@mlbrink@UncleVinny The only time actually Walter goes in the water in when he goes in his water dish usually when I am not looking.
He flew into the pool at our last house (twice) and I was ready to jump into to save him, but he kept flapping his wings like a duck trying to take off and eventually got to the edge where I was able to fish him out.
Must have made quite an impression on him as every time thereafter I took him out near the pool he climbed on the farthest part of my body (my head even) to be as far away from the pool as possible.
@mlbrink@tinamarie1974@UncleVinny I made myself a promise to take Walter in the pool again, but the only thing I could manage is to take him in there after they had drained the pool to clean it.
I’m in the same socially distant, but adjacent boat and am not afflicted by either conditions currently. However I might not mind catching one of those and am getting vaccinated for the other.
@ajdillon@macromeh I like “Being bisexual doubles the chances of getting a date for Saturday night.” I’m not, but a great quote from a world-class freak.
I had COVID-19 last year (before everyone knew to wear protection), thought it was a one-time thing that was over, now 9 months later, “complications” showed up that may be a permanent problem for me and I have to go get tests done…
Save yourself till your Vaccination day, trust me you aren’t missing out.
@rogerbacon I know 6 people who were sick in December-February of last year who had all the Covid-19 symptoms but there were no tests at the time. All of them have long term effects.
@Felton10 That reminds me of a “best of 2020” factoid I heard on NPR, which was that one of Amazon’s biggest sellers and largest year over year sales increases was vibrators!
Good thing I wasn’t drinking a soda when I read that.
@mehcuda67 I might need something stronger
We are running out of thing to post about. Want more pictures of Walter?
@Felton10 (sigh) at this point it couldn’t hurt.
@Felton10 @mlbrink how about some pictures of Walter in the water?
@mlbrink @UncleVinny The only time actually Walter goes in the water in when he goes in his water dish usually when I am not looking.
He flew into the pool at our last house (twice) and I was ready to jump into to save him, but he kept flapping his wings like a duck trying to take off and eventually got to the edge where I was able to fish him out.
Must have made quite an impression on him as every time thereafter I took him out near the pool he climbed on the farthest part of my body (my head even) to be as far away from the pool as possible.
@Felton10 @mlbrink @UncleVinny videos of walter in action?
@mlbrink @tinamarie1974 @UncleVinny Walter hanging out on his cage
@mlbrink @tinamarie1974 @UncleVinny I made myself a promise to take Walter in the pool again, but the only thing I could manage is to take him in there after they had drained the pool to clean it.
@Felton10 @mlbrink @tinamarie1974 @UncleVinny awwww Walter is so cool
I’m in the same socially distant, but adjacent boat and am not afflicted by either conditions currently. However I might not mind catching one of those and am getting vaccinated for the other.
KuoH
You must be married if your sex life is non-existant.
@AuntMean67
not really…
@AuntMean67 I’m married and my sex life is awesome.
POPSOCKETS! SPROCKETS! DAVY CROCKETT! AWESOME!
@zinimusprime With the wife, or with the mistress?
@ShotgunX lol only the wife. She’s even awake for the whole thing!
@ShotgunX @zinimusprime you mean all of 10 seconds?
@AuntMean67 @zinimusprime let me guess, your wife uses Meh?
@OnionSoup @zinimusprime My husband doesn’t use Meh.
@AuntMean67 @OnionSoup Neither does my wife. She just uses me!
/giphy wakka wakka
You mean millions of people are getting it, and you’re not?
@ajdillon
yeah, and over 1 in a hundred die from it…
@ajdillon And everybody you know has no taste!
@ajdillon
@ajdillon @chienfou That’s how I want to go! (orgasm, not covid)
Living in your mom’s basement will do that. Think of it as insurance you won’t get either.
I just got an injection, so hopefully, I won’t get it.
@Bjlauria you got a sex injection?
@zinimusprime Sure! Didn’t you?
@Bjlauria
/giphy giggity giggity
It’s spreading everywhere.
“Don’t knock masturbation - it’s sex with someone you love.” -Woody Allen
@macromeh I guess he decided to take this concept to the next level with his second marriage…
@macromeh My favorite Woody Allen sex quote: “Playing bridge is like sex, if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand!”
@ajdillon @macromeh I like “Being bisexual doubles the chances of getting a date for Saturday night.” I’m not, but a great quote from a world-class freak.
@irishbyblood @macromeh Another good one! I had a friend I used to call bisexual, because if he wanted sex he had to buy it
@ajdillon @macromeh I didn’t know we already knew each other! lmao j/k
@ajdillon @irishbyblood @macromeh also doubles your chances of getting shot down…
You mean it leaves you gasping for breath?
So apparently “Wintering for COVID” (finding someone, anyone?, to be with through the isolation) is a thing.
This American Life: Winter’s Bone
I thought you were going to say something about going after the elderly and chronically ill… or about how it’s mostly based on fantasy.
Mine too:
I had COVID-19 last year (before everyone knew to wear protection), thought it was a one-time thing that was over, now 9 months later, “complications” showed up that may be a permanent problem for me and I have to go get tests done…
Save yourself till your Vaccination day, trust me you aren’t missing out.
@rogerbacon I know 6 people who were sick in December-February of last year who had all the Covid-19 symptoms but there were no tests at the time. All of them have long term effects.
I knew there was a reason Meh was selling many different makes of “massagers”.
@Felton10 That reminds me of a “best of 2020” factoid I heard on NPR, which was that one of Amazon’s biggest sellers and largest year over year sales increases was vibrators!
I thought it was because you wore masks while…
My sex life is like Covid, it has so many variants and no one wants any of them.
My sex life is like Covid, no one will come within 6ft of me.
My sex life is like Covid, you want to keep it away from your family.
My sex life is like Covid, if you encounter it once, you probably never will again.
My sex life is like Covid, it’s a “myth” propagated by the “radical-left” to make Trump look bad… wait…
My sex life is like Covid-19: Those who know what it is, take extreme measures to avoid it.
Maybe you should try “Somacare Digital TENS Muscle Stimulation Unit” that’s on sale at meh?
You have a point!
@juliafrod who?
My sex life is like Covid-19…
…I had it a while ago, but not for a LOOONG time now.
(Covid, Feb 2021 - Sex Life…spottily from 98-2004-ish)