the TRUTH!

@narfcake Submitted an update for stuff with spaces, it should work later

@lichme Yay!
/define unblame

No exact matches found for the specified word.

Oh sure, now it works when I’m trying to be funny.

@heartny I’m glad somebody thought of this. I heart Mary Poppins.

/define irony

NOUN

• 1 the expression of one’s meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect
  • 1.1 a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often wryly amusing as a result
  • 1.2 a literary technique, originally used in Greek tragedy, by which the full significance of a character’s words or actions is clear to the audience or reader although unknown to the character.

ADJECTIVE

@medz

/define superfluous

ADJECTIVE

• 1 unnecessary, especially through being more than enough

@lichme @medz wait…why didn’t it work for medz?

@ELUNO

/define snapster

No exact matches found for the specified word.

@ELUNO

/define fool

NOUN

• 1 a person who acts unwisely or imprudently; a silly person
  • 1.1 a person who is duped or imposed on

• 2 a jester or clown, especially one retained in a royal or noble household.

VERB

• 1 trick or deceive (someone); dupe

• 2 act in a joking, frivolous, or teasing way
  • 2.1 engage in casual or extramarital sexual activity.

ADJECTIVE

• 1 foolish; silly

More definitions available at Oxford Dictionaries

/define butthead

NOUN

• 1 a stupid or stubborn person

MEH USERS

• 1 @medz

@TheFLP What, it can’t tell us who the goat of the month is? Pffllgh. (And obviously I blame @lichme.)

@TheFLP It told you who the goat was

greatest of all time

/google site:meh.com current goat
Goat Day #19: A preview of what’s to come
https://meh.com/forum/topics/goat-day-19-a-preview-of-whats-to-come

@lichme I thought it was you, but I stand corrected.

@DrunkCat
/define meta

ADJECTIVE

• 1 (of a creative work) referring to itself or to the conventions of its genre; self-referential

/define plastron

NOUN

• 1 a large pad worn by a fencer to protect the chest.
  • 1.1 a steel breastplate worn beneath a hauberk.

• 2 an ornamental front of a woman’s bodice or shirt consisting of colourful material with lace or embroidery, fashionable in the late 19th century.
  • 2.1 a man’s starched shirt front without pleats.

• 3 the underside part of a tortoise’s or turtle’s shell.
  • 3.1 a ventral plate similar to a plastron in some invertebrate animals.
  • 3.2 (in an aquatic insect) a patch of cuticle covered with hairs which retain a thin layer of air that acts like a gill for breathing under water.

@medz

/define snood

Something went terribly wrong.

Awww they turned it off…I didn’t realize this was an old thread.

@f00l

/define shrdlu

No exact matches found for the specified word.

@f00l ooooh now there’s a crusty ol reference from the ol memory banks

@f00l

/define hax0r

No exact matches found for the specified word.

@f00l

/define lüser

No exact matches found for the specified word.

@f00l

/define n00b

No exact matches found for the specified word.

@f00l

/define newbie

NOUN

• 1 an inexperienced newcomer to a particular activity.

@f00l

/define “breakfast octopus”

No exact matches found for the specified word.

@f00l

/define amazon

NOUN

• 1 a river in South America, flowing over 6,683 km (4,150 miles) through Peru, Colombia, and Brazil into the Atlantic Ocean. It drains two fifths of the continent and in terms of water flow it is the largest river in the world.

More definitions available at Oxford Dictionaries

@f00l

Hmmm.

@f00l
/define appropriate

ADJECTIVE

• 1 suitable or proper in the circumstances

VERB

• 1 take (something) for one’s own use, typically without the owner’s permission

• 2 devote (money or assets) to a special purpose

@f00l #1. Nice tiptoe, I’d go for a full out stomp

@bleedmichigan

I feel like this definition should come with pictures of my kids.

@lichme any interest in looking into getting /define working again or should we just remove it?

Replace it with /lmgtfy ?

@lichme @shawn Make it work! There’s so much I want to know -

@mike808 we already have /Google.

Yeah, I know.

@Barney aww

@thismyusername my condolences

@f00l

/define rescursion

Something went terribly wrong.

@f00l

/refine technological drift

/affine equestrian pedestrian
/cosine recreational seasickness
/quinine rhotic gin-soaked stupor
/asinine all of the above

Seems to be working now.

Is this gem not in the slash command guide?

@connorbush It was a kind of one-off one day…they should document it though.
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Don’t know if this is an actual problem, or purely a brilliant definition.