My partner and I came up with a bit of Meh merch.

Kawa posted a pic said
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Shirts in the style of football-as-in-soccer jerseys!

Red and white horizontal stripes (hoops) to invoke Glen, Mediocre flask as sponsor, no crest. Purple shorts optional but encouraged.

Maybe away kit will be plain purple? Or purple with some black/gray?

Mediocre home kit!