My streak ends at 502 - Stomping my feet and leaving.
1I've missed out on fukus before. Sure, I got bummed out. I have mocked other people who said they were cancelling VMP just because they also missed out on a fuku, telling them to not let the door hit them in the ass on the way out.
This feels very different. Used IOS, clicked on the captcha stuff like everyone else, voted on the poll, and still told me I was a robot. I refreshed and did it all over again, still told me I was a robot. I refreshed a third time just to see it was sold out. Nice idea, poor execution.
I'm stomping my feet and saying that I've cancelled VMP and I'm going to be leaving after today. Bought dozens of meh things, have a current streak of 502 clicky-faces, created an e-mail address mehems79@gmail.com just to give away a red fuku bag free-o-charge, yada yada yada. I can't say that I'll NEVER come back, but I really don't plan on it. I'll miss the fun things about this place (forums, write-ups, videos), but I just don't want to financially support mediocre anymore.
It's been fun.
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bye.
Adiós, motherfucker.
@Pavlov THIS is what I will miss after today.
@hems79 How fucking long does it take you to leave?
@hems79 You know really, I must say I'm sorry. I'm not allowing a person of your stature, of your peerage a proper flounce. I humbly apologize. Please flounce away. And tomorrow, just mere hours away is April 2. The first day of the rest of your mehsirable life. :::beams:::
@therealjrn It's like saying, "I'm going to quit smoking AFTER today."
@hems79 well you will always wonder what they sold the day after the Fuko... you will always wonder... was it a Fukubukuro or was it neoprene? Was it a fukubukuro or was it a bluetooth speaker shaped like a rooster or pig? Was it a fukubukuro or was it an EasyEgger... you will never know. Oh well... farewell...
Adios Felipe. Announced departure. Even if this is an April Fool joke, it has gone too far. Fucking announced departures. Disgusting.
Sorry, Nixon has everyone else outclassed.
Here's another suggestion- stay around, chat on the forums, play games with their employees, maybe win some prizes, and never buy anything. Waste their time- it's the best revenge.
@hems79 @sammydog01 - This!
(Maybe even buy something some day)
@KDemo Put meh on the backburner. Get an e-mail with a reply notification. Read it. Clicked the fucking face for #503. Dammit.
It's @KDemo 's fault why I'm back.
@hems79 wb
@hems79 Hey! Welcome back big fella! That damn @KDemo sure can be a gloatful goat can't he? How about that BT speaker that blocks your outlet? Sweet deal huh?
@therealjrn Forget that speaker, I just noticed it's an earthworm danceparty. Hellz to da yeah.
@hems79 I'll welcome you back after I'm done sulking for exactly the reasons you outlined above.
Hey, @sammydog01 - there are a whole lot of sulking threads currently - you can get your therapeutic remedy right here!
@hems79 - So glad you decided to stay! The forum is worth so much more than a fuku or fuko.
@KDemo Hey! Fuck you! You fucking goat! THIS HAS ALL BEEN YOUR FAULT!!!
Fucking goats! Sure, go on and bleat about the nice forum! Sure go on and bleat about all us nice people!
It's STILL GOING TO BE YOUR FAULT!
:SWEET_SMILE:
@therealjrn - Aw, so sorry about your dilemma.
@KDemo :SWEET_SMILE: lol
@KDemo
dentist
@KDemo They're full of assholes defending those Meh sociopaths, so no thanks.
@sammydog01
What's wrong w defending a sociopath or three?
@f00l I don't know how defending sociopaths could possible go wrong.
@hems79 said:
Welcome back, motherfucker.
@Pavlov
@hems79
Indeed. Welcome back, whiny asshole robot. There are tons of us here.