My new best friend! Alexa Echo and me!

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And such a pleasing personality! But will it go stale over time?

Context: Lost, non-essential presciption bottle is hiding from me. Let's call this Rx "soma" for literary purposes.
Q "Alexa, where is my soma?"
A "Please visit amazon.com to manage or ttact your orders."
Next time i'm going for Dilaudid.

Q "Alexa, where can i get heroin."
A "I'm not going to answer that."
Cares about my well-being!

Q "Alexa, joke."
A "How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends of what they're trying to change it into."
Ok, needs work.

Note: Alexa is kinda prissy in trying to be possessive. Doesn't acknowledge the existence of Meh. That won't stop my two-timing.

So, where should this relationship go? Alexa came from what i hear is a kill shelter. Prob traumatic. Undecided about whether it's best to try training for a unique name or stick with what's familiar. Thoughts? Do you have an "Alexa" in your life?